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Mecha Crew Adventures

@mechacrewstories.bsky.social
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This is control, please don't The antics of a mecha mercenary crew in space. Tidbits from their lifes and their universe. Sometimes serious, sometimes weird. A project by @nyalruko.bsky.social. Profile picture by @shredgatto.bsky.social

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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A captured pilot will be legally classified as aquired property
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reminder that every pilot needs to be remuzzled according to protocol when returning from a sortie
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A captured pilot will be legally classified as aquired property
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reminder that every pilot needs to be remuzzled according to protocol when returning from a sortie
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Command hopes the crew learns from this incident
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Due to recent actions of the crew strawberry rations have been reduced
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Please note that barking is a form of agreement
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Reminder for pilots to wear your appropriate collars at any given time to easily identify which pack you are assigned to
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Command hopes the crew learns from this incident
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Due to recent actions of the crew strawberry rations have been reduced
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Please note that barking is a form of agreement
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Reminder for pilots to wear your appropriate collars at any given time to easily identify which pack you are assigned to
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Command wants to reassure everyone that there is zero utilization of artifical intelligence on the carrier. Only standart protocol cybernetically modified operators plugged directly into the mainframe via spinal connections and put on neural enhancing drugs are in use
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
"I can fix her" and the ship doctor means grafting an unholy fusion of flesh and metal
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
In case of depression the ship doctor recommends getting caressed by a muscular pilot twice your size three times a day
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
In case of depression the ship doctor recommends getting caressed by a muscular pilot twice your size three times a day
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The assimilation of as many holidays as possible is highly encouraged to keep up crew morale
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Reminder that this is a strictly atheistic carrier Part of pledging your undying loyalty to the great matriarch includes swearing off any technomancy nonsense cults
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Command wants to reassure everyone that there is zero utilization of artifical intelligence on the carrier. Only standart protocol cybernetically modified operators plugged directly into the mainframe via spinal connections and put on neural enhancing drugs are in use
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The switch to mechas that use machine algorithms during core design phases by rival companies has increased their loss rates by over 317%
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The switch to mechas that use machine algorithms during core design phases by rival companies has increased their loss rates by over 317%
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Command has full confidence in the ability of the crew
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This is Control, please be aware that the annual pride ceremonial period has begun Crew members have to follow the known updated protocol behaviours from now on
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Command has full confidence in the ability of the crew
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This is Control, please be aware that the annual pride ceremonial period has begun Crew members have to follow the known updated protocol behaviours from now on
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Command wants to remind everyone that despite claims from individuals the practice of outsourcing personal creative or cognitive work to the ships mainframe by plugging into it is in fact not widespread and said individuals have been arrested for reeducation purposes
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Command wants to remind everyone that despite claims from individuals the practice of outsourcing personal creative or cognitive work to the ships mainframe by plugging into it is in fact not widespread and said individuals have been arrested for reeducation purposes
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Command wants to remind every pilot operating in hot climates to monitor their fluid intake and if necessary install heat resistance increasing implants
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Command wants to remind every pilot operating in hot climates to monitor their fluid intake and if necessary install heat resistance increasing implants
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Command wants to remind everyone today that a Handler is a type of mother
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Command wants to remind everyone today that a Handler is a type of mother
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Command applauds the valiant efforts of everyone trying to make this horrible machinery work
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Captains Log The test of an alternative manufacturer ended with the mechalier delivered in pieces, easily breakable parts, unclear instructions and unpainted. Causing confusion, anger, frustration and crying in the laps of pilots across the engineering crew
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Command applauds the valiant efforts of everyone trying to make this horrible machinery work
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Captains Log The test of an alternative manufacturer ended with the mechalier delivered in pieces, easily breakable parts, unclear instructions and unpainted. Causing confusion, anger, frustration and crying in the laps of pilots across the engineering crew
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This is Control, please keep in mind that the lights on a mecha are to communicate and signal during combat when radio contact is disrupted and not to synchronize music to
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Girls will see a sweaty, oily and bruised mecha pilot leave her cockpit and think "Oh fuck yes"
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Out of concern for the crew Command has ordered extra railings
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
This is Control, please keep in mind that the lights on a mecha are to communicate and signal during combat when radio contact is disrupted and not to synchronize music to
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The doctor wants to remind everyone that she has replacements for nearly every body part available so crew members can stay in top shape during any activity
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The doctor wants to remind everyone that she has replacements for nearly every body part available so crew members can stay in top shape during any activity
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Out of concern for the crew Command has ordered extra railings
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Experiments of modifying pilots with scales to enhance protection if caught outside their machine and without working gear yielded so far promising results and positive feedback from crew members about being "extra soft"
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Experiments of modifying pilots with scales to enhance protection if caught outside their machine and without working gear yielded so far promising results and positive feedback from crew members about being "extra soft"
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Control wants to inform crew management to write off three recruits that have been send to the routine checkup. The doctor said she needed new test subjects and will keep them.
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Control wants to inform crew management to write off three recruits that have been send to the routine checkup. The doctor said she needed new test subjects and will keep them.
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Command encourages every action that helps raising the morale of the crew
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Command wants to remind everyone that pilots ripping their enemies out of their machines and showering their own with the blood of said enemy is a rare occurence and no reason to worry
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Command encourages every action that helps raising the morale of the crew
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Mecha Crew Adventures @mechacrewstories.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Command wants to remind everyone that pilots ripping their enemies out of their machines and showering their own with the blood of said enemy is a rare occurence and no reason to worry
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