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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 19h
man......
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's this simple. Revenge of the Orc.
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Hole in My Heart Cannot Be Filled with Reincarnation Isekai where the protag is looking for someone to love but hey hes op as all get out. It's only up to chapter 4 5/10 but the monsters are well drawn, might stick with it just for that.
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've spoke many a time about how i avoid shoe altogether Shit like this is a the reason why. And when you look into it she used to be "liberal" but then married a a white supremacist.
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There isn't a pit of hell low enough for these motherfuckers.
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Black Air Force Energy personified.
Side by side of Ryuho (right) and Kazuma(left) from the anime S-Cry-ed
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey yo..in the 80's..... Why in the hell did everyone have that big ass vase and the wicker throne?
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Best burgers in dfw
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Like yea...this happened. Which is why im like, "why is everyone mad about guys in dresses?" today
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
huehuehuehuehueh
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is more or less what the server looks like and the bottom part is the heaviest. It was around 300 lbs and a tiny fairy woman was tossing it around.
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Okay, the title is a little long but Magic Repo Man: Dumped by My Party, I'll Cash In With a Cute Support Fairy to Become the Strongest!,The Magical Power I Lent Is Forcibly Collected Through [Revolving Payments],Unlimited Vault: The Magic They Borrowed Will Be their Downfall! 6/10
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
was testin the limits to see what would get me banned and if you follow me, im quite the colorful character. But this is what got my account locked lmao...
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Maybe if they had the name of the place in the headline and put the link in a place where people could see, it donations would be this piss poor
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
LOOK WHERE THE PUT THE DONATION LINK
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you have to tweak your AI because it isn't agreeing with your views and backs itself up with facts, then you aren't looking for "Intelligence" you're looking for an artificial yes man. Elon Musk is such a friendless loser he have to abuse 0 and 1s to feel better about himself.

Every single time grok says something is racist or defines fascism elon has to take it down. Because one thing ai can do is tell you if you're full of shit. It's like Frankensteins monster but all it does is tell you how much of a fucking loser you are to be racist.
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Expelled from an S-Rank Guild: I'm the Only One Who Can Understand Dragons, and Now I'm the Best Dragon Knight Each of the dragons are unique enough to keep the story moving. Emma is best girl. 7/10
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
nah9
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Go to my usual laundry shop last month. The big booty Latina was let go, but they did bring in a guy from oregon. Never lost a single article of clothing there for 3 years. The guy from oregon gets a hold of my clothes and I got every single thing back except one tshirt....
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'd like to report a murder
Lord Business: They have Micecraft in Africa?

Bill: Yeah man crazy right? We have internet, electricity, and Minecraft. We even have a sequel coming where you touch grass.
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Builds
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Lookit what I can do #GenshinImpact Abyss 11-1
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We're not so different, you and I.
1: where are you guys from? 
2: france and you
3: Russia...
1: ukraine
1: oh
3:oh
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oh neat, there's a site that pulls text from jpegs.... internet has all kinds of stuff.
ireadforalivin @ threads


Beyoncé is no different from Ed Sheeran. | remember when
her film was being shown in Israel and they danced in the
theatre with the Israeli flag, and yelled with all their might
"you won't break my soul." Many of us in America asked
her to speak out and condemn the use of her song being
used in this way, and to actually pull her film.

She did nothing. She is a neutral ass bitch as well...
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
These people a fuckin morons....
is the one gallon of gas the same as one gallon of milk in weight and size
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Daiseirei no Keiyakusha: Jashin no Kumotsu, Saikyou no Boukensha e Itaru Two socially inept idiots who dont know what a friend is become friends and explore the world. They're so wholesome it hurts. 8/10 so far
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#GenshinImpact Look guys, twinsies. Someone rips themsleves in two leaving a body and a conscience that doesn't remember what it was. If ya had a nickel every time it happened, youd have 3 nickels. (totally forgot about the proto human eye quest in anime russia.)
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This.....I've been screaming about this forever and a day. How in the hell did Paimon know this? She finished his shit as natural as breathin and no one said a word. (It's venti speaking btw) I think this was 2 lantern rites ago #Genshin.
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
#GenshinImpact
Doc from the Terrible Thunder Lizards says Yes Traveler, pulling the moon down giving the hp an easily accessible escape vehicle when you have it cornered would fit nicely in the bad things category
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Core memory unlocked
Eek! the Cat saying his catchphrase: It never hurts to help!
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Abbott and them made all that noise about banning weed but look at what I just got at the store. Don't let them motherfuckers gaslight you.
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My Broken Justice Weighs Love and Sin on the Scales in a Looping Parallel World Rating: Jesus fuck I was not prepared for this/10
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Doin more deliveries since I can't sleep
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Double Dribble ahh shot....
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
not a thought in that head
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Someone gave the dairy queen down the street a one star review because when they asked what flavor milkshakes the restaurant had, the guy on the speaker said "It's on the board". They got mad at him for telling them to read. And the thing is, I know exactly who they're talking about.
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MeatPanda @meatpanda.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
You should be on it the moment you're born so you don't have to kill some stranger in a desert, get raped, and lose your mental. But they don't do that so you'll be more willing to kill some stranger in a desert, get raped, and lose your mental in the name of Hoggish Greedly
Captain planet villain Hoggish Greedly
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