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Irish guy in SF Bay Area, California. Internetting since 1987: it's been a long, strange trip. My daycare was the Clondalkin Laurels Pub (thanks Mum!) & a mag tape server room with endless rows of blinkenlichten (thanks Dad!). @meehawl on mäʂtỏ & the bird.

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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 05/10/2026
It's giving "Nothing Lasts Forever" vibes. x-files.fandom.com/wiki/Nothing...
Jere Burns and Micaela Aguilera play cultists who've had their bodies sewn together to reduce aging in the older body.
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 02/10/2026
Hand looks like it belongs to this guy:
Roger after he reanimates in Dawn of the Dead.
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 01/10/2026
It's a subtle refinement of Dr. Jerkoff's rocket from Flesh Gordon:
Dr. Jerkoff's rocket from Flesh Gordon
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 01/10/2026
Mondoshawan Neck Syndrome.
A Mondoshawan.
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 01/10/2026
Some of the most gullible fools in the world have the sads. David from South Carolina: “Why does he need to keep doing it? He’s literally a billionaire. Like, how much more money does he need?” "Trump loses favor with crypto fans who call him out for cashing in." archive.ph/fhu53
Trump loses favor with crypto fans who call him out for cashing in
The president’s 2024 campaign leaned into crypto to attract young men, a demographic that is deserting Republicans in the midterms"Carl Runefelt, a cryptocurrencies-focused streamer known as “the Moon,” has 2.2 million followers on TikTok but doesn’t follow politics, so he was excited the first time he heard a major politician talk about bitcoin on the world stage. He bought some extra bitcoin to celebrate the first pro-crypto U.S. president and also bought a little of the president’s own token.
Now the value of those $TRUMP coins has crashed, the U.S. crypto reserve President Donald Trump promised hasn’t amounted to much, and the enthusiasm for Trump in comments and message boards has turned into disappointment and animosity."
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 01/10/2026
Just pure, addled, gutter racism. time.com/article/2026...
"You said you're not running again. Looking ahead to 2028, who do you think is the strongest Democratic candidate?

Well, I thought that, frankly, Gavin Newsom maybe would have had the itch, then he gave an interview, which was the worst interview I've ever heard by a professional politician. He gave an interview that basically he was a dumb person, but he was smarter than the Black people that happened to be in the room. That's what he said, because he was talking to a Black audience. He said he's got bad boards. He can't read a speech. He's got all sorts of medical problems."
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 30/09/2026
New yeast is highly unruly.
Bread machine loaf, looked a bit like a mushroom cloud. Was crawling out of the machine when I went to get it.
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 30/09/2026
Fool Theory confirmed. 'Ms. Vuittonet has no plans to vote this year. “At this point with the way things went, it’s hard to trust now — that has been broken,” she said. “We see that red and blue are just two colors. They’re both after the same thing and don’t care about people here.”'
'Ms. Vuittonet has no plans to vote this year.

“At this point with the way things went, it’s hard to trust now — that has been broken,” she said. “We see that red and blue are just two colors. They’re both after the same thing and don’t care about people here.”'
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 30/09/2026
Not entirely sure about the propriety of the public ridicule of fools: "Jessica Cantu Vuittonet, who runs a coffee shop in San Benito, Texas, cast her first ballot in 2024 — for Donald Trump. Two years later, after her brother was deported, she feels angry and betrayed." bsky.app/profile/ophe...
"Jessica Cantu Vuittonet, who runs a coffee shop in San Benito, Texas, cast her first ballot in 2024 — for Donald Trump. Two years later, after her brother was deported, she feels angry and betrayed."
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 27/09/2026
With his SF-tinged pseudoscience, a product of his poor education, nevertheless hoodwinking a lot of otherwise potentially wise people into believing in it, the most recent analogy seems to be L Ron Hubbard and Dianetics. www.cs.cmu.edu/~dst/Library...
"Hubbard as 'revolutionary horticultural scientist', proving that plants can feel pain."
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 27/09/2026
Ugh, just say no to yet more Skywalkers.
The "Somehow, Palpatine returned" nonsense by Poe Dameron meme, but it's "Somehow yet another Skywalker returned."
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 27/09/2026
These are the only muscular christians that count.
Image shows three muscly men. 

