Sign in

Jay.

@meangrape.com
1.7K followers 4.2K following 14K posts

I stopped studying the cello. I started studying Arabic. I grew up on the other side of the middle of nowhere and am an inveterate urban dweller now. I like mathematics, fountain pens, and TTRPGs. sidewalks.meangrape.com

PostsRepliesMedia
Jay. @meangrape.com · 29/09/2026
I will provide a report after the chagim
000
Jay. @meangrape.com · 29/09/2026
The water vapor comes from the Rayon. Wetted under a sink and squeezed until damp. The Mylar provides a seal. The Rayon makes the water vapor; it passes through the Tyvek to the aravot and hadassim (we really need a single word for "the not lulav parts of the lulav), the Mylar keeps the vapor inside
110
Jay. @meangrape.com · 29/09/2026
What does everything do? The Tyvek touches the greenery. It prevents water from coming through (it is highly water resistant, but if I sprayed a hose on it it would fail). Water on the delicate leaves can cause black spots; way too much can cause sliminess. Tyvek does let water vapor through, though
110
Jay. @meangrape.com · 29/09/2026
The best method for keeping hadassim & aravot fresh for all of Sukkot is disputed. As I don't have enough fridge room and find damp paper toweling and foil primitive at best I have moved into the 21st century. 4 mil Mylar, Tyvek 10G, and 70gsm Rayon. Four days; still damp; vegetation is great shape.
This is perhaps a 10x15" image. A corner of a bright white semi-textured paper (Tyvek) folded over the corner of a very white flat paper (Rayon) both weighted down by an off-white rectangle stitched shut on the short edges. They are both folded over a sheet of the Rayon. In between the fold is a clear plastic film.Maybe 6x8". A partial view of a keshetil--a light brown woven holder made from ~ 0.5" strips of dried date palm leaves. One strip that holds the keshetil to the lulav has an end protruding to the right. It is laying on top of yet another sheet of Tyvek (I have a lot of it). You can see some Tyvek wrapped around the lulav; this is the bottom of the wrap so it's a triangular cut. Wrapped around it is damp Rayon; it's translucent you can see the keshetil and part of the Tyvek wrap around it. No Mylar is displayed because it would be effectively invisible in this shot. I tried.
100
Jay. @meangrape.com · 24/09/2026
You can see NYC from your front door. You can find lemongrass
100
Jay. @meangrape.com · 24/09/2026
I'm cleaning it out next month, and I'm going to have a 48x96" work table. I will be set
001
Jay. @meangrape.com · 24/09/2026
My daughter asked for a shailah. "What beracha do you say over Tide pods?" "Birkat HaGomel" I guess that midrasha doesn't teach everything.
010
Jay. @meangrape.com · 24/09/2026
Tomorrow four 25lb/11kg sand bags filled with steel shot arrive to hold down the table legs. They're a little too easy to move. And I realized if I clean out the storage room (kind of a mud room with no shelves or sinks or anything but boxes of books) I would have room for a 48x72" table
000
Jay. @meangrape.com · 24/09/2026
Oh! And I'm going to make Klucel G washi tape. No water on the prints at *all* (This is what happens when I have a project; I really get into it)
000
Jay. @meangrape.com · 24/09/2026
UPS lost the 3M 9425. I have a claim that may take up to 8 days.
010
Jay. @meangrape.com · 24/09/2026
Now that the 48x48" work table is set up, and I've done some work on it I *really* wish I had the space for a 48x72" one. Two 24x48x36" tables oriented horizontally; two 0.25x24x48" tempered hardboards oriented vertically and taped together with gaffer's tape; one 36x48" self-healing cutting board.
