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Mean Magpie

@meanmagpie.bsky.social
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He/Him Things I like: Comic books! MT:G ( commander specifically!) Wargaming ( Necromunda is number 1 lately!) Dogs! Cats! BJJ! Cool people with good attitudes! Things I don't like: Bad folks! People who like to shit on the stuff other people enjoy!

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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Thats code for " He seems pretty right wing, so we need to figure out the spin so we can blame the libs"
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Wonder when all the 'freedom of speech' diehards will start pouring out of the woodwork to protest this person being cancelled ( and maybe set up a gofundme where the guy can pull in a couple hundred grand)
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I think in some ways it makes them worse, because they hold their heads high and pretend like they're the 'good guys'...
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
In the first Terminator comic series by Dark Horse, a group of terminators 'smuggle' a future gun into the past by jamming it into a humans guts before going through time.
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
This picture reminds me of Nubz the chicken- people.com/nubz-chicken... Poor little guy passed earlier this year...
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
To be fair, the Democrats are just as shifty with the insider trading.
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Really shows what kind of fucking losers these guys are that their rally is in the middle of the day, in the middle of the week. Do these chuds not have jobs?
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
They *should*, but they won't. People in power don't have to face consequences...
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
The Conservative party of Canada, not Nazis; but the number 1 choice of Nazis!
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
I'm guessing if they wrote an article about how to get rid of the real problem, it would not be long before they got a visit from several law enforcement agencies ( of just disappeared to the gulags by the secret police)
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The Breakdown AB @thebreakdownab.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
There’s some stunning info in the new @ParklandInst report on surgeries in Alberta… And it seems pretty clear that private for profit surgeries are choking out the public system. (Link will be in last post) Thread! /1 #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I remember watching it in theaters right when it came out, the initial twist of finding out what the matrix was blew my mind.
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
The airlines should sue him for disruption of business, as the repeated failures is a sign of negligence/incompetence
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Always thought a nice modern equivalent would be just to throw them off the balconies of their penthouses. Let them have one last chance to look down on us plebs ;)
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Need to make another outlet for the UCP to funnel tax dollars to...
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I don't think he's supposed to park there
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I think it's widely been accepted that the RCMP will be sticking around and Smith is just expanding the Sheriffs to be her personal police force
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Maybe transport Canada needs to do a safety review of new Tesla's to see if they should be allowed on the streets... The review should take until at least 2028, just to make sure they don't miss anything
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
"Perfection is lots of little things done well" -Marco Pierre White
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
They're going to focus on reaching across the aisle, and compromising on core values in the interest of being 'bipartisan'. Because THATS what the people terrified of the fascist state being enables want to hear.
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Ill bet a coke that there won't be any UCP members that will voice any concern about this- they're all pigs who want their turn at the trough, and the only thing they'll be mad about is that they didn't get included in the grift payouts.
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Absolutely!
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Maybe you could make an option where members of the cadre can sit out a battle to do mutual aid or community aid missions, and they get extra XP or unlockable abilities?
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The US has made it clear they are no friend of ours. Why should Canada do anything to help someone who isn't their friend?"
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
If there was an attempt to annex Canada, I think the occupying forces would find out why Canadians are a big part of why the Geneva conventions were created.
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Abolished absolute chattel slavery. American still runs on slave labour (Why do you think the country has the most prisoners in the world? Because if you're imprisoned you can legally be made a slave)
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
When it comes to the UCP, if you think of the worst case, most Craven, crazy or corrupt outcomes, you can make a safe bet that's the path they'll take.
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
The empire has a really shitty PTO policy.
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I suppose the ranchers in southern AB will be able to hold their heads high when their water sources get poisoned, because they'll know in their heart of hearts that when they voted for the UCP They really stuck it to Trudeau.
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Haste?
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Wow, it's crazy that all these things only became problems the last week Joe was in office.
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
This reminds me of a quote by the author of Persepolis:
"The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same." - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian graphic novelist
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Well, now whenever you mention him on the pod you can add ' convicted criminal' to his funny to say name!
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Is this going to be essentially knowledge fight but covering Rogan instead of Jones?
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
My Solphim group slug deck definitely has some Terrence Fletcher vibes
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
*Note* Has to be the special edition
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a man is standing in a robotic suit with a ladder attached to his back
ALT: a man is standing in a robotic suit with a ladder attached to his back
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Yeah, I was really excited to get them because it's one of the only years I can remember where I got surprised with a present not on my list. (And I'm also a huge softie when it comes to our pets)
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
My wife got portraits of our cats commissioned!
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
On the upside, one day he will die... Hopefully in an extremely funny fashion
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
*sigh* guess we may as well get the dumpster fire shitshow of PM Pollievre out of the way 🤦
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Advance Wars, 100%
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Especially with how they did Dennis like that? Like WTF
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Cooking it in a fat over a lower heat is how you do a confit... But that is definitely not what was done here. This was a crime against the animal that cut of meat came from.
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
... But then again, I'm just a dirty heathen, and Christmas isn't really for a person like me, I guess. 4/4
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
... They took it to mean let your heart be unburdened by the weight of the world. I thought a much better thought would be- the world is a dark place and is getting darker. Let your heart be light, and make the world brighter where you can.... 3/x
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
... The president will be, or the PM, or Premier, or mayor will be, but that everything will be OK.' and I really irritated by that statement. If you're in any sort of minority group, or other marginalized group- it really won't be. (Especially in AB, for example)...2/x
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I went to the 'singing Christmas tree' in #yeg yesterday (at the behest of my mom, as a family thing)- and the main guy had a little interlude where he talked about how their theme for the year was 'let your heart be light'- and he then went on to talk about how 'it doesn't matter who... 1/x
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Turns out turning their base into rabid dogs just looking for targets to attack might not be the wisest strategy in the long term
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Mean Magpie @meanmagpie.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Here's hoping the fucking narc from the McDonalds in Altoona PA gets screwed by the health insurance industry at some point in their lives. Just seems like that would be poetic justice
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