"The God Squad is a group of fitness-focused Christian men, led by Kelvin Gemstone. It's inspired (per Adam Devine) by John Jacobs' Power Team fitness ministry from Texas."
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 26/09/2026
"The 4 and 5 series had M—Dashes. We spotted them easy, but these are new. They read human — typos, bad spelling, everything. Very hard to spot."
Sergeant Kyle Reese,Tech-Com, serial number DN38416, has an Opinion about LLMs and M Dashes. Graphic showing that opus 5.5 has apparently reduced its use of m dashes considerably.
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 25/09/2026
Uncanny valley. www.reddit.com/r/Justfuckmy...
Screenshot from a Reddit devoted to weird haircuts. Guy with an incredible haircut and facial hair arrangemen looks like a Commodore PET computer from the 1970s.
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 25/09/2026
The adjudicated rapist, his former escort wife, and the dictator of China. The Chinese dictator looks like the most reasonable one as the other two look fairly miserable and angry.
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 24/09/2026
For this guy, going to be difficult to disentangle the cognitive effects of too much genAI use from the cognitive impairments of simply being too rich. "Being a billionaire must be insane ... In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day."
Thing Bad
@Merman_Melville
Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
12:03 PM · Jan 24, 2019
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 24/09/2026
Oh so close! "This kind of deceitful behavior." Deceit implies a conscious intention to deceive. To deceive someone, a person must possess a Theory of Mind, that is, the ability to attribute mental states such as beliefs, intents, desires, emotions, and knowledge to oneself and others.
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@morgielly.bsky.social

Those are quotes...

6:01 PM · Sep 23, 2026
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 24/09/2026
Disappointing. Just all about money. Some people do it for the love of the game.
Gemini: "Meme featuring a tight close-up photograph of Elizabeth Holmes, the former CEO of Theranos who was famously convicted of massive corporate fraud.

Her facial expression is the focal point of the image. She is staring directly into the camera with an intense, unblinking gaze. Her bright blue eyes are opened extraordinarily wide, exposing a large amount of the white around her irises, which gives her an unsettling and suspicious look. She is offering a slight, tight smile that shows her upper teeth, and her blonde hair hangs loosely around her face.

Across the bottom of the image, large, bold white text with a black outline reads: "WHY WOULD I DECEIVE YOU?"

The meme relies on heavy irony. The text asks for trust, but her notoriously wide-eyed, unnatural stare—combined with the public knowledge of her real-world deception—creates a darkly humorous juxtaposition."
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 24/09/2026
In Vance's defense, it was a honeypot sting:
Hot couch action.
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 24/09/2026
The leak is coming from inside the couch! bsky.app/profile/oliv...
Hot couch action.
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 23/09/2026
Median media talking head:
Claude: "This is Kent Brockman, the news anchor from The Simpsons.

He has slicked-back blonde hair and a yellow face with a wide, confident smile. He's wearing formal news anchor attire—a brown jacket with a blue tie.

Behind him on a pale green wall hangs a framed picture showing insects (appearing to be ants or similar bugs) in what looks like a confrontational or invasion scene.

The text reads:

Top: "I FOR ONE WELCOME OUR"
Bottom: "NEW INSECT OVERLORDS"

This is a famous meme based on a quote from The Simpsons where Brockman earnestly expresses acceptance of an insect takeover. It's typically used humorously to express ironic resignation or acceptance about something taking control—often posted when joking about AI, new technology, or other scenarios involving a "takeover." The humor comes from Brockman's professional, almost relieved news anchor demeanor paired with the absurd premise."
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 22/09/2026
Just wait until he hears that the President of Cassakistan is Marxist.
President Rufus T.Firefly
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 21/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/dizz...
Screen grab of the couch fancier talking at a rally in 2024. Closed caption says"single person clapping."
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 18/09/2026
Thanks, but oh for an edit button! In consideration, that line should really have read: "Absolute Führer Bunker *loser* energy."
Claude: "This is a political propaganda poster styled after World War II-era imagery.
It depicts a figure in the foreground confronting a ghost-like figure wearing a Nazi German military helmet with a swastika. The foreground figure wears a "Make America Great Again" red cap and has a Pepe the Frog patch — both symbols associated with the far-right internet/political sphere.
The text reads: "We Beat 'Em Before… We'll Beat 'Em Again!"
The poster draws a direct visual equivalence between Nazis and MAGA/Trump supporters, framing political opposition to them as analogous to fighting fascism in WWII."
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 18/09/2026
You have to click through to FB to find the original post, but it's an all-time cop cringe banger. m.facebook.com/story.php?st...
Nine cops and a police dog standing proudly in front of their huge pile of contraband toilet paper. Lol. 

Sign reads "Seized: 650 rolls." 

Sign reads "Estimated street value: $1708.66."