A large worktable. Most of it is taken up by a cutting mat with two 6" clear spaces on the side. One the left strip is a bone folder, some hollytex, a stack of cardboard, hollytex, and rayon, a strip of linen tape, and some 1mm shims made of thick paper. On the right strip are three rows of tape, three small soft weight bags, and a small pair of black scissors. On the mat are two rolls vertically oriented. The left is shorter and perhaps 32" long--all you can see is the kraft paper it's rolled in. To the right is a 40" long roll of buffered interleaving tissue paper; it's a slightly off white.A large worktable. Most of it is taken up by a cutting mat with two 6" clear spaces on the side. One the left strip is a bone folder, some hollytex, a stack of cardboard, hollytex, and rayon, a strip of linen tape,, some 1mm shims made of thick paper, a clear bottle of acetone, a white ceramic dinner bowl with a white PVA sponge in it, a 4" paint brush, a box of blue nitrile gloves. On the right strip are three rows of tape, three small soft weight bags, and a rotary cutter. On the mat oriented horizontally are two stack of interleaving tissue rolled in a flat manner. Both stacks are slightly wider than the mat--about 2" per side. On the top mat are two rolls of paper--one wider than the other. The wide one is an off-white and tightly rolled. The slightly narrower is a much large loose roll. The paper you can see is an unryu washi; the darker long fibers are visible.
010
Jay. @meangrape.com · 22/09/2026
Someone I know has an interesting phone number.
000
Jay. @meangrape.com · 22/09/2026
I want to know about Tan'anit Esther
010
Jay. @meangrape.com · 22/09/2026
It's an uncoated PET
000
Jay. @meangrape.com · 22/09/2026
I am collecting rolls of things for a project: hollytex, rayon, papers, buffered tissue, tyvek. I haven't labeled them. Today I found a 20" roll of 5 mil something. It looks like a BOPET (Melinex, Mylar). I have no recollection or record of this purchase. So now it's test time. BOPET or not!
010
Jay. @meangrape.com · 22/09/2026
This is a big cutting mat. Today I should be receiving the two 24x48" tables that I will top with two 48x24" pieces of hardboard that I will then, in turn, put the giant mat on. (I have 2 more tables for the 36" rotary cutter (44x15" footprint)
000
Jay. @meangrape.com · 22/09/2026
Varieties of tape I have in my office: 3M 415, painter's tape, gaffer's tape, washi masking tape (two colors), Tyvek tape, PSA linen tape, water-activated washi tape, Scotch magic tape. Tape I am expecting today: 3M 9425. I am glad to talk about them all with you. Adhesives are our friends.
030
Jay. @meangrape.com · 14/09/2026
My theory about Tzom Gedaliah is that the rabbis were not that upset by his assassination, but they wanted to placate the Babylonian government with a public show of remorse so there weren't massive reprisals. Which is why 2400 years later I fast all day anyway
010
Jay. @meangrape.com · 14/09/2026
I found a 36x48" self-healing cutting mat. It took me 10 minutes to pack and apply the shipping label to the 24x36" one I bought two weeks ago.
020
Jay. @meangrape.com · 14/09/2026
I have found the neatest quickest way to humidify sheets of paper.
010
Jay. @meangrape.com · 11/09/2026
Shana tovah, everybody!
042
Jay. @meangrape.com · 10/09/2026
I suppose it might serve like gauze on a camera lens. It's quite sheer though.
010
Jay. @meangrape.com · 09/09/2026
I have 6.5 sq yards of hollytex 3257. I do not need it all. So what has my brain come up with? A hollytex shirt. (Hollytex is a museum-grade conservation interleaving sheet)
100
Jay. @meangrape.com · 09/09/2026
It happened again. A bug that when I reported took me to an LLM that was a raving idiot. After 15 minutes I got a support email.
000
Jay. @meangrape.com · 09/09/2026
On a positive note I really like Comme des Garçons Accident: Radish Vetiver perfume. I wish it was an eau de parfum instead of an EDT. Smelling like a radish pulled straight from dark earthy soil is pleasant if, perhaps, not universally appealing.
010
Jay. @meangrape.com · 09/09/2026
I'm going to stroke out. Every piece of software or hardware I have touched today is enraging me. Five attempts to reset a password because of horrible UX. An inability to get a scan from the scanner to the laptop after trying email, usb, and SMB. I'm taking a break.
000
Jay. @meangrape.com · 09/09/2026
I have four bugs to submit. I do not want to write any good bug reports. They take too long. I also don't want to get on the phone/chat with Apple.
030
Jay. @meangrape.com · 08/09/2026
That's right, I'm wearing a linen shirt. Fuck you, Labor Day.
000
Jay. @meangrape.com · 06/09/2026
Color profiles on your monitor make such a huge difference
macOS picker.

