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Mediocre Mycroft

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Mediocre Mycroft @mediocremycroft.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
However much the chuds complain, Nolan has nothing on James Joyce, who turned Odysseus into a pot-bellied sexually-divergent Jewish cosmopolitan.
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Mediocre Mycroft @mediocremycroft.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I still go on brewery tours, like some kind of idiot.
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Mediocre Mycroft @mediocremycroft.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I fear if I see another video of a British person eating biscuits and gravy I'm going to turn into Bill the Butcher.
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Mediocre Mycroft @mediocremycroft.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I've given up trying to convince people this show existed because I just end up sounding like my neurons are firing in the final spasms of brain death.
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Mediocre Mycroft @mediocremycroft.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Like half the things being dumped in here are not actually the ingredients listed. Normally, I'd consider pointing that out petty, but it's literally the only point of the video.
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Mediocre Mycroft @mediocremycroft.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It could happen on July 4th, if our hearts have their full measure of hope.
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Mediocre Mycroft @mediocremycroft.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Man, imagine if it happened on July 4th.
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Mediocre Mycroft @mediocremycroft.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Going to the park to say fuck you to the geese.
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Mediocre Mycroft @mediocremycroft.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
It's becoming increasingly clear that Democrats are going to need to start treating churches the way Republicans treat universities.
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Mediocre Mycroft @mediocremycroft.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I continue to think it was an ill omen for our society when the Sokal affair happened and the consensus reaction was anything other than Alan Sokal just being an asshole.
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Mediocre Mycroft @mediocremycroft.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I believe having a goal of returning to status quo ante bellum is known as "losing".
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Mediocre Mycroft @mediocremycroft.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Looks like that puppy died in vain.
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Mediocre Mycroft @mediocremycroft.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Insane that we're going to spend the rest of our lives paying for the fact that this guy read the headline of a manufactured-panic article in the 80s about how Japan was going to take over the US economy and made it his worldview.
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Mediocre Mycroft @mediocremycroft.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
At some point, the alliance between tech eugenicists and trad farmer types will result in someone describing what they do as "Mindsteading".
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Mediocre Mycroft @mediocremycroft.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Crazy that this many decades later, the balance of which participant in the Chomsky-Foucault debate was more on board with pedophilia has undergone a wild swing.
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Mediocre Mycroft @mediocremycroft.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Using Uber for the first time in a few years, and boy, it has turned into even shittier scam app than it was.
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Mediocre Mycroft @mediocremycroft.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
The now-quaint first two seasons of The Simpsons were frequently cited as evidence that civilization was collapsing.
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Mediocre Mycroft @mediocremycroft.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
The incredible irony of "Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
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Mediocre Mycroft @mediocremycroft.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
"Robespierre opened his eyes...his eyes again opened; caught the bloody axe. Samson wrenched the coat off him; wrenched the dirty linen from his jaw: the jaw fell powerless, there burst from him a cry; — hideous to hear and see. Samson, thou canst not be too quick!" - Thomas Carlyle
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Mediocre Mycroft @mediocremycroft.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
What happens when an unstoppable Masterful Gambit meets an immovable Art of the Deal.
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Mediocre Mycroft @mediocremycroft.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I look forward to whatever life development—be it retirement, death, or incapacitating cranial trauma—that means I never have to encounter the word "visibility" again.
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Mediocre Mycroft @mediocremycroft.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
The new pope very possibly has first-hand opinions on the early days of the House music scene.
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Mediocre Mycroft @mediocremycroft.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Imagine it, joining one of the oldest, most tradition-bound faiths on the planet (which took 400 years to change its view on Galileo), and it immediately reshapes its identity around hating you.
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Mediocre Mycroft @mediocremycroft.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
A new schism is upon us.
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Mediocre Mycroft @mediocremycroft.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Chicagoans now lead the Catholic Church and the Assyrian Church of the East. One of us should move to Canterbury to seize power over the Anglican Communion post haste.
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Mediocre Mycroft @mediocremycroft.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
2 attitudes driving this: 1. He views paying for things as a failure in itself. He sees his business career as a success because he stiffed suppliers for years. 2. He's a sadist and doesn't care whether his side benefits from a bilateral transaction, only that the other side is damaged.
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Mediocre Mycroft @mediocremycroft.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Corollary to this, you'll notice that no one ever demands that atheists be permitted to teach in, say, the seminary programs at Oral Roberts.
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