They're paying $2.63 per toilet roll. Gtfo.
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 18/09/2026
HaJ3FgupAm8RrDJW3MHgT9X7Ft27eVaD
Nelson Mandela Muntz finds that Flock's embedded, hardcoded use of "HaJ3FgupAm8RrDJW3MHgT9X7Ft27eVaD" for OAuth to be very funny.
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 17/09/2026
It's just the oligarchs, and they have plenty of Galt's Gulchs to go hide in and gripe at each other about the help. bsky.app/profile/next...
Claude: "Atlas Shrugged - A Satirical Comic Strip

This is a comic by Bob the Angry Flower that parodies Ayn Rand's "Atlas Shrugged." Here's what it shows:

Panel 1: Title card reading "ATLAS SHRUGGED - ONE HOUR LATER"

Panel 2: A cityscape in flames. Text reads: "AT LAST! THE CREATORS, THE ENTREPRENEURS, THE TITANS WHO MAKE THE WORLD WORK, HAVE GIVEN UP ON THE COMPROMISED BUREAUCRATIC SOCIETY THAT HELD THEM DOWN... AND LOOK! IT'S ON FIRE NOW!"

Panel 3: A character says "PHIL TEACH ME HOW TO SOUND LIKE A SOCIOPATH" Another responds "AN, BEING PROUD MAKES ME HUNGRY! WHAT'S FOR LUNCH?" A third asks "DON'T SERVANTS ONLY KNOW HOW TO PAY PEOPLE TO MAKE LUNCH?" The first character replies "I CERTAINLY CAN'T!"

Panel 4: Characters looking panicked ask "THEN, HOW...?" and "WHO DO WE GET TO?"

Panel 5: "WAITAMINUT- NOBODY REMEMBERED TO BRING ALONG ANY OF THE ROBOTS????"

Panel 6: "WHAT'S THE PLAN NOW, GENIUS?"

Panel 7: "WE'RE ALL GONNA HAVE TO TILL THE SOIL!!!"

Panel 8: "HARD MONTHS LATER..." showing a chaotic agricultural scene with text: "THIS SUCKS"

The joke: The comic satirizes the novel's premise by showing that when society's elite abandon everyone else, they discover they still need workers to actually survive—they can't function without the people they disdained."
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 17/09/2026
Unmitigated crookery. "Trump or his money managers made nearly 28,700 trades in the 17 months between his second inauguration and the end of June—During that same period, Capitol Hill lawmakers collectively reported about 22,200 similar transactions." archive.ph/NAnWE
Trump Has Made More Trades Than All of Congress Combined
Most Americans support a ban on lawmaker stock trading. Trump is in favor of a prohibition that doesn’t apply to him.
By Gregory Korte and Adrienne Tong
September 15, 2026 at 9:00 AM EDT


President Donald Trump has traded more securities than every member of Congress combined since he returned to office — even as he seeks to pass a stock-purchasing ban for lawmakers that would exclude him from any restrictions.
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 16/09/2026
Surely no way this could go wrong: "Scientists create mice with part-human brains." www.theguardian.com/science/2026...
Scientists create mice with part-human brains

Researchers hope to shed light on conditions such as schizophrenia, epilepsy, cerebral palsy, intellectual disability and rare forms of dementia

Ian Sample Science editor

Wed 16 Sep 2026 11.21 EDTThe scientists transplanted lab-grown human brain cells into animals that were engineered to be born without a cortex or hippocampus. This made space for the human tissue to grow inside the rodents’ skullsPinky: Gee, Brain, what do you wanna do tonight?

Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky. Try to take over the world!

Singers: They're Pinky and the Brain.
Yes, Pinky and the Brain.
One is a genius, the other's insane.
They're laboratory mice.
Their genes have been spliced.
They're dinky, they're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.
Before each night is done,
Their plan will be unfurled.
By the dawning of the sun,
They'll take over the world.
They're Pinky and the Brain.
Yes, Pinky and the Brain.
Their twilight campaign
Is easy to explain.
To prove their mousey worth,
They'll overthrow the Earth.
They're dinky, they're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain,
Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain.
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 14/09/2026
Median Florida Man Republican: talkingpointsmemo.com/news/florida...
Get a load of this loser.
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 14/09/2026
#Relatable
Toad, dancing a merry jig.
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 11/09/2026
A decrepid and decaying adjudicated rapist dozing off during the 25th annual commemorations of the September 2001 attacks on the US, just a day after he "promised" a $1.4 trillion bribe to citizens to vote for his party, provides a handy metaphor for the USA in 2026. mynorthwest.com/national/the...
The adjudicated rapist, asleep as usual.
(Finn Gomez/Getty)
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 11/09/2026
Yeah but wtf is this product placement?
Map of input factors including a political betting shop.
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 11/09/2026
"It is important to educate our younger generations, which is why I participate in historical reenactments.' It's the Father FitzPatrick skit made real: "You don't have anything from the Allied side?" "No, no. That sort of thing wouldn't interest me at all." www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq8R...
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 11/09/2026
I remember those Towers. They were fantastic.
Me on top of the WTC's Twin Towers. Just look at all that hair!
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 10/09/2026
"Eco and Hyper Modes offer four power levels: Double-click to increase the power level. Triple-click to decrease the power level." Single-tap: Activates "Transparent Mode," which temporarily pauses the motor assistance. A 2nd single-tap resumes your previous mode. hypershell.tech/en-us/blogs/...
"Switching Modes:

Transparent Mode: To pause assistance, single-click the control button. Single-click again to return to Eco Mode.

Hyper Mode: Press and hold the control button for two seconds to activate this mode (available only on Pro and Carbon models). Hyper Mode offers dynamic power for intense activities like running or mountaineering.

To switch back to Eco Mode from Hyper Mode, press and hold the control button for another two seconds.

Adjusting Power Levels:

Eco and Hyper Modes offer four power levels: Double-click to increase the power level. Triple-click to decrease the power level."
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 10/09/2026
War is Peace. But we never got the cops in fetish gear as we were promised.
Claude: "vintage paperback cover for "1984" by George Orwell, published as a Signet Giant edition. Here's a more detailed description:

Design Elements:

Top section (yellow/tan): Features the tagline "A Startling View of Life in 1984" with "Forbidden Love....Fear....Betrayal"
Center (red): Large white text reading "1984"
Cover art: An illustrated scene with multiple figures in a theatrical tableau

The Figures:
The central woman wears a striking blue dress with form-fitting tailoring, paired with what appears to be black accents or trim suggesting an official uniform or Party regalia. The styling has distinctly fetishized elements—the black elements create an authority-figure aesthetic that's subtly eroticized through the illustration style. This reflects the cover's marketing approach: presenting Orwell's political dystopia as a titillating romance, with the protagonist rendered in a way that sexualizes the power dynamics and official status within the Party hierarchy.

Other figures visible include men in period clothing, creating a crowded, dramatic composition typical of 1950s-60s pulp fiction illustration.

Bottom: Identifies it as "A SIGNET GIANT" and notes "Complete and Unabridged"

Context:
This cover exemplifies how mid-century paperback publishers marketed serious literature—blending dystopian themes with sensationalized, eroticized imagery to appeal to mass audiences. The black uniform elements in particular were a common visual trope for adding erotic undertones to covers."
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 10/09/2026
Historically zero juice outside the rage-sphere: trends.google.com/explore?q=%2...
Claude: "Google Trends: Charlie Kirk (Past 5 Years)

Search Subject: Charlie Kirk (American political activist and entrepreneur)

Geographic Focus: United States

Time Period: Past 5 years

Chart Details:

Y-axis scale: 0-100 (relative search interest)
Baseline: The search term remained at near-zero interest for approximately 4.5 years
Major spike: A dramatic surge to approximately 100 (peak interest) occurred very recently at the far right of the graph
Post-spike trend: Sharp decline following the peak, dropping back down to low single-digit values

Key Observation: The graph shows virtually no search interest for "Charlie Kirk" throughout most of the 5-year period, followed by an unprecedented spike in search volume recently (consistent with the previous Google Trends screenshot from late August/early September). This represents a massive, sudden increase in public search interest in this person.

The timing of this spike aligns with significant media attention or a notable event that caused widespread interest in Charlie Kirk within the United States."
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 10/09/2026
Yes, he had zero juice outside the rage-sphere: trends.google.com/explore?q=%2...
Claude: "Google Trends: Charlie Kirk (Past 5 Years)

Search Subject: Charlie Kirk (American political activist and entrepreneur)

Geographic Focus: United States

Time Period: Past 5 years

Chart Details:

Y-axis scale: 0-100 (relative search interest)
Baseline: The search term remained at near-zero interest for approximately 4.5 years
Major spike: A dramatic surge to approximately 100 (peak interest) occurred very recently at the far right of the graph
Post-spike trend: Sharp decline following the peak, dropping back down to low single-digit values

Key Observation: The graph shows virtually no search interest for "Charlie Kirk" throughout most of the 5-year period, followed by an unprecedented spike in search volume recently (consistent with the previous Google Trends screenshot from late August/early September). This represents a massive, sudden increase in public search interest in this person.

