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MdmeAlbertine

@mdmealbertine.bsky.social
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Iowan, mom, reader, accountant, long-covid disabled, liberal in a rural place. Love Thy Neighbor. she/her

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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 29/09/2026
OMG: Republican Senator Schmitt accused Jack Smith of being in ATL to conspire with Fani Willis b/c he got a text from JP Cooney about a “Hawks” game (Falcons?). Schmitt had a big visual aid but didn’t keep it up long. BUT smith was at an IOWA HAWKEYES game to see Caitlin Clark in Maryland HAHAHA
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Updated covid boosters still aren't available for kids. This fucking administration.
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The steel mill in Wilton, IA is hiring right now.
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I haven't been motivated to read this month, just with my kids. I had not read this one, and it was fun to share. Fortunately, we can also check the movie out of the library, since HBO cracked down on password sharing. 7161/8000
The deluxe edition of Howl's Moving Castle. The edges are embossed navy blue with falling stars. On the front, young Sophie and Howl stand back to back, with Stick and guitar, respectively. In the background, the Moving Castle trudges along against a golden setting-sun sky, among a shower of falling stars.
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My first fandom obsession was Darkwing Duck. I have high hopes, after they did such a good job rebooting DuckTales.
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ever since I added chia seeds to my breakfast (for the fiber), I've been remembering to floss more, to get those little buggers out of my receding gum lines. #OldPeopleHacks
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I guess they were right: letting LGBTQIA+ serve was indeed a slippery slope.
AI generated picture of FBI director Kash Patel in a suit, surrounded by a diverse class of new FBI agents in vests, including a dog, a sheep, a goat, a chimpanzee and a horse.
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In short: Cc: @joshturek4iowa.bsky.social
meme "the guy turns around, the guy looks at the girl meme, a guy looks at another girl meme"

The guy is labeled "Democrat[ic Candidates", his girlfriend is labeled "the Democratic Base" and the girl he's ogling is labeled "Right-leaning Voters"
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is the Twilight Zone fate of a man who worshipped power above all things, his body kept alive to wield that power, but without the faculties to do so himself.
Mitch McConnell sitting in the middle seat of a van, his mouth in a rictus almost-smile, minute facial expressions absent, vacant look in his eyes.
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Feeling very fortunate to have signed a home heating contract for only 10 cents more per gallon than last year.
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The enshittification of customer service has hit a new low: there is no way to contact this company to tell them they sent the wrong part. All we can do is initiate a return, at our own cost.
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Got a call from the school this morning; I was "what did 9yo do now?" but no! It was a call to praise 11yo for how well he's been doing these first couple weeks. I didn't know they did that!
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This was much less of a roller coaster ride, and definitely the right tone after those last two books. I love the growth. 6825/8000
Cover of Twelve Months, by Jim Butcher

Harry with his glowing wizards staff, wearing his leather duster and the hat he never wears in the books, in front of a glowing circle of sigels, and standing amongst green crystals
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Yikes. This is not sustainable
Portion of a receipt showing purchase of 13.730 gallons of diesel at $5.499/gallon for a total of $75.50
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"Oh hi, we're completely restructuring the department, so please decide on your career goals this week so we know where to slot you."
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Two days on progesterone and two nights of the best sleep I've had in years. Here's crossing my fingers it's not a coincidence.
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You know, maybe Dolly knew that social media filling with clips of her joy of life was what we needed right now.
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
You know who also still needs to be pilloried more for making anti-vaccination mainstream? Jenny McCarthy
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'm trying SO hard not to put my right leg under me when I sit in my office chair because my hips are hurting me so bad. I need a positive reinforcement idea instead of negative aversion.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We're being told that if we sacrifice the rights of some people, then the rest of us get to keep our rights. We all know that's some BS.
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Stakes only get higher...that ending. Dun, dun, duuunn! Am I only allowed 300 pages per book? This doesn't make sense. 6345/8000
Cover of The Butcher's Masquerade, by Matt Dinniman

Donut the cat is in the spotlight, while above, Carl falls.
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
11yo, playing with his new school calculator: "Look! I made a new error!"
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My energy levels have been running somewhat higher than before, perimenopause aside, so when the post-exertional malaise does hit, it's an extra kick in the teeth.
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My thoughts exactly!
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
It's a tradition to have Kentucky Butter Cake for Joe's birthday. In the oven now. www.onceuponachef.com/recipes/kent...
onceuponachef.com
Kentucky Butter Cake - Once Upon a Chef (Bake-Off Winner!)
TESTED & PERFECTED RECIPE -- This old-fashioned vanilla butter cake drenched in syrup is the 1963 winner of the Pillsbury Bake-Off Contest.
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I had to send my contacts back yet again for a prescription fix. The original order was June 24th. This time the doc blamed it on difficulty dialing in my prescription. I guess starting age-related presbyopia combined with my -15 correction makes things harder.
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I was woken up last night by a bat scratching at the attic door. It wasn't loud, but my brain sure attuned to it as something weird. We ended up taping the bottom of the door to change the air flow, and that seemed to work. Definitely looking forward to the bat guy doing his work. Nightmare fuel.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Reminder: progressive is mainstream
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Re-read, and I'm going to take a small break before hitting Twelve Months. This book is A LOT. Probably a good thing he gave us ~5 years to get over it. 6045/8000
Cover of Battleground, by Jim Butcher 

