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Ari Flows

@meanboys.bsky.social
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Ari Flows @meanboys.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Has anyone seen my turtle? He’s been missing for 78 days. He’s an awful turtle, but I can’t replace him until I find him.
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Ari Flows @meanboys.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Mitch McConnell should not be trending on blue sky until he is OFFICIALLY dead. Anything else is just getting my blood pressure up.
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Ari Flows @meanboys.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’m a simple person. I see Donald Trump trending at #1 on blue sky, I start praying for it to be The Day.
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Ari Flows @meanboys.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Someone explain this to me about Elon Musk: how is this man nearly a trillionaire with several businesses that are at best surviving (SpaceX?) and at worst a danger to its’ customers (Cybertruck, X)?
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Ari Flows @meanboys.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
FUCK YES JAVIER BARDEM, YOU ARE A REAL ONE
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Ari Flows @meanboys.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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Ari Flows @meanboys.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
We’ve devolved as a country to arguing if it’s better to feed hungry children or grant access to affordable healthcare.
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Ari Flows @meanboys.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
You cannot convince me that @schumer.senate.gov isn’t a secret republican operative.
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Ari Flows @meanboys.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Donny Boy is just a bad little toddler who smears Cheeto dust on his face, poops his pants, and breaks his toys to get mommy’s attention.
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Ari Flows @meanboys.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Too many people equate “nonviolence” with feckless and it’s why Mango Mussolini keeps getting away with cartoon villain shit.
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Ari Flows @meanboys.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Taylor Swift, The Paper, Ezra Klein, and Chuck Schumer are the four horsemen of White Mediocrity.
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Ari Flows @meanboys.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
“This is the worse TED Talk I’ve ever been to” - Every American General today
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Ari Flows @meanboys.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
@schumer.senate.gov On Tuesday, SHUT IT DOWN. If the govt shuts down, I may lose my job. If it doesn’t, and you capitulate to the Orange Man, we may lose our country.
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Ari Flows @meanboys.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Me waking up this morning: “Goddamit” #RaptureDay
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Ari Flows @meanboys.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Guys, it was never vaccines. It was Tylenol all along! @rfk-junior.bsky.social
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Ari Flows @meanboys.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I never thought that the death of some mid tier right wing podcaster would somehow link directly to the dismantling of the Disney corporation, but here we are.
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Ari Flows @meanboys.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
@chickfila.bsky.social So, when are you changing the fries recipe back? I miss the slightly soggy fries, they were my favorite thing at CFA.
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Ari Flows @meanboys.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
@schumer.senate.gov I hope you’ve been seeing an orthopedic surgeon. You’ve got about 30 days to grow a spine before the CR ends.
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Ari Flows @meanboys.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Trump is going to come back from the dead out of spite.
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