Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 13hWow the projection here is incredible - “He just wants to get out of town with as much as he can steal and then, lead à quiet life” Dare to dream, big guy…it’ll be quiet yes, except for your time in the yard 070
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 14h“I like a lot of his policies” = “on board with the racism and the deportation as long as they keep doing the tax cuts” 111
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You know he thinks this is fancy talk for a “ steak dinner” 010
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Oh Aubrey come on: 15 miles a day? 5 just to get in and out of the cul de sac before the journey begins 30 miles a gallon? Have you seen my vehicle/killing machine? The AC alone uses up more gas than a basic sedan 001
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Was just there - stunningly quieter, calmer, and easier to breathe than just a few years ago. Remarkable!! 010
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It’s like cutting off your ear (the one that wasn’t “shot”) to spite your (spiteful) face 000
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Roberts don’t get outta bed for less than $100k 000
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Besides convincing Ivanka to convert, has this guy ever persuaded anyone to do anything?? Zero gravitas, zero skill, zero impact. 000
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Great; maybe if we let another COVID “burn through” we can get rid of these burdensome old folks entirely 110
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Aha There was a much more benevolent character in Georgia by the same name! 000
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Maybe coffee itself is the benevolent AI we’ve all been waiting for…? 000
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 08/09/2026All works out for #canada it’s only going to get warmer up there 000
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Remind you of anyone? Total fraud. 000
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Key phrase: “Through a partnership with private business” 020
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I guess this week is dedicated to losing people born in 1946? 000
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 18/08/2026💯 “As a general rule, people, even the wicked, are much more naïve and simple hearted than we suppose.” Dostoyevsky, The Brothers Karamazov 000
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Finalists in the Ivanka look-alike contest 110
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Bully gotta bully Gotta get the last word in He’s about to fire off a few more missiles, kill some more people, and declare victory 000
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 09/08/2026What stage of capitalism is this? The dam-breaking stage? The scales-falling-from-eyes stage? Or just the s**t-costs-too-much stage? 010
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Kinda like “hurt people hurt people”? 👍👍 010
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Ever wonder if ANY of these guys had been popular in high school, what a different world we’d be living in? Always playing it for acceptance and the pat on the back from the bullies…please just don’t take my lunch money! 101
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Maybe she was offering to cook YOU for dinner? 000
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Wow that alien personifies his greatest fantasy - to have solid abs and not have to worry about his hair 000
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Wait I thought the immigrants were driving up housing prices (bad thing), but now it’s these imaginary rich people who come to my sleepy town and raise house prices (good thing)? Isn’t it ALWAYS really about skin color with these guys? 000
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Just grandpa chillin’ at the ICU wearing a checked button-down, catching up with some folks, wondering what’s for lunch… If he’s so fine and fit, why hasn’t he left his containment area? That democracy-destroyer is dead, folks. 000
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Odd expression from a guy who has never personally experienced “fruit” or “labor” his entire life 010
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Paris - now with bike lanes! New York - the ultimate cultural “tossed salad” (and great pizza) Vancouver - Stanley Park Tokyo - Orderly chaos Santa Barbara - low-key luxury 1133
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 13/07/2026They say the first step is not acknowledging that you had a problem 100
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 13/07/2026For a shorter guy he was oddly good at telling which way the wind was blowing 010
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Classic t—-p move: “how can I make myself a martyr by someone else dying?” 000
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The fact that he’s even holding a newspaper tells me that this happened a long time ago 2160
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Why must he ruin everything!!!! 000
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Rewind the tape and they wanted to assassinate Jimmy Carter back in 1979 and the GoP would have been like “well, they ARE entitled to their opinion” 000
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 10/07/2026You ever wonder what our world would be like if, instead of spending all their energy (and thus our attention) on: - stealing our money - undermining well-run institutions - messing with elections Our leaders spent their energy on: - climate change - infrastructure - wealth inequality ??? 000
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Yes and…those parents are continuing to work when they could otherwise retire, which perversely makes it harder for their kid’s generation to get a job! 020
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 09/07/2026And they seem to be going out of their way to blame it on the “long delay” confirming the call. No, just a crummy shot 000
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 08/07/2026They say he died the way he lived - screwing the American people at every possible turn 010
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Cristiano Ronaldo is the Tom Cruise of professional football - good looking, super-talented performer; tremendous success (without quite taking the big prize); widely respected and admired, generates a “love him or hate him” response from fans around the world. Should we be rooting for him? 000
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Even fascists know parking’s a bitch in DC 100
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 05/07/2026These badasses taking the train be like “man, just don’t wanna deal with parking” 000
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 05/07/2026In a couple of years they are going be like “I barely knew the guy” 030
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 05/07/2026“We need to find a sucker to become an agent for the Kremlin” 1. Low IQ - believes whatever you tell him? Check! 2. Financially over-leveraged (lives above his means)? Check! 3. Easily manipulated by flattery? Check! 4. Vulnerable to a honey trap? Check! Comrades, we’ve got our guy! 000
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 30/06/2026In his defense, based on the BMI of some of these folks, it wouldn’t take that many to have “tons” of people 000
Capitalist with a heart of gold @mdpadula.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Tell me that’s a mock-up of a soon-to-be-needed mausoleum! 000
