meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I definitely need more caffeine this morning. I misread sexist and threw up in my mouth a little. 120
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026100% it's... we all saw the WP tattoos, right?! I miss pretending the law worked. 010
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I care for neither the inside or outside of kiwi fruit. It just makes fruit salad more sour and seedy. I feel like it hung on after the Strawberry Kiwi fad boom, and has been squatting in the produce section since. 000
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Part of me is like, yeah, that would get uncomfortable quickly. But I could also use the exfoliation. 120
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm like, it's not Disney's best, but the wizard duel scene is fun... then I realized I'm thinking of The Sword in the Stone. 010
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I must have missed the memo. Fortunately my parents are people worth having around, but. I do wonder what life would have been like with a jagwife. 121
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Kinda love this. It played in my head with a carnival barker voice. 000
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Swallow a bunch of individually sealed candy instead, and boom! Piñata! 030
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Ugh. I've been on the ads plan since they stopped charging a reasonable annual fee. I'm watching Disney Plus, can I at least get toy commercials and not ads for gambling apps and medication? 110
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026That is clearly the Loc-Nar, and definitely should not be touched. 110
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I got one the other day that reminded me that our late bestie was out in the world eight years ago at a street show. 💔 I can mine my own heartbreak, tyvm. 110
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I use the phrase pigfucker as a general term for label for any driver... basically in front of me in traffic. But I don't mean that *literally* 000
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 15/09/2026This whole thread, including organizing the crayons, made me smile. 010
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 13/09/2026There's something magical about extra nuggies. 020
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Oooh. I love sweet, spice-seasoned paint. Goes down smoooooooth. 020
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Really, it's a toss up between The Lion King and Pulp Fiction. But this Sam Jackson gif sealed the deal.static.klipy.comPulp Fiction: Intense 'Ahh' MomentALT: Pulp Fiction: Intense 'Ahh' Moment 010
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I found two new dimes in the till the other day, and thought they were Canadian at first. 1776-2026 gives it epitaph vibes 000
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I liked it, but I can see why other people might not 000
Reposted by @meatbaal.bsky.socialEndless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 30/08/2026AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH 0324
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I mostly only use my own purchased or earned vehicles and only carjack civilians in an emergency. I will steal planes and helicopters. One assumes they're well insured. Also, it's a video game. 120
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Unfortunately, Legend has all that Tom Cruise in it. 010
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I touched grass today. Too much of it. I was doing yardwork and tripped on nothing I could see, went all the way down, and I'm just glad I don't seem to have broken anything. 110
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 19/08/2026A few months ago, I kept thinking a mysterious object was on the horizon when I'd fly a plane in GTA Online, and it was a bit of gunk on the TV screen. 110
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Who could have predicted this except anyone with the slightest amount of respect for privacy and autonomy? 000
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 18/08/2026My personal favorite constellation. Coincidentally, it was the first one I could identify on sight. 260
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Looking at pic on my phone without my reading glasses: why are four Jared Letos badly attempting bird flips? 070
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I am absolutely sure that it is my age and living through a certain point in time that made me read that in Cher's singing voice 011
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026static.klipy.comGary Oldman as Zorg with Fifth Element BoxAlt: Gary Oldman as Zorg opening Fifth Element Box laughing then crying. 120
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Or go the other way and use the Jack Reacher guy. Meatstack Bond. He's already in the Prime stable after all. 110
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 04/08/2026If it helps, last night I was going to play Maestro, but decided to lie down for a few minutes to stretch out my back. Next thing I know, it's 2:30am and the lights are still on. 020
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 03/08/2026And I use "what in the actual fuck" so often, I'd almost forgot where I got it from or why I use that voice for it. 🤦🏻♂️ 010
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 03/08/2026NGL, I had to watch that part of that episode and about a half dozen commercials on my phone to make sure I got the line right. 😅 210
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Was it "what the actual fuck is this place?"? 120
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 03/08/2026And you have to keep those incarceration numbers up or prison profits go down. 120
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Something about *no wonder they keep missing* 010
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Michael McDonald He was performing that night at the State Theater in New Brunswick nj, and I happened to pass him on the street and I'm like, that guy looks so familiar, and I'm about ten feet away when I hear from behind me "there you are, Michael" and it all clicked. 010
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I'm paying my bill. I'm using the same phone. Are you concerned the wrong person is making a minimum payment on this maxed out credit card? 110
meatbaal.bsky.social @meatbaal.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I'm oddly relieved the whole thing is being hauled by an actual semi and isn't just hitched to a pickup. But it also has a ramshackle Fury Road look to it. Like someone might catch an SUV in the windshield. 010
