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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 15hWhen she carked it I was discussing her legacy on Faecesbook when a complete stranger to me messaged to tell me she did great things. I objected politely to which she said, "because of Thatcher we lost our home, but she was good for this country". Can't argue with delusion. 000
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I didn't hear the speech. From what I've picked up there are a number of great ideas, no substance as of yet. Emotion's fine, but I'm immune to it. Too many platitudes, not enough action. The est time it would take to rejoin the EU is a decade. First we'd have to stamp on the fischer price fascists 021
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If they did come in I'm going out on a limb to say that it wasn't on small boats. That's not how terror cells operate. More likely that these men are born here and take umbridge at the fact that their parents homeland is being bombed to shit by a f**king psychopath and we're helping. 002
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Roided up Proud Boy exercising his right to be a pathetic fascist dipshit. 000
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm probably missing something so feel free anyone to tell me why what I suggest can't be done. How about we offer people mortgages based on their rental records. Personally, I've rented my entire adult life, at least 25 years and never missed a payment. That, apparently isn't good enough. 000
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026He's got a mobile phone in his prison pocket. 020
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I can answer that. It's normally in Amerikkka. 010
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I had no idea turds could drive. 000
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Thick yes, but useful. The very definition of a useful idiot. She doesn't have any beliefs of her own, they're just bought and paid for by the highest bidder. 1132
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Ferrari is an old man shouting at clouds. 0230
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Tony Blair invented that trolley then filled it with communism and avocado. 1440
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They'll escort him outside to get some air. 010
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We'll get his version of Tate's 'Tales From The Bad Place'. 'Today a man showed me his bum hole. I feel strange. I do hope this doesn't awaken something in me?'. 020
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Yup, giving off gutter dwelling incel vibes. 000
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just to clarify, I'm not legally trained. As I understand it, if there is sufficient evidence to prove criminal damage then a witness is not required. 010
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They have to prove beyond doubt that he aimed to endanger life. In the video he can be heard telling the man to get off the boat. We all know that he couldn't give a toss about anything other than gaining followers and money. He's scum, but he knows where the lines are, unfortunately. 1110
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026As I've grown older I've realised that 'we' are British until we aren't. We have been tolerated, but we are always on a short leash. Braverman is a white supremacist even if she doesn't realise it. Sadly she's not alone. 020
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It was definitely AI as he can be seen stringing a coherent sentence together. 010
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026She's a Synthetic. Her circuitry went on the fritz years ago and no-one noticed. 001
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026They don't take her seriously. She's an empty vessel. Believes in nothing. Will do or say anything they want. The very definition of a useful idiot. When they're done with her she'll be discarded like a used prophylactic. 030
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Perhaps if the perpetrator stabbing the boat was a brown person Mahmoud might feel slightly less sloth-like in her response? At this point it'll take a murderous rampage to get this government to act. Even then it'll be stressed that they had 'legitimate concerns'. 021
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Methinks Simon Mills might be a tad bitter. 040
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We have been invaded by everybody and the kitchen sink. We are a nation of immigrants. Reminds me of this study. www.reuters.com/article/life...reuters.comAfrican lineage found in Yorkshire menScientists have discovered an African lineage in seven men with an unusual surname living in Yorkshire who had no idea of their black ancestry. 110
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Wish we had politicians with that attitude. 000
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It's colonialism. White people are intrinsically viewed as being 'real brits' with their legitimate concerns, whereas everybody else is on a short leash. These Nazis are talking about remigration and the politicians are tutting, shaking their heads and saying what's to be done? Utter complicity. 110
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Low hanging fruit. Looks great on a spreadsheet. 020
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Looks as if the people will have to do the job. Our leaders have abdicated their responsibility. Nazi Active Clubs exist in this country. Very little coverage in the MSM. To all the good people, go get some training and prepare for these people showing up on your doorstep. 130
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026He's in danger of procreating. Definitely need to bang him up before that happens. 010
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Who has given this knuckle dragging crypto funded neo-Nazi permission to intimidate, assault and endanger peoples' lives? Proscribe his Patriot party. They were zealous enough to do so with Palestine Action and I don't remember PA marching through the streets like Mosley's black shirts. 041
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Frank Skinner made a documentary about Formby a few years ago. Where i first heard that story. youtu.be/BJ-7bYFmM18?...youtu.beFrank Skinner on George Formby (2011 Documentary)YouTube video by George Formby 010
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Reform are just a con job. These people jumped ship to raise the alarm. They're not a party, they're a conduit for crypto currency. 010
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Scum doesn't have a class. 000
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026He's Nick Clegging. I'm pretty sure Palantir care as much about safeguarding the British public as they do about their data security. I love his spin about 'some things being propaganda'. That's how he sleeps at night, while hanging from the rafters. 020
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026There's a Black Mirror episode that covers this quite nicely. Obviously it doesn't end well. 010
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I loved Barbarian and Weapons. Read this morning that this had a rotten tomatoes score in the 90's. Can't wait to see it. 000
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I was spun around by a Chelsea tractor powering round a corner, almost seriously injured by a car mounting a pavement because they couldn't be arsed to wait at the lights, and nearly taken out at a crossing by a driver going the wrong way because he was late for work. Being a pedestrian sucks. 060
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Some people say it was Kraft that made the decision. They say Sheeran had no choice. I've known people in the music industry. Once you reach Sheeran's level you have achieved a level of power that most artists could never achieve. So who's to blame? Both. Stop with the rose tinted bullshit. 2260
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I can assure you, none of my friends or myself here in the UK have ever, or will ever listen to Ed Sheeran. If Syd Field made a book for songwriting he'd be the poster boy. Formulaic sentimental bullshit. To those saying blame Kraft as well, people can detest multiple people at the same time. 030
Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Never believed them in the first place. Once you get to a certain level of fame you start mixing with the very people you probably despised. Then, you become them. The few that reach that level and retain their integrity, good on them, but that should be the lowest of bars. 000