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@mdxpnd.bsky.social
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Some Nudity Can Be Found. (It’s just nakedsy) •؟((¯°·._.• 𝓪๓є𝐑ίc𝓐η •._.·°¯))؟• ________________ {Open Minded} Hopeful but it’s waning

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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The similarities are hard to miss also. Yum. 😈🏆
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
“Boys will be boys”. Everyone USED to understand us. 😈
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Must be coke… no sting 😈
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The dead soul is a nice touch.
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Why oh why, when I have construction guys at my place do I not get one of these perfectly married, chubby-dicked pervs wackin it!? And he makes noise! 🏆
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
“Be right back, babe… Josh’s rig broke down *again* up near Bigceeoqu Road…” 🤤
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I don’t get it… if I may quote Ms. Janeane Garofalo in the Oscar nominated (that part was in a fever dream) film *Romy & Michele’s High School Reunion*, “What a waste of a tank of gas…” You don’t get a capable cock like that & then have it jerked off quietly. Blasphemous! I’m ashamed of all of you.
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
god… the best…
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
You’re welcome. ☺️
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Here, here. {at one point, I just punched my inner doubt’s fucking face in. “Not going another 30 years listening to YOU!” 🥊 I mean, it’s been awkward and shit… tween us since, but… 😁 for real… you rocked that red, white & blue!}
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Hahahahaha!!! Nice one.
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I was gonna say something about the slave thing but you and your cunty attitude made me wanna flick something at you. Go pet your dumb cat. Fucking cat people.
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Soooo coked. Love it.
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I’m watching this as I my family blah blah blah’s on July 4th. All it makes me feel is even more numb from the “wrecked hole” that is existence today. This handsome and well-hung man truly has it all. No nags, no cares, nice things and a proper phone to record it all. He is, for that moment, king.
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“Be mindful of ticks!” *every time…I yell this to him… does he listen? Who knows… goodness, and there goes Junior…always running after his fuuhhaaathahhh… what they do over in those woods, who knows… me? Huh! I stay here… always here. Making them a nice roast to come home to. My thanks? Who knows…?*
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Yet, it’s us living in that fire throughout THIS life. This is hell. It’s just part of where we are imo. We have/will fight & progress… then be pushed back in the next pendulum swing. I’m not someone who identifies as “queer”, but that doesn’t mean I push aside anyone who does. G or Q, igotyou
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“Markwayne”… I blame his parents for steering him toward a life of being the snake that needs a strong pickax.
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Then he’d rip the wretched man-made dentures from my mouth that were made of other men’s teeth, animal teeth and bone, and then likely have one of, if not many of his slaves whip us up something for supper! “Why, I sure could go for some potato salad! What were we talking about again?”
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I often wonder how THEY are able to afford food and such. Or do they think this is the proper cost for food things?
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
*Dislocates jaw to swallow dad* 🎆
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
🤮
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I do so love a head that can lock inside. 🏆
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I want to site him for wearing a face warmer whilst being so attractive… which I often do to those for whom it applies, but I can’t really. Having seen the manhood area— he’s just keeping it real. Plus, and this is so key, he’s so handsome. He even has a sparkle in his eyes! 🏆
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Just exactly what needs to be seen for exactly the right kind of afternoon. Woof
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Like, “Adorbs-Cute” flavor. Shame about the facial hair… smooth is more evil. 😈
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
In theory. But, just a moment… I’m…. looking closer… is that… a condom? 😦 🙄 💬 no.
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I mean… the automatic ‘hand goes to his dad’s shoulder to balance him’! Awww, I mean, sure, it’s hot too… but they look happy. Can’t be having a bad life when you have smiles like those two do, and they match! 🏆
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I need your prompt for this, ohhh so well done.
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Yeah… and it’s true, if you prolapse a ‘toy’ that can also change your car’s oil, give you CPR … you just walk taller.
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
“No! I DON’T want nice things! I want cum-crusted, vintage things...”
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Somebody actin like me after a bootie bump. 😈
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
More please
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Trump’s gonna bomb this hot man. ¡Me alegro de haber visto tu polla carnosa antes de que el dron estadounidense te atrape!
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Agreed… those smooth pits need my attention.
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
It’s just nice getting out and meeting new people. 💦 😮
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Leaving me off every list feels pretty personal. But, “all the best”.
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
He’s very wonderful. (Just me or is this what Mr. Beast wishes he looked like?) 🏆
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
My gramma lives in Enumclaw, Washington. she watched this little vid (cuz you know, it was about horses…) she says “what the hell is that pink thing? …. and why is it sitting on that black thing?” So, that’s gram… she’s old school. If it’s got an answer, she’ll ask the question. 🐴
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
What, no coughing?
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Damn… he looks like a cute seal popping up out the arctic ice with that smile. As for that cock, that things almost the width of his waist! Yowza
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
“Oldie” but goodie. (He’s what like, 32 now? Crazy. I remember when he was new.) nice share bud.
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Sometimes, the things you make yourself really are better. (His cock might count as a small person. Just saying.)
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
🏆
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Yeah, reek SO GOOD! 😈
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I’m always amazed when a person knows early on exactly who they are. #hotboy #selfsuck #polarny05 #Tuesday
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
So true… I mean, they truly understand male familial relationships.
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Sure wish for sound. But fun!
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I really did work it out while watching this video on why/how some men are able to take such a big dick. So I’m really glad that this was posted! Not only do they look like they’re having a great time and they laugh and smile, but it’s a great video. Thanks for posting!🏆
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Same. Eyes are always more capable than one’s hole. 🐳
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mdXpnd @mdxpnd.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Seems like after awhile you’d stop saying anything.
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