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Mdon114

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The Bible states that "it would be easier for a camel to pass through the sphincter of a moron than to explain why his ass hurts." Another failure of imagination: Thrown out of The Russian Tea Room in 1989. I fought off three waiters with a samovar.

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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 1h
Why not have Hegseth throttle his jugular with bared teeth, then rip out the esophagus and gnaw it liesurely? Maximum lethality, yo...
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 7h
How bout we start calling him " the fat cocksucker"?* *Suggested by Melania
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 12h
With 420 cubes this car should top 400 horses. But V8 engines didn't come around until the 1950's. It probably weighs well over 3000 pounds.
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 12h
That is why we say "What a Doozy" This one looks like Hitler's staff car on coke.
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 13h
Resembles Leona Helmsley, if you remember. Leona was quite the c. "Only little. people pay taxes."
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 18h
The good news is that Patel is too stupid to get it done. He's just picking up some money from the oligarchs. Putin would never trust a schmuck like him for a major operation.
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 18h
It's treason. Our scumbag GOP Congress and mamaluke scotus won't deal with it. This is OUR job now.
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 19h
Such an obvious bootlicker and fluffer for Putin. Is the US media so afraid of the fat cocksucker that none can call out the blatant subjugation of foreign policy to Putin? And why? tRump's got to go asap.
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
AFAIK this is the Honeypot Trap with no honey. Amazing stupidity. Next time, give it up, Kim. No honey, no money.
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ok I give up. Put a Subaru under the carport.
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's a weird smile. This animal is plotting something
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I dunno. Looks a bit like Matt Gaetz, no?
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They'll send up a few double wide trailers and robots to hook them up . Elon can do this for cheap. Don't forget the junk Tesla under the carport.
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is a blatant distraction, wasting time, buying time to find himself new scams. Try selling your Lucky Golf Balls as Xmas ornaments, maybe?
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I've been calling out The Fartbarker for over a year, and thanks to the symmetry of universal consciousness, his new scam is now dubbed "The Fartcoin" Something about this guy generates flatulence, and its concomitant stink. Make Mouthbreathing Great Again.
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Will it be streamed on tRump's website, so he can add new subscribers? He'll find a way to monetize this monstrous idea. Remember the Al Qaida beheading videos? What's the difference? Moreover, whose idea is this? And who could authorize this? The fish stinks at the head.
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The vengeful prick could send every Democrat a subpoena to appear and show cause for....whatever the fuck he wants. There is no DOJ, only an Agency of Retribution, staffed with traitors and sycophants. The new Congress MUST act quickly to fix this. Just a beginning....
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yess! Maga Menage: Matt Gaetz has had his eyes on Vance's couch for years now. George Santos claims to have photos. Tuberville thinks Vance has orgies with couch furries. Louie Gohmert is coming out. (of retirement.)
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey! Just because AI is not reliable and easily infected with bias doesn't make it a bad person.
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I dunno mon, she look hot tamale to me. Que picante!
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cotton DOES suck, btw. Arkansas just unlucky or stupid? After Manchin, have they learned anything? Don't count on it.
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Difference is nobody hates the Cubbies. I grew up in NYC, Yankee fan since 1958 after the Dodgers left for LA. I was never weaned off the Yankee teat, but remember them losing to the HATED Red Sox in 4 straight? Since then. I only bet them with a hedge. It appears that doom is in our mutual futures
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Yankees are in process of perfecting consistent choking, presenting their fans with attractive gambling options so diverse and lucrative as to force management to overpay for mediocre performance.
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Looks like the kid got game.
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you had the Yankees at +850 to win it all, you'd feel differently. Was Judge's absence important? Maybe. Time to start hating on the Dodgers yet?
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Fartbarker has crushed the real estate industry. Is Wall Street the next casualty?
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Cops and firemen have always lived largely in Staten Island. So what?
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
According to the Essene Scriptures, Eve was trans woke, and birthed humanity anally, so there's that....
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Bible also says "It is easier for a camel to pass through the sphincter of a moron than to explain why his ass hurts "
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
ITuberville is allowing this unchallenged? Roll Tide!
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Follow the babaganouche, people! This will unravel as more details are known. Will Putin have a poolside casita?
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Fartbarker is the greatest con man in history, and there's no close second. Backed by Musk, the Russians, a cowardly GOP and the stupidest cocksuckers in American society, this malevolent sociopath has managed to bring a superpower to its knees. Extreme measures are needed, or he'll kill us all
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"A woman scorned..." She was likely forced to sign an NDA, so we can't expect much. It would be delicious for he to write a tell-all book, filled with lies and half truths- Go for it, Ms. Ambassador!
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I always thought 'shit head' was one word, 'shithead.' I am curious as to its usage in areas other than East Coast, or NYC, where it's said as one word. It's a compound noun, imo, not a noun modified by an adjective. Anyone?
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Fartbarker is easily the stupidest cocksucker to ever assume the presidency. And Vance, by making this self-evidently ridiculous and laughable statement, will only add to his reputation as a fawning, servile schmuck to his venal and felonious boss.
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hassett, with a degree in journalism from Pyongyang A&T, is the avatar for propaganda and communal coprophagia in the Fartbarker administration. Noone lies with more gusto and joy, and his permanent smile is testament to his well-deserved moronic stupidity awards. Winner of two Gohmert Trophies.
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Get with the program, dude! All babies will soon arrive by rocket from the Mars DaddyDome, fathered by Elon Musk via IVF, and directly droned to the home. Elon is busy supplying his extraterrestrial sperm storage facility as we speak. The Master Race, coming to you without that nasty sex thingy.
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thank you for not reflexively hating on all Americans. It turns out that our laws written 250 years ago are not strong enough to constrain a leader fabricated with a vile and malicious nature, who is also very stupid. We'll take care of THIS!
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The 1% usually means the wealthiest among us.
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No. Democrats must understand their connection to AIPAC and corporatism does not make them an opposition party, but the servants of the oligarchs who are really running this country. FDR "welcomed their hatred' as President, and ridiculed the 1%. In this fight, 'both sideism' is capitulation.
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me too. I mute the TV whenever he appears.
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It is newsworthy when a world leader exhibits the traits of a fucking idiot each time he speaks. FYI, most Americans hate his guts. Our electoral system is quaint. Consider his supporters largely quaint, with a dollop of Nazis.
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nah. The Mafia has a code of honor. These scumbags only have a code of avarice. And they will easily squeal on each other.
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Too bad our pResident is a Russian asset. WTAF?
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I tried to buy something on Temu, but found their sales process insanely complex. I gave up. What do they REALLY want?
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I tried to buy an item from Temu, but found their process stupidly complex. I gave up.
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wait! Is that Bari Weis?
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nah! The Fartbarker will be too busy thinking up new scams and victimhood memes. My question is what traitorous ploys will Unterfuhrer Stephen Miller concoct as HIS exit strategy?
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"💩" says Tuckie, smearing Russian tanning lotion on his sphincter.
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Mdon114 @mdon114.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"💩" says Tuckie, applying Russian tanning lotion to his sphincter.
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