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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Why dies Video Game food have to look so delicious.

a screen shot from Dark Souls showing the boss character known as "The Asylum Demon".

A huge, bipedal, bulbus creature with blue scales, a dirty yellow belly, massive bone horns on it's head, exposed teeth, and bone spikes sticking out of it's knees and elbows. It is easily four times the size of a man, and is wielding a massive two handed war mace

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Apparently the closest match was Massachusetts at 41% I don't know how to feel about this

A heatmap of the US showing areas my dialect sounds like it could be from.

The map indicates my dialect is similar to those in California, New England, and Florida.

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Me when I try to complete one (1) simple task

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Having a real relaxing morning watching a good show

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

"Expect the unexpected, Helldiver." Well, I uh, did not expect that, actually.

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I don't know why I made this, I've been unwell, that's my excuse This is your curse.

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

When you're playing in a RP server and the UK government decides to break your immersion.

A screenshot from the game Conan Exiles, showing a long hair, blonde, pale skinned androgynous man in heavy metal armour, with a two handed sword on his back, crouched down, smirking towards the camera, holding out his hand with two fingers extended in a mock gang sign, with a wall behind him, the wall has a massive purple square on it with the text "Content not viewable in your region" as the player image was clearly hosted on imgur, which is blocked in the UK

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

To be fair This isn't the first time that a parked bus has spelled disaster for England

A photograph of Boris Johnson and Theresa May, surrounded by press, standing in front of a big red bus with writing on it.

The writing (incorrectly) states: "We send the EU £350 million, lets fund our NHS instead"

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT LOOK AT MY NEW DOORSTOP A CAPYBARA! I HAVE A CAPYBARA BOUNCER FOR MY DOOR!

A white wooden door is slightly ajar, keeping it from closing is a small fluffy capybara.

It is very cute.

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

This is probably the most unintentionally ominous message I've ever gotten

a cropped and censored screenshot of a message from a hook-up website.

The persons name and location has been blacked out for their privacy. The text reads as follows:

"Man, 29, from [BLANK]"
"Send 20 hours ago"
"Last on 14 hours ago"

And then the message just simply says:

"Undoing"

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

I think a World of Darkness vampire just sent me a hook up request.

A cropped screenshot from a private message from a hook-up website. The users details have been covered for their protection

"Man, 34, from [REDACTED]"
"Sent just this minute!"
"Last on online now!"

"Hey ha daome wanna cum to kine"

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

WHY ARE MEN SO WEIRD "The fomo of your body parts sent me into a tailspin"

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

So I may have modded my game of Baldur's Gate 3 with INTERESTING results.

A screenshot of Baldur's Gate 3, showing my player character, a very dark skinned Tiefling, naked, walking away from the camera in a dark, moonlit forest, whilst a pale skinned, topless male stands resting against a tree facing him.

Unfortunately, due to mods, the pale skinned man's head is neckless, and his hair is floating above his head.

a closer look at the pair, the back of the player characters head can be seen, he is balled, with small dark horns at the front of his head curving backward. He is facing away from the camera, before him, facing the camera is Astarion, or rather, a modded version gone wrong.

His torso is fine, pale skinned, bare, his white curly hair pristine, but hovering inches above his bald head, which is sunken down into his torso.

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

My favourite signs are: "SCOTLAND NEED6 OURNDE" And *56K Dial Up Noise*

A cropped screenshot from an AI generated Scottish Labour political ad showing a bunch of blurry, distorted faces, holding up placards with distorted writing some of which is completely illegible.

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Gee, I guess the "experts" finally looked at a danged map. I made up this one, with assumes that the Nazgûl and Grond are launched in central Mordor. More likely installations in the far NW (which is why they can obliterate Rivendell) and along the Anduin.

A photo of a map of Middle-Earth, looking as if it has been drawn on old parchment.

The map has been sloppily edited to add in some "details."

at the top of the map, the title reads: "MORDORIAN NAZGUL & GROND RANGES"

Under that in smaller text it reads: "Approximate Nazgul & Grond Ranges I fucking made up"

There are three circles, all centred around the south eastern part of the map (Mordor)

The first, smallest, red circle is for Grond (Good boy)

The Second, medium circle is for Nazgul (Flappy birds)

The Third, final, and largest circle, is for Nazgul (Horsies)

Also there is an "ETHIOPIA" and an "EGYPT" randomly added to the map

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

My Elden Ring Twink is having a hard time of it (I need to see him destroyed)

A cropped screenshot from Elden Ring depicting a very twinky looking pale skinned man with blonde hair swept over his left eye, a gold headband, wearing a very light blue robe with gold trim. He is splattered head to toe in blood, with a blank expression on his face as if the horrors of combat have left him in a dissociative state

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

I think Elden Ring is trying to flirt with my Twinky Spellsword

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I'm playing an Elden Ring mod (Reforged) and it's pretty fun! Speaking of pretty, my character is a mix of sorcery and swords, with almost no health/armour and extreme mobility I can't block or take hits, but I can dodge! Also he is a pretty twink.

A screenshot from the game Elden Ring.

Inside a dimly lit cave, roots dangle down from the ceiling in between stalagtites. Fancy but ancient looking stone support pillars have been carved into the cave walls.

