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@meantomatoes.bsky.social
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 2h
WAITTT
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 2h
Potty in the park potty in the bush potty under the bridge potty at the restaurant
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 3h
Literally looking for a Chi cago
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 16h
Genuinely considering moving to China 💯
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 16h
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Woke up to cousin dog shit in shower and no reply from bae
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It didn’t work.
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Cousin always forgets to dry his laundry load until my bedtime even if its his literal bedsheets 🙄
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mine too 😭
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Couldnt even remember its Monday
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pistachio pesto unfortunately really good!! Plus my additions
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
But I am going to read more of my book outside while I have my bread & pesto and raspberry hot chocolate ❤️
Youre not a vibe bro meme guy reading shirtless sitting in open window balcony with presumably coffee
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gobsmackingly beautiful dusk but had to cut my walk short due to pain 💔
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
9mm >>
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me need brownieee Asap
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There will be casualties yes there will
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ron DeSanctimonious
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fun fact the tendrils when youre eating cake is actually bacteria growth
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ty atlas 😁❤️🫶
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
YAYYY that would be epic sauce
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Mort Jumps on Beach at Sunset
ALT: Mort Jumps on Beach at Sunset
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ty jaimy 😁😁❤️
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tysm iiro 😭🫶
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mwahh
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ilyyy ❤️
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is that trewww
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This ^^^
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Did some chores so T break over 😊
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Actually a decent pic despite my unkempt hairs, food stain by my mouth, and fucked camera
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Selfie from yesterday with half my face emblazoned by the golden sol
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Blaming recent uncontrollable sobs on my lions mane supplement >>
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fams beagles so extra but them barking at my unc mowing outside is probably their worst favorite thing to do
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cannot keep my new phone number remembered for the life of me
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I rly want him back
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He said I really shouldnt have
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Yeyeskies Nevaeh
ALT: Yeyeskies Nevaeh
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I lowkey need to see the good in everything
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Timeless
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sex sex sex at starbuckss
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troy (from mineral town) @tororoyski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
one year olds:
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Left a gift package at his door even tho he unfollowed and said lets go our separate ways
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Happy Birthday Ashleigh: Smiling Dog
Alt: Ashleigh innocent Smiling Dog
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This happens to me almost every time 😭
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have everything I need to fix my car radio again but atp it's like trial #50 over the past year and I’m just not ready for another 2 hours of work and boom fail again
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
YASS
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Literally almost started sobbing at work today telling colleague nothing's going my way, I've got to get it together
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Its a snake
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
An ark
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can't find my eyebrow tweezers I should just let myself go
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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MJ @meantomatoes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hopelessly pressing the go back button as my life barrels through anything useful
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