1 Design & Print (P3-D50)
2 Photography (P3-D65)
3 HDR Video (P3-ST 2084)
4 Internet & Web (sRGB)
5 Apple XDR Display (P3-1600 nits) [selected]
010
Jay. @meangrape.com · 06/09/2026
The remjet backing wasn't fully removed from this roll of CineStill 800T so I've got some neat little red glowing blips and streaks here and there
000
Jay. @meangrape.com · 06/09/2026
My platelet donation happened with a caveat. It went wrong enough that I had a bag of ice taped to my arm for 30 minutes.
Left arm elbow down of a white man. A small plastic bag full of ice chips is taped to the bend of my elbow and wrapped tightly to it with red stretchy tape.
010
Jay. @meangrape.com · 04/09/2026
Just enter that zip code! www.redcrossblood.org
redcrossblood.org
110
Jay. @meangrape.com · 04/09/2026
I am donating platelets today because (1) there is a platelet emergency in the Boston area and (2) my daughter wants the Hello Kitty plushie the Red Cross is giving away, and she can't donate because she's overseas.
181
Jay. @meangrape.com · 02/09/2026
I try to bring a sense of grace and understanding to other people's software because that's how I would like my own failures and mistakes in that field to be treated. But *fuck* Slack's UX
010
Jay. @meangrape.com · 02/09/2026
I ran ksh until 2012 so I understand your concerns
010
Jay. @meangrape.com · 01/09/2026
Continuing in my quest to get a thematically correct shot of a Heavy Metal magazine. Harman Phoenix 200. Holga 120GCFN. photos.meangrape.com/galleries/he...
A black background with hints of the underlying heavy velvet structure with metallic red highlights in the upper right and down along the left outlining the center. In the center is a Heavy Metal magazine. The cover itself is bright white on the bottom and red on the top. The text is outlined in white. The cover art is a winged woman wearing typically skimpy Heavy Metal clothing.
020
Jay. @meangrape.com · 01/09/2026
No, no, my friend. It's "|& less"
100
Jay. @meangrape.com · 01/09/2026
Abandoned Harvard Square in the rain at noon. Trix-X +1. Holga 120GCFN.
Black and white photo; high contrast. Looking out from a doorway onto a brick plaza. A two story brick building in the background. It has white trim and pillars. A sign says pizza. There is a tall black lamppost to the left. Raindrops fall into a shallow puddle covering the bricks.Black and white photo; high contrast. Looking out from a doorway onto a brick plaza. A two story brick building in the background. It has white trim and pillars. A sign says pizza. There is a tall black lamppost to the left. A person with an umbrella is in the center walking to the right. Raindrops fall into a shallow puddle covering the bricks.
000
Jay. @meangrape.com · 01/09/2026
I hate people that (1) do not support -h and --help (looking at you docker) and (2) send output from -h/--help to stderr (looking at you tailscale)
110
Jay. @meangrape.com · 29/08/2026
Somewhere in Somerville. Ilford Ortho 80. Holga 120GCFN.
Black and white. A wall. The bottom third is a medium gray, the rest a very light gray. In the center is a dark door with a mail slot and a sign that says employees only. The vertical sides of the door are curved in. The vignette darkens the corners. It looks like something you would see in a Twilight Zone episode.
010
Jay. @meangrape.com · 29/08/2026
Chinatown. Fomapan 400. Hola 120GCFN.
A sidewalk surrounded by scaffolding. An asphalt road to the right. The image is vertically cut in half along an angle in the center.The left is dark shadow; you can barely see the scaffolding. The right is lit. The road curves away in the distance.
030
Jay. @meangrape.com · 29/08/2026
The Paramount. Lomochrome Metropolis. Holga 120GCFN.
Daytime but the colors are muted. Most things are a light tan varying darker in the shadow. Two tall buildings in the background; one on the left, one--taller--in the center. A flat wall stretches from the middle to the right side angling across the image. Centered is a vertical sign that says Paramount in all caps. Below it is a fragment of a horizontal sign; its edge is a dull red. On the left are two light posts of a fancy and faux-older style. Except for the lamps on top the are mostly black. there is an orangish-reddish basket wrapped around one full of plants.
030
Jay. @meangrape.com · 29/08/2026
CineStill 400D; Holga 120GCFN. MBTA.
You're rushing down a rectangular tunnel that narrows to a tiny black square at the end. The bottom half is red with a pale zig-zag line on the left. The right wall is ivory; it has dark odd symbols on it. The left wall is metallic. A corrugated strip with sharp edges runs down it; above that are darker and lighter strips of varying sizes. The narrow ceiling looks like concrete. You're escaping from a dystopian hellscape.
010
Jay. @meangrape.com · 28/08/2026
If anyone in Somerville wants some 6x24" (0.125 thickness) Kraft tubes let me know; I had to buy a pack of 10 and don't need 10.
000
Jay. @meangrape.com · 27/08/2026
Do I need heavy-duty 6x24" Kraft tubes? Yes. Do I need 10? No. Is this the only game in town? Yes.
000
Jay. @meangrape.com · 26/08/2026
Do I need 17x22" interleaving tissue? Yes. Do I need 480 sheets? No. Is this the only game in town? Yes.
000
Jay. @meangrape.com · 23/08/2026
I love that book.
010
Jay. @meangrape.com · 23/08/2026
I want a good pizza. I don't want to pay $40 for delivery or go out. It's leftovers for me.
010
Jay. @meangrape.com · 23/08/2026
I loved that game so much
000
Jay. @meangrape.com · 23/08/2026
D-- is on a plane for three weeks in Germany.
000