Harry Dresden walks toward you, his staff aglow, Chicago burning behind him
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I guess my vacation payout is going to bat mitigation. They're in the attic again, and there was one flying around the basement last weekend (balloon frame), in addition to the couple we had in the spring. Gross.
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I went to a class. Look what I made! Just need to figure out how to hang it.
A small spider plant hangs in a white macramé plant hanger held in front of a bay of windows.
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Re-reading Battleground, and *that scene* hits as hard as it did the first time, and I knew it was coming.
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Thank you, whomever told me that a .edu email address will get you a one-time 20% discount at Target. Saved me almost $40 back to school shopping.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 01/08/2026
Start the clock. Now that Pirro has admitted the reflecting pool was Trump’s fault, who lasts longer? Pirro, or explosive diarrhea lettuce.
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I picked up the newest book in the series in Feb, and I started reading this in Jan, hoping to get caught up, since it's been 5 years and all I can remember of what was going on was *major spoiler*. Then I got distracted. On to Battleground, which is just the 2nd half of this book.
Cover of Peace Talks, by Jim Butcher

Harry Dresden, with his iconic leather duster, staff and hat (which is never worn in the actual books) stares out, debris flying around him
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Look at this stuff...isn't it neat? Soon my collection will be complete...
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
All right, I give up. I ran into library holds, and I'll probably be buying them anyway so we can re-read, so buying the next DCC. I usually only buy used books, and it's not very available used, so I had a bit of a mental hurdle.
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Speaking of doing things for myself, I went to a concert Wednesday, where Aimee Mann played the entirety of her album Bachelor No 2. It was absolutely lovely. And I went and got a Conglomeration at Mickey's beforehand, hadn't had one in years.
Aimee Mann holding a black acoustic guitar performing on stage against a vivid blue background. Kimon Kirk is to the right, playing base, and I think Micheal Lockwood on guitar to the left, his back facing the camera
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Very excited to have read 14 books so far this year, more than I have read since my kids were born. I think I'm going to up my goal to 8000 pages from 5000. Love doing things for me again.
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This was in my local library under a "local author" display. 9yo wanted to read it, so I had to preview to make sure it wasn't too scary. Real ghost, but not scary, mystery, slow burn romance. I enjoyed it. 5272/5000 Yay!
Cover of How to Live with a Ghost, by Melinda Wichmann

A two-and-a-half story farmhouse in watercolor tones sits on the right side of tge cover, with a brilliant orange maple tree across a path running up the center of the page
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I'm sorry, I will not be able to participate in the Jimothy Fandom at this time. He gives me saluki vibes, and that dog gives me nightmares.
Stock photo of a saluki dog, a greyhound-type body with longer, spindly legs, a smaller pointed head, and wispy hair at long ears, tail, and backs of legs
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The kids are finally diving into the diamond painting kits I got them two Christmases ago.
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I've been reading this one off and on...it was a slow starter for me. I feel like I would have enjoyed it more if I wasn't in the middle of action-packed DCC. It definitely picked up halfway through and I adored the dolphins the most.
Cover of Starter Villian, by John Scalzi

A tabby cat wearing a business suit and tie looks into the distance, like a LinkedIn profile picture
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I picked up my new contacts yesterday and when I went to put them in this morning, they had no prescription. I had to look in my actual eye to see if they were in there.
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Speaking of sexual content, I had been meaning to preview this book to give to 11yo. I was familiar with the authors from their webcomic, Oh Joy Sex Toy, and I really appreciated their informative and inclusive approach, and this book follows those values. It will be a good basis for discussion.
Cover of Let's Talk About It: The Teen's Guide to Sex, Relationships, and Being a Human

Seafoam colored background, with drawings of diverse characters in singles and couples around the title.
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Still devouring! I can tell re-reading will be a blast. A little more sexual references in this one than I was hoping for with my 11yo, and we had to have a talk before I handed it over. Hopefully most of it will go over his head for now.
Cover of The Gate of the Feral Gods by Matt Dinniman 

Yellow text on a black background, in the center Carl and Princess Donut are skydiving from a bi-plane
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
God, I think that was the worst migraine I've ever had. I'm going to have to get earplugs if sound is going to set me off like that again. I could hear Joe talking downstairs and it made me puke. 🤢
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Took 9yo to the post office to mail a sympathy letter internationally. She really is broken up over this cat. 💔
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
9yo's favorite internet cat died, and the grief has been pretty intense this morning.
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MdmeAlbertine @mdmealbertine.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I feel a lot less FOMO about not getting Savanna Banana tickets
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