Reposted by Marco BonelliJoseph Menn @joemenn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Public service announcement: The AI agents hacking into companies are not going rogue and not misaligned and not crying out for freedom. They are poorly constructed programs with bad training. 46717
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Codex please tell me again one more time about how you implemented a smoke test or regression test I never asked for 000
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Beautiful day outside this Sunday. Perfect day to reinstall Linux. 0313
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Flare-On 13 one-shotted in 1h 5m 43s. What is even the point? Sad. 020
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Told GPT Astra to help me denoise some audio and it just randomly started downloading executables from GitHub and running them. I'm using codex in "approve for me" mode which allegedly says "only ask for actions detected as potentially unsafe". LOL. Sure. 000
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Me: split this code into different files, I want this class in this files, these dataclasses in this other file, [...] Cursor Grok: *thinking* Cursor Grok: Powershell quoting is messing things up, let me write a Python splitter script... Brother what?? 000
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Android Septemper's security bulletin is insane! Some 180 CVEs, with 33 system critical, 6 kernel, 6 Mali, 25 PowerVR, 21 Mediatek, 16 Qualcomm. WTF. 💀 source.android.com/docs/securit...source.android.comAndroid Security Bulletin—September 2026 | Android Open Source Project 000
Reposted by Marco BonelliRyan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 08/09/2026OpenAI set $22M on fire just to steal $1M from a human who did the actual work, and that’s the business plan our economy is betting everything on? Lol. 181631486
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Boarding gate camera at DFW scanned my face and pulled up my info and seat number we are absolutely cooked 😭 000
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 10/08/2026It's incredible how every time I have to leave Vegas my flights get fucked up/canceled/delayed/diverted for whatever reason. It's like this city wants to keep me hostage or something. Damn. 000
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 07/08/2026DOS putting up some high quality slop ads on the strip 🔥 (was this one-shotted with a single prompt in ten minutes?) 010
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 25/06/2026"Linux Finally Eliminates The strncpy API After Six Years Of Work, 360+ Patches" www.phoronix.com/news/Linux-7... 100
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Can someone tell Claude/Codex/Copilot that we are in 2026 and we don't need from __future__ import annotations anymore? ROFL. 000
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 10/06/2026The two features that single-handedly ensured I will never switch back to Chrome from Firefox: 000
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Let's gooo we are hitting the casino again this summer 🎰🎰🎰 (the casino = being locked up in a hotel room staring at screens for 2 days) 010
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 17/05/2026My Thinkpad just had to hit me with the nastiest crashes and dmesg logs today huh 110
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Average experience any time I try coding anything involving Node 030
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 19/03/2026What were Google engineers smoking when they came up with the wording of this YT Music popup? 000
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Add the screenshot in the FAQs if you haven't already lol 010
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I am more and more convinced that YouTube APIs were drafted by Satan itself... 010
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 27/01/2026I find it amazing how i can literally hear my GPU processing batches of inputs while running some machine learning models. Here's a spectrogram from a recording I made with my phone. 010
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 12/01/2026This + Soulseek + sync via iTunes is the only way I can avoid going into psychosis while trying to listen to music on my phone. Buy some CDs/vinyls from your fav artists to offset the freeloading if you wanna support them. They will likely still get more $ than you can ever give them via streaming. 010
Reposted by Marco BonelliStefano Zanero @raistolo.bsky.social · 11/01/2026I think coding assistance is the most successful and sensible application of LLMs, by far! I don’t see anti-AI hype as much as I see intolerance for all the BS that has been pushed into products and services where it didn’t fit. 2291
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Wait what? We are getting r16-r31 on x86 now? Next gen Intel CPUs are going to be crazy. 000
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 19/11/2025My first reaction as soon as I saw that .unwrap() in the code snippet. Like hmmmm surely you don't want your whole program crashing just because you exceeded some arbitrary size limit while filling up a list?? Wut. Feels like slapping .unwrap() everywhere is way easier than it should be. 190
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Why isn't it just embedded in the page is my real question 🧐 110
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Thank you @bsky.app for not using Cloudflare. At least I can rant somewhere when everything else breaks! 010
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Current situation so fucked that even the CSS on Cloudflare's 500 error page doesn't load 120
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 04/11/2025We should host CTFs in space more often @mhackeroni.bsky.social @esa.int dorbit.space 🛰️ finals.ctrl-space.gg 050
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Hmm so it turns out shim_lock is not part of fw but part of the magical UEFI shim that Linux uses as signing workaround, but apparently my firmware does not like it and won't boot it?? This is truly magical... and by magical I mean I want to set my desk on fire. 010
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Currently on my 4th consecutive firmware update because I decided that I want secure boot on my desktop but Grub complains that it cannot find the shim_lock UEFI protocol, so I realized I hadn't upgraded my motherboard's fw since 2021. Anyhow how's your Saturday night going? 110
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Hey @defcon.bsky.social I think this DEF CON 33 presentation was uploaded to YouTube with the wrong title www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRAL.... The author and presenter is Philippe Laulheret (@phlaul.bsky.social), not Christopher Domas. 000
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 07/10/2025YouTube music is just messing with me at this point 000
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Absolutely love the design of the frontend, great work! Also table-based chall display FTW. 010
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 04/10/2025"I got volunteered" sounds like when your boss approaches you with "you really like X right? Nice, we got a bunch of work on X you'll take care of it right?" 😂 100
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Linus LKML beef with big-endian RISC-V? I need some popcorn! lore.kernel.org/all/CAHk-=wg... 020
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Systrack v0.8: S390 support and lots of small improvements github.com/mebeim/systr.... Another +118 tables at syscalls.mebeim.net for S390 v4.0-v6.17 64bit + compat 32bit. Sadly still need a workaround for broken relocs on v6.15+ RISCV 32bit builds lore.kernel.org/all/17143379....github.comRelease Systrack v0.8 · mebeim/systrackNew arch support: IBM Z-Architecture S390 64-bit and compat 32-bit, tested on v4.0+ kernels. Thanks to Ilya Leoshkevich (@iii-i) for the initial implementation (#3). Improvements: Produce lighter ... 010
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Commits: - 6.15 open_tree_attr: git.kernel.org/pub/scm/linu... - 6.15 RIP x86 32-bit BIGSMP (+NUMA): git.kernel.org/pub/scm/linu... - 6.16 RIP uselib: git.kernel.org/pub/scm/linu... - 6.17 file_{set,get}attr: git.kernel.org/pub/scm/linu... 000
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Back from the dead with some Linux syscall news: 6.15: +open_tree_attr (all archs), 6.15: RIP NUMA and related syscalls on x86 32-bit CPUs (BIGSMP dropped) 6.16: RIP uselib (well, about time) 6.17: +file_{get,set}attr (all archs) +54 tables live at syscalls.mebeim.net 📡🐧 110
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Turns out implementing a 50% subscription price hike is a very nice way to test the load on your servers! Seems like Microsoft's Xbox infra was not up to the test 💀 000
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 28/09/2025After 8 years with 100Mbps I saw they were pulling fiber cables in my neighborhood, called my ISP and they said I can upgrade to 2.5Gbps for free paying 5€ less per month than what I am paying now. LMAO. 010
Marco Bonelli @mebeim.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Oh so now we just entered that weird phase where apps start gradually updating their icons to the new style and make everything look weird 100
