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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I have become Benjamin, destroyer of worlds, not one of us.

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The guy who hired me is 78 and looks like this which is my goal.

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Lotta things happened in queens tonight

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Pretest probability appears high.

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Omg my best friend is back in town.

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

What’s wild is the journalists aiding and abetting this shit

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Yall Batman makes a surprisingly good pizza.

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

I think this is a bit about Y chromosomes but I gotta be honest Haley Steven’s looks a shit ton more like Mike rogers this is insane on so many levels

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

My sons power cannot be denied

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

The kids have gone too far this time.

Ski boots. As shoes. For a going out outfit. In June.

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I dunno man. Worked out ok for me?

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Successful use of filo dough please clap

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Corporate America about to start looking like this:

A demographically confusing mix of folks doing something poorly thought out

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

How dare you call me a finance manager

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Guys I made too big a sandwich for lunch and I’m still overly full.

Texas toast Sando with turkey, bacon lettuce, ramp mayo.

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Kid just lost his first tooth. What even is time.

Prize fighter in a dope tee shirt. (5 yo with a proudly lost tooth and a Def Leppard thrift shop shirt)

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

When the ramps are giving chimichurri vibes you grill the cheese and listen to Cain Culto. Fuck ICE Free Palestine.

Salad greens, grilled sweet pepper, bacon, fried cheese, milk bread toast, and ramp chimichurri.

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Just gonna say I had my kid in basically this outfit last weekend. He looked dope.

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Gonna use this to flex on other parents in the kindergarten group chat.

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Daddy cannot compete with this

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Glad I asked him before the Barca Science museum tho that shit was lit.

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

A straight up dinosaur museum (admittedly it was *too scary*).

this part was not too scary (kiddo in cartoon dino mouth)

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Let’s be real I beat out: carcassone (* I LOVE CASTLES*)

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Such utter disdain for these whiny shmucks and their sensitive feelings. These ghouls have tortured and killed millions and you are upset your fun party with them was ruined by a loud noise. Get some fucking insight you whiny Nazi lovers.

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

I regret not taking one but here’s my ramp and dandelion green eggs with sturgeon this morning.

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

Apparently I carry mick jagger recessives

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I don’t understand is it now incorporeal.

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

In my regino it’s forbidden to mention me.

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

It’s over for these hos (at the museum of ice cream)

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Literally 2 minutes ago this kid couldn’t shoot to save his life and now he’s Steph curry.

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Hello fellow olds did you know Stussy is once again the new hotness My S drawing skills are back bb

Inexplicably large line outside of an east village boutique for stussy.

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Particularly liked this shot:

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

You may not know this but New Yorkers have opinions and apparently a real common one is fuck Donald Trump and the Nazi horse he rode in on (republican party).

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Tom Wallach @mdwallach.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Knockdown center it’s fucking great

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