The timing of this spike aligns with significant media attention or a notable event that caused widespread interest in Charlie Kirk within the United States."
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 10/09/2026
An automatic 15s rollback of casual conversations to free you from the burden of saying "I'm sorry, I missed that?" New frontiers in passive aggression have opened up as you can instead just ignore them and read back text on your wrist. gizmodo.com/if-meta-glas...
'“This is great for when you’re trying to recall a book recommendation, a colleague’s brilliant idea, or something you didn’t hear the first time,” Huang said.'
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 10/09/2026
bsky.app/profile/ohro...
Lenny changing the Burne Michael Insane "Days Without" safety sign, but he's updating it to say "365 Days Without Charlie Kirk Saying Something Racist."
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 09/09/2026
These party animals:
The Bynars. No sex for reproduction: It's all for the love of the game. You know they've just to be animals between the sheets.
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 08/09/2026
Karl Urban as Judge Joseph Dredd.
Karl Urban as Judge Joseph Dredd.
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 08/09/2026
Another fine couch for the fanciers: bsky.app/profile/whip...
Hot couch action.Moted couch fancier and LLM enthusiast Vance flashing his smoky bedroom eyes.
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 08/09/2026
He is excited: "We believe that excessive regulation of the AI sector could kill a transformative industry just as it's taking off, and we'll make every effort to encourage pro-growth AI policies." www.reuters.com/technology/q...
Hot couch action.Noted couch fancier and LLM enthusiast Vance flashing his smoky bedroom eyes.
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 07/09/2026
The Brooklyn-Queens Expressway is evil! The Brooklyn-Queens Expressway shoots Seeds, and makes new Life to poison the Earth with a plague of cars, as once it was. But the Plan shoots multiple modes of transport and purifies the Earth of the filth of Brutals.
Zardoz but it's Mamdani!
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 07/09/2026
At last we have an answer to the age-old question of what a cenobite looks like when they try to smile.
Female cenobite.
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 07/09/2026
Approves:
Josephine Cochrane invented the dishwasher in 1886: fucking legend!
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 06/09/2026
We've dug up literally hundreds of these.
Palaeolithic "Venus" figurine with exaggerated secondary sexual characteristics.
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🄼🄴🄴🄷🄰🅆🄻 ⭕ @meehawl.com · 06/09/2026
Influencer Igho "Tiny" Ubiribo died doing something he lived: Providing exciting content for future true-crime grave-robbing influencers. "Igho was buried in London in a gold coffin reportedly costing more than $745,000." www.tmz.com/2026/09/05/i...
Influencer Dies After Penis Enlargement Procedure in Thailand
Influencer Dies
Penis Enlargement Surgery Gone Wrong
Published September 5, 2026 8:57 AM PDT
Wealthy influencer Igho "Tiny" Ubiribo, also known as Denisi or Ego, died after undergoing a penis enlargement procedure during a luxury vacation in Thailand with his wife ... and a coroner says the cosmetic treatment caused a fatal embolism.
The 43-year-old British-Nigerian businessman had 40 milliliters of hyaluronic acid and lidocaine injected into his penis at an unnamed Thai clinic in March, according to an inquest at Inner West London Coroners’ Court.
Igho was staying at a Marriott hotel in Bangkok with his wife, Danielle Simba Allen. After the procedure, the couple went for a massage, where Igho complained of chest pain and passed out twice.

He was taken to Sukhumvit Hospital by ambulance and was initially able to answer questions. Danielle told doctors about the filler injections, but Igho lost consciousness before a recommended CT scan could be performed.
Doctors determined he had suffered a pulmonary embolism — a clot blocking a blood vessel in the lungs — and transferred him to intensive care. Medics performed CPR for more than 100 minutes, but Igho died in the early hours of March 6.
A U.K. postmortem found cellular material in his lungs matching the hyaluronic acid used in the injection. Coroner Jean Harkin ruled that Igho died from a pulmonary embolism caused by the cosmetic procedure.
Igho had about 185,000 Instagram followers and was known for his lavish lifestyle. He owned a $1.1 million home in Los Angeles’ Crenshaw neighborhood and a $600,000 apartment in London. He and Danielle, a fashion designer and socialite, married in a lavish $473,000 ceremony in Zimbabwe in 2022.
Igho was buried in London in a gold coffin reportedly costing more than $745,000. Mourners included Nigerian superstar Davido and Celebrity Barman Cubana Chief Priest.

Igho was 43
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