Reposted by MdmeAlbertineAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026OMG: Republican Senator Schmitt accused Jack Smith of being in ATL to conspire with Fani Willis b/c he got a text from JP Cooney about a “Hawks” game (Falcons?). Schmitt had a big visual aid but didn’t keep it up long. BUT smith was at an IOWA HAWKEYES game to see Caitlin Clark in Maryland HAHAHA 1642606579
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Updated covid boosters still aren't available for kids. This fucking administration. 000
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The steel mill in Wilton, IA is hiring right now. 000
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I haven't been motivated to read this month, just with my kids. I had not read this one, and it was fun to share. Fortunately, we can also check the movie out of the library, since HBO cracked down on password sharing. 7161/8000 000
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My first fandom obsession was Darkwing Duck. I have high hopes, after they did such a good job rebooting DuckTales. 000
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Ever since I added chia seeds to my breakfast (for the fiber), I've been remembering to floss more, to get those little buggers out of my receding gum lines. #OldPeopleHacks 000
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I guess they were right: letting LGBTQIA+ serve was indeed a slippery slope. 120
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is the Twilight Zone fate of a man who worshipped power above all things, his body kept alive to wield that power, but without the faculties to do so himself. 010
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Feeling very fortunate to have signed a home heating contract for only 10 cents more per gallon than last year. 010
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The enshittification of customer service has hit a new low: there is no way to contact this company to tell them they sent the wrong part. All we can do is initiate a return, at our own cost. 000
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Got a call from the school this morning; I was "what did 9yo do now?" but no! It was a call to praise 11yo for how well he's been doing these first couple weeks. I didn't know they did that! 030
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026This was much less of a roller coaster ride, and definitely the right tone after those last two books. I love the growth. 6825/8000 000
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026"Oh hi, we're completely restructuring the department, so please decide on your career goals this week so we know where to slot you." 000
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Two days on progesterone and two nights of the best sleep I've had in years. Here's crossing my fingers it's not a coincidence. 010
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026You know, maybe Dolly knew that social media filling with clips of her joy of life was what we needed right now. 020
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026You know who also still needs to be pilloried more for making anti-vaccination mainstream? Jenny McCarthy 000
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 24/08/2026I'm trying SO hard not to put my right leg under me when I sit in my office chair because my hips are hurting me so bad. I need a positive reinforcement idea instead of negative aversion. 000
Reposted by MdmeAlbertineAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS. 566280938613
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Stakes only get higher...that ending. Dun, dun, duuunn! Am I only allowed 300 pages per book? This doesn't make sense. 6345/8000 000
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 17/08/202611yo, playing with his new school calculator: "Look! I made a new error!" 000
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 16/08/2026My energy levels have been running somewhat higher than before, perimenopause aside, so when the post-exertional malaise does hit, it's an extra kick in the teeth. 000
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 15/08/2026It's a tradition to have Kentucky Butter Cake for Joe's birthday. In the oven now. www.onceuponachef.com/recipes/kent...onceuponachef.comKentucky Butter Cake - Once Upon a Chef (Bake-Off Winner!)TESTED & PERFECTED RECIPE -- This old-fashioned vanilla butter cake drenched in syrup is the 1963 winner of the Pillsbury Bake-Off Contest. 020
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I had to send my contacts back yet again for a prescription fix. The original order was June 24th. This time the doc blamed it on difficulty dialing in my prescription. I guess starting age-related presbyopia combined with my -15 correction makes things harder. 000
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I was woken up last night by a bat scratching at the attic door. It wasn't loud, but my brain sure attuned to it as something weird. We ended up taping the bottom of the door to change the air flow, and that seemed to work. Definitely looking forward to the bat guy doing his work. Nightmare fuel. 010
Reposted by MdmeAlbertineThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Reminder: progressive is mainstream 615122814629
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Re-read, and I'm going to take a small break before hitting Twelve Months. This book is A LOT. Probably a good thing he gave us ~5 years to get over it. 6045/8000 000
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I guess my vacation payout is going to bat mitigation. They're in the attic again, and there was one flying around the basement last weekend (balloon frame), in addition to the couple we had in the spring. Gross. 010
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I went to a class. Look what I made! Just need to figure out how to hang it. 010
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Re-reading Battleground, and *that scene* hits as hard as it did the first time, and I knew it was coming. 000
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Thank you, whomever told me that a .edu email address will get you a one-time 20% discount at Target. Saved me almost $40 back to school shopping. 021
Reposted by MdmeAlbertineAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/08/2026Start the clock. Now that Pirro has admitted the reflecting pool was Trump’s fault, who lasts longer? Pirro, or explosive diarrhea lettuce. 3174067849
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I picked up the newest book in the series in Feb, and I started reading this in Jan, hoping to get caught up, since it's been 5 years and all I can remember of what was going on was *major spoiler*. Then I got distracted. On to Battleground, which is just the 2nd half of this book. 000
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Look at this stuff...isn't it neat? Soon my collection will be complete... 020
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 25/07/2026All right, I give up. I ran into library holds, and I'll probably be buying them anyway so we can re-read, so buying the next DCC. I usually only buy used books, and it's not very available used, so I had a bit of a mental hurdle. 000
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Speaking of doing things for myself, I went to a concert Wednesday, where Aimee Mann played the entirety of her album Bachelor No 2. It was absolutely lovely. And I went and got a Conglomeration at Mickey's beforehand, hadn't had one in years. 010
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Very excited to have read 14 books so far this year, more than I have read since my kids were born. I think I'm going to up my goal to 8000 pages from 5000. Love doing things for me again. 120
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 24/07/2026This was in my local library under a "local author" display. 9yo wanted to read it, so I had to preview to make sure it wasn't too scary. Real ghost, but not scary, mystery, slow burn romance. I enjoyed it. 5272/5000 Yay! 000
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 20/07/2026I'm sorry, I will not be able to participate in the Jimothy Fandom at this time. He gives me saluki vibes, and that dog gives me nightmares. 001
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 20/07/2026The kids are finally diving into the diamond painting kits I got them two Christmases ago. 010
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I've been reading this one off and on...it was a slow starter for me. I feel like I would have enjoyed it more if I wasn't in the middle of action-packed DCC. It definitely picked up halfway through and I adored the dolphins the most. 000
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I picked up my new contacts yesterday and when I went to put them in this morning, they had no prescription. I had to look in my actual eye to see if they were in there. 000
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Speaking of sexual content, I had been meaning to preview this book to give to 11yo. I was familiar with the authors from their webcomic, Oh Joy Sex Toy, and I really appreciated their informative and inclusive approach, and this book follows those values. It will be a good basis for discussion. 000
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Still devouring! I can tell re-reading will be a blast. A little more sexual references in this one than I was hoping for with my 11yo, and we had to have a talk before I handed it over. Hopefully most of it will go over his head for now. 010
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 13/07/2026God, I think that was the worst migraine I've ever had. I'm going to have to get earplugs if sound is going to set me off like that again. I could hear Joe talking downstairs and it made me puke. 🤢 000
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Took 9yo to the post office to mail a sympathy letter internationally. She really is broken up over this cat. 💔 000
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 08/07/20269yo's favorite internet cat died, and the grief has been pretty intense this morning. 000
MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I feel a lot less FOMO about not getting Savanna Banana tickets 000