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@meesterstumpy.bsky.social
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🇬🇧 Alive, I think? Preoccupied with current events. All the while guarding my cats with my life, just in case that episode of Rick and Morty comes true.

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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 6h
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 15h
When she carked it I was discussing her legacy on Faecesbook when a complete stranger to me messaged to tell me she did great things. I objected politely to which she said, "because of Thatcher we lost our home, but she was good for this country". Can't argue with delusion.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A gnats todger.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I didn't hear the speech. From what I've picked up there are a number of great ideas, no substance as of yet. Emotion's fine, but I'm immune to it. Too many platitudes, not enough action. The est time it would take to rejoin the EU is a decade. First we'd have to stamp on the fischer price fascists
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If they did come in I'm going out on a limb to say that it wasn't on small boats. That's not how terror cells operate. More likely that these men are born here and take umbridge at the fact that their parents homeland is being bombed to shit by a f**king psychopath and we're helping.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Roided up Proud Boy exercising his right to be a pathetic fascist dipshit.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm probably missing something so feel free anyone to tell me why what I suggest can't be done. How about we offer people mortgages based on their rental records. Personally, I've rented my entire adult life, at least 25 years and never missed a payment. That, apparently isn't good enough.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He's got a mobile phone in his prison pocket.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I can answer that. It's normally in Amerikkka.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I had no idea turds could drive.
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Stop Funding Hate @stopfundinghate.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Talk TV on migrants: 'culturally, I'm an ancient Roman; culturally, these people are barbarians' 😖 Truly grim. No one should be advertising on this toxic channel. What are IKEA thinking? Sign the petition: actionstorm.org/petitions/ik... #migrants #mediahate #ikea #stopfundinghate
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Village of the damned.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thick yes, but useful. The very definition of a useful idiot. She doesn't have any beliefs of her own, they're just bought and paid for by the highest bidder.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ferrari is an old man shouting at clouds.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Tony Blair invented that trolley then filled it with communism and avocado.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They'll escort him outside to get some air.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We'll get his version of Tate's 'Tales From The Bad Place'. 'Today a man showed me his bum hole. I feel strange. I do hope this doesn't awaken something in me?'.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Yup, giving off gutter dwelling incel vibes.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just to clarify, I'm not legally trained. As I understand it, if there is sufficient evidence to prove criminal damage then a witness is not required.
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 24/09/2026
NEWS! Scientists reclassify the shortest measurable unit of time as that which occurs between Tommy Robinson's mate being arrested and the launch of his fundraising page buff.ly/pQI5HD4
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Scientists reclassify the shortest measurable unit of time as that which occurs between Tommy Robinson’s mate being arrested and the launch of his fundraising page
The world of physics is in shock after scientists announced the reclassification of the shortest measurable unit of time following the arrest of Tommy Robinson’s mate Danny Tommo. Previously,…
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They have to prove beyond doubt that he aimed to endanger life. In the video he can be heard telling the man to get off the boat. We all know that he couldn't give a toss about anything other than gaining followers and money. He's scum, but he knows where the lines are, unfortunately.
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Mark Follman @markfollman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NEWS: My new investigation uncovers the horrific ChatGPT history of the Tumbler Ridge school shooter. OpenAI’s chatbot fueled the shooter's violent fantasies and plans up to the day of the massacre. Chats about guns, timing of attacks, becoming infamous, and more. www.motherjones.com/media/2026/0...
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ChatGPT helped the Tumbler Ridge school shooter focus on guns, tactics, and terror, our investigation reveals
OpenAI’s chatbot fed the shooter’s violent fantasies and planning up to the massacre.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As I've grown older I've realised that 'we' are British until we aren't. We have been tolerated, but we are always on a short leash. Braverman is a white supremacist even if she doesn't realise it. Sadly she's not alone.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It was definitely AI as he can be seen stringing a coherent sentence together.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She's a Synthetic. Her circuitry went on the fritz years ago and no-one noticed.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
They don't take her seriously. She's an empty vessel. Believes in nothing. Will do or say anything they want. The very definition of a useful idiot. When they're done with her she'll be discarded like a used prophylactic.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Perhaps if the perpetrator stabbing the boat was a brown person Mahmoud might feel slightly less sloth-like in her response? At this point it'll take a murderous rampage to get this government to act. Even then it'll be stressed that they had 'legitimate concerns'.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Methinks Simon Mills might be a tad bitter.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We have been invaded by everybody and the kitchen sink. We are a nation of immigrants. Reminds me of this study. www.reuters.com/article/life...
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African lineage found in Yorkshire men
Scientists have discovered an African lineage in seven men with an unusual surname living in Yorkshire who had no idea of their black ancestry.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wish we had politicians with that attitude.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's colonialism. White people are intrinsically viewed as being 'real brits' with their legitimate concerns, whereas everybody else is on a short leash. These Nazis are talking about remigration and the politicians are tutting, shaking their heads and saying what's to be done? Utter complicity.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
No, and hell no.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Low hanging fruit. Looks great on a spreadsheet.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Looks as if the people will have to do the job. Our leaders have abdicated their responsibility. Nazi Active Clubs exist in this country. Very little coverage in the MSM. To all the good people, go get some training and prepare for these people showing up on your doorstep.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He's in danger of procreating. Definitely need to bang him up before that happens.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Who has given this knuckle dragging crypto funded neo-Nazi permission to intimidate, assault and endanger peoples' lives? Proscribe his Patriot party. They were zealous enough to do so with Palestine Action and I don't remember PA marching through the streets like Mosley's black shirts.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sir Jim'll fix it for us.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Frank Skinner made a documentary about Formby a few years ago. Where i first heard that story. youtu.be/BJ-7bYFmM18?...
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Frank Skinner on George Formby (2011 Documentary)
YouTube video by George Formby
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Reform are just a con job. These people jumped ship to raise the alarm. They're not a party, they're a conduit for crypto currency.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Scum doesn't have a class.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He's Nick Clegging. I'm pretty sure Palantir care as much about safeguarding the British public as they do about their data security. I love his spin about 'some things being propaganda'. That's how he sleeps at night, while hanging from the rafters.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There's a Black Mirror episode that covers this quite nicely. Obviously it doesn't end well.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I loved Barbarian and Weapons. Read this morning that this had a rotten tomatoes score in the 90's. Can't wait to see it.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I was spun around by a Chelsea tractor powering round a corner, almost seriously injured by a car mounting a pavement because they couldn't be arsed to wait at the lights, and nearly taken out at a crossing by a driver going the wrong way because he was late for work. Being a pedestrian sucks.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Some people say it was Kraft that made the decision. They say Sheeran had no choice. I've known people in the music industry. Once you reach Sheeran's level you have achieved a level of power that most artists could never achieve. So who's to blame? Both. Stop with the rose tinted bullshit.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I can assure you, none of my friends or myself here in the UK have ever, or will ever listen to Ed Sheeran. If Syd Field made a book for songwriting he'd be the poster boy. Formulaic sentimental bullshit. To those saying blame Kraft as well, people can detest multiple people at the same time.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We don't want him.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He's touching cloth.
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Whatever it is, I didn't do it. @meesterstumpy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Never believed them in the first place. Once you get to a certain level of fame you start mixing with the very people you probably despised. Then, you become them. The few that reach that level and retain their integrity, good on them, but that should be the lowest of bars.
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