There is a green eerie glow from the cave, as large green crystals protrude from the walls, with many having been collected and placed in wooden buckets.

In the centre of the frame is my character, dressed in a light blue, almost white robe, with a golden headband over his forehead, He has blonde hair down to his chin, soft features and piercing blue eyes. In his gloved hands he has a fancy looking rapier in his right, and a wooden staff topped with a purple crystal in his left.

He stands in a very dainty manner, as he is a massive twink.

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

Remembering the time I made a bunch of completely original characters in conan exiles #HunterTheParenting

A custom character in the game Conan Exiles made to look like the character Big D from Hunter The Parenting.

He is a powerfully built, muscular man, wearing a yellow jacket a white fur lining. He rests a giant sword over his shoulder and has a lit cigar in his mouth.

A custom character from the game Conan Exiles dressed up to look like Kitten from Hunter The Parenting. He is a slender young man covered head to toe in a light blue top, with big grey mittens on his hands. His head has cat ears over his hood and his face is covered with a mask

A custom Conan Exiles character made to resemble The Great And Mighty Kevin from Hunter The Parenting. His is a dishevelled, gaunt looking man with pale white skin, a sharp pointy nose. Large round glasses, a long shaggy dark beard, and a massive blue wizard hat and blue wizard robe.

Also he is holding a gun.

A custom Conan Exiles character made to look like Marcus from Hunter The Parenting.

He is a large, broad man wearing a black leather jacket, with a white t-shirt on underneath. He has long red hair and is wearing dark shades.

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

To the surprise of perhaps not a single soul I am in fact, NOT Mira.

Mira Bingo!

The only squares selected are as follows:

Will kiss your tummy
Incredible flirt
Into pregnant woman
insane amount of creative hobbies in WILDY different fields
Condom removal play
Incredibly vivid sexts/ERP
Freeuse

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

Summoning in Souls games is like gambling Sometimes you get really good help Other times...

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I've been replaying Dark Souls 3 and invasions are lots of fun (sometimes)

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

I'm suddenly imagining HK-47 from Knights of the Old Republic, but instead of prefacing his sentences with a tone description, they just used a random AI blurb. Which is fucking awful.

HK-47, a copper coloured droid (robot) from Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic.

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 16/12/2025

Played some Helldivers 2 and... people need to pick their landing spots more carefully. At least he went out like a champ.

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

More than one, actually! (Plus one I saw in Eindhoven station)

Another clothing store shop front with the "SISSY-BOY" sign above the doors

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

When I stayed in Maastricht I was VERY surprised to see this shop

A photo of a clothing store front. Glass windows and glass doors and a sign above the door that reads "SISSY-BOY"

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

Going through old files and found two screenshots of the random time I had absurdly good turnip prices in Animal Crossing and @bouphe.bsky.social was one of the many people who visited my island!

A screenshot from Animal Crossing: New Horizons. A clean paved street with a tarmac road has colourful houses on one side of it. There are two people, one called Jamie and one called bouphe. They both have speech bubbles above their heads saying "Ello!" and "Hello!!" respectively.

Jamie is dressed in a royal looking purple outfit with yellow shades. Bouphe is dressed as a multi-coloured jester with pink shades on.

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Me running home from school to watch POKEMON on the TELLY

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

When you're finally coming out of a depressive episode and your emotions start working again

A screenshot of Obi-Wan Kenobi (portrayed by Ewan McGregor) inside a spaceship cockpit, with a sci-fi headset on. There is a space battle going on outside his cockpit. He looks concerned as he look ahead. The text beneath him reads "Oh I have a feeling about this"

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

IF YOU LOOK REALLY CLOSELY DURING THE "MOON LANDING" YOU CAN SEE A CLUE WE'RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS

A colour photograph of an Astronaut in a white space suit, facing the camera as he stands on the grey sandy surface of the moon, behind him, a flag is planted in the ground, the flag has been replaced by the Trans Pride Flag

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 17/11/2025

"Thanks to the power of Generative AI, we can now create new endings to unsatisfying TV show finales!" "Introducing, a newly created 'Lighter' version of the Sopranos ending"

Just a completely blank white image. Just pretend you just heard a bell as "don't stop believing" is playing.

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Scary Neighbourhood Jamie @mcsplosion.bsky.social · 04/11/2025

AI is stupid and I wish google (and everyone else) would let us turn it off

A screenshot of a google search for the phrase "I'm a baby xenomorph, where is mama, I'm scared"

The AI Overview answer is as follows:

"You are currently in a dark, warm, and confined space that smells of a thick resin, which is typical of a Xenomorph hive
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Mama (the Queen) is likely in the deepest, most protected, central chamber of the hive, where she lays the eggs. The other Xenomorphs (drones and warriors) protect this central location at all costs.
Xenomorphs use a hive mind or a system of pheromones and high-frequency sounds to communicate and maintain a connection with their Queen. Your instincts should be guiding you towards her location. Follow the strongest sense of the hive's collective consciousness, likely further into the warmth and the dense resin webbing. Stay within the hive structure, as that is where you will find safety and purpose within the colony."

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