iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

conrad potao 🍉 @mctrmt.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

we used to have a sticker that said “my other car is a picture of a car”. the current car has this one (I had to harp on my husband until he relented)

bumper sticker that says “what if this car had a tiny butthole? right here” with an asterisk where the butthole would be

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conrad potao 🍉 @mctrmt.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.

a woman, dressed in black and with her head cropped out of the photo, plunges her arm into the gaping maw of a hideous fiberglass model of a baby pelican.

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conrad potao 🍉 @mctrmt.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

This is Lucy; with us for just over 3 months. A lovable maniac rescued from dire straits!

a lil tuxedo cat on her back, plating with a bit of fur on a string. her mouth is open, her paws are a blur, and she is living her best life.

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conrad potao 🍉 @mctrmt.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Post your favourite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.

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conrad potao 🍉 @mctrmt.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

my husband got me gift certificate for a tattoo and he tried to take it back when I showed him what I was thinking of getting 😂

a David Shrigley drawing of a horseshoe with the word “horseshoe” above it

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conrad potao 🍉 @mctrmt.bsky.social · 08/10/2025

you should check out @jkpolk.bsky.social ‘s amazing masking jobs!

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conrad potao 🍉 @mctrmt.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

husband texted me his latest golf score

text one reads, “A fuckin' Logan's Run, A Network, a Bad News Bears, a King Kong!”
text two reads, “A Rocky, a Carrie, a Grizzly”

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conrad potao 🍉 @mctrmt.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context

antlered deer skull atop a tripod of dead wood, bundle of sticks hanging in the middle. the skull has a pink mask on its forehead. lush green background

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conrad potao 🍉 @mctrmt.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

if you see this, post your getaway vehicle

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conrad potao 🍉 @mctrmt.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

my mom’s reply to my latest text

text notification: mom cell, followed by the following string of emojis- kissy face, blushing wave, heart, old lady, wow cat, glass of wine, mug of beer, drunk face, spiral eyes, handstand, ninja

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conrad potao 🍉 @mctrmt.bsky.social · 07/04/2025

sometimes my brain short circuits while I am writing notes and what comes out of my hand looks nothing like what was in my head.

close-up of a hand written word in pen on loose leaf. it is supposed to say “online” but looks like, I don’t even know, your guess is as good as mine.

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conrad potao 🍉 @mctrmt.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

been trying to look up the bus schedule; this is all I got. usually it says there are no stops nearby (even if I am standing at a stop), but this time there’s only the abyss. thank you YQL transit

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conrad potao 🍉 @mctrmt.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Giving a silkscreen demo next week, and for once I’m doing something not Hot Cha related.

A line drawing of Neil Hamburger with the text “Hamburger Help Us”.

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conrad potao 🍉 @mctrmt.bsky.social · 16/11/2024

it is! (don’t forget the alt text when you post a photo)

the silhouette of a cat against a tv screen; on the screen is a bright red cardinal on a stump in a green forest. The cat is reaching to grab the bird.
cat tv at its finest.

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conrad potao 🍉 @mctrmt.bsky.social · 08/10/2024

Quoteskeet with the fictional character you are in your head.

Whats Her Face from Teen Girl Squad, with the words "rotary phone!"

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conrad potao 🍉 @mctrmt.bsky.social · 19/09/2024

Bluesky Homecoming Dance is coming up! What are you wearing?

John Flansburgh, with a slice of bread tucked behind each of the lenses of his glasses. The bread has holes so he can still see!

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conrad potao 🍉 @mctrmt.bsky.social · 19/09/2024

don’t watch this by accident

movie poster for The Burrowers: a human skull is half buried in the dirt in the foreground while off in the distance 4 cowboys on horseback against a sunset sky

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conrad potao 🍉 @mctrmt.bsky.social · 03/08/2024

my husband and a couple friends and I visited the museum yesterday. I didn’t take a single dino picture, but—

a green and black frog sits on a rock in a stream in the Royal Tyrrell Museum’s Cretaceous Garden

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conrad potao 🍉 @mctrmt.bsky.social · 30/07/2024

Quote with a game that’s nostalgic to you

a screenshot from Sega Genesis Duck Hunt. A duck has just been shot.

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conrad potao 🍉 @mctrmt.bsky.social · 29/07/2024

I have to say, this fake poo my husband and I purchased at the Pike Place Market 10 years ago has never stopped entertaining. We have an ongoing game where we hide it on one another, and sometimes it’s weeks before the other person finds it.

close up of a French press coffee maker with a fake poop in the bottom

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conrad potao 🍉 @mctrmt.bsky.social · 11/07/2024

got a text from a pal this morning

I had a dream about you. You got a PHD in some biology and went to work at some super secret lab. And you developed a cough and when your new coworkers found out, they held you a party and toasted you: “Now as you’re in the ecology of the lab, the ecology of the lab is in you”. And i was there as a guest and because you talked about me so much, they gave me these elaborate and expensive and beyond presents

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conrad potao 🍉 @mctrmt.bsky.social · 08/07/2024

I am cat-sitting for a few days; these are my charges. The chonk is Carl (Mister Chonk), the grey beauty is Sam (Princess), and Dante (Skeletor) is the oldest but sweetest man alive.

A very old brown and thin brown striped cat with white paws and a white chin, laying on his side on a rattan mat.

A dainty grey and white cat longing on a wooden coffee table.

A large brown striped cat laying on his side on a rattan matt.

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conrad potao 🍉 @mctrmt.bsky.social · 05/07/2024

this is the hat I wear when I’m on Bluesky:

A black and white photo of They Mihht Be Gianys’ John Flansburgh, sitting on the floor. He is wearing a suit and a very tall hat made of carpet.

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