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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I was about 5 when my father took me to see The Amityville Horror - one of the few memories I have of him. It scared the poop out of me. It got worse when I found out my brother lived a street over from the real house and they expected me to go visit him over the summer. 😧

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

$90? You can't even get a tank of gas for $90!

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

He hadn't grifted enough money so far to pay for it himself?

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Milli Vanilla Wafers Tom Petty and the Jawbreakers Adam and the Antipastos Talking Heads of Lettuce ZZ Toppings Fleetwood Mac&Cheese Paul McCartney & Hot Wings

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I'm gutted. Our Irish Setter, Robin, had developed a very aggressive form of osteosarcoma and we are faced with making an end of life decision. Tomorrow afternoon we will be having the vet put her out of her pain, but ours will keep going. She is the youngest of our dogs. I hate the world right now.

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Mine is the James River - I drove over this bridge twice a day, 5 days a week for 20+ years

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

That's it. I'm just going to sit in the corner with a box of twinkies and a bottle of coke. The sugar will get me eventually but at this point it may be safer than eating healthy foods 😆

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I thought that picture of his mother was Trump in drag

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

What else would the fat rotting lump of yam sitting in the oval office pounding down filet o fish and big macs say. He only cares about himself

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Well that was a wild ride. I started out in NJ, lived there for a while. Then they popped me up to Vermont, then suddenly I was in NM, then to Tennessee. I took a brief pause in Virginia, which is where I've lived most my life, before they decided to plop me in Maine. mydialect.us/quiz-standar...

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

That doesn't look anything like him. For one thing, he's awake

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Optimist: the cup is half full Pessimist: the cup is half empty Influencer: Oh. My. God everyone. Have you seen this cup? I am obSESSED! I have one in every color including the ultra rare Guccilabubustanleyparkevuittonhermescoachella colab!

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I'd totally buy a ticket for a rage room full of stuff that has his big mac stained slimy fingers all over like his faux gold decor crap

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

The Clash Talking Heads David Bowie p.s. You're my husband's favorite author

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

During a really dark point in my life, I went to a psychiatrist because I was suicidal. After talking to her and telling her how I had thought about killing myself, she wrote a prescription and when she gave it to me she said "just so you know, you can die if you overdose with these". Gee thanks.

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Maybe this is his fix for the reflecting pool. Pave it over and make it a parking lot for all of these Escalades

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

More people need to be picking Wendy. Trust me, as you can see by my picture, I'm a redhead as well, and you do NOT cross a redhead unless you have your will filled out.

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Yeah, but isn't he more about peas than war? 😁

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Beautiful painting! I wish I had one of my grandfather's paintings. My cousin has all of them. I just have photos of them. I wish I could have known him but he passed away well before I was born.

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

And the other countries were loving being here until his big slimy orange stain poisoned everything. 🫤

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Maybe once the orange toddler is gone we can have a do-over. Happy 255!

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

That's Joe Rogan??? Yikes. He has seriously gone downhill since his News Radio days!

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Is it too late to supply everyone file folders with "Epstein" written on them in big red letters to wave at him as he enters?

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

I'd campaign for it to be a national holiday

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

Have the wedding on a golf course and he'd be there

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

I kinda wish they would run as independents and split the republican vote at the election, hopefully letting the democrat candidate to sneak out a win

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Leave it to Trump to be so cheap that he hires someone that can't even color in the lines with their cheap gold paint.

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Presidential election in VA was close to a 50/50 split? Phbhtt. More like 51.8/46. He must be going through some extra diapers today.

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Real ballsy coming from a group where you need 6 people to complete one set of teeth and that haven't seen their feet since the Reagan administration

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Jules⚖️📨 @northjules.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

San Francisco’s Ocean Beach! I love these human banners!🙌🏾 #NoKings ❌👑

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Kristi Noem is gone. Finally a tiny bit of good news for the week!

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Does anyone know when Green Day is supposed to perform during the Super Bowl? I don't want to miss the moment Trump explodes and starts flinging Big Mac sauce at his TV

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Thank God... Virginia now has a governor that doesn't have their nose firmly up the diapered saggy rear end of Mango Mussolini. Youngkin is no more! Now if we could only replace the PedoPres, the VP of guyliner and the evil Keebler elf in congress, all would be so good again!

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 16/01/2026

How incredible would it be to find out that Machado had a fake Nobel peace medal made up to give Trump just to shut him up?

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Laureen aka Savagepoodles @meanlaureen.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

I'd love to be included. I'll bring snacks.. toast anyone?

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