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McSnee

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DC and Maine. 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦 Lawyer, drawyer, character flawyer. I don't argue with mouthbreathing idiots for free, so MAGAts will be cheerfully blocked. Crypto is a scam, and AI can fuck right off.

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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 4h
Sheesh. Where's your courage, Fox News? You lose one $787 million defamation lawsuit, and suddenly you get gun-shy about repeating Dear Leader's obvious lies to your credulous audience?
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 19h
Two of my favorite political commentators in one thread?!
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 19h
Also glad they finally made insurance for those.
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 21h
Turns out the White Sox remembered this too!
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Can we stop pretending this guy is named "Hassett"? We only have his word for that, and I can't imagine taking anything he has ever said as even a little accurate.
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*necessarily perpendicular to
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Russell Crowe: Are You Not Entertained?
ALT: Russell Crowe: Are You Not Entertained?
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Low quality toy-grade RC car that has minimal steering control and all-on or all-off throttle? This thing is a piece of trash. ... Oh, but the Hot Wheels model of it is probably worth buying!
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No, the typo was "celebrate." He meant to type "enjoy quiet satisfaction in the fully expected." Friggin' autocorrect.
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Setting aside the weird, fascist "genetics" claim, what credentials does either Brand or RFKlet have that should convince us they've devoted any time to studying the problems they claim to be attempting to address? I have a JD and an LLM like RFK, and I absolutely defer to *actual MDs* on health.
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My amazing wife took these amazing photos of our amazing dog being an amazing pain in the butt in our amazing back yard
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Announcing for the remedial class.
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mr. Mayor, you're still not my mayor, and I'm still sad about that (even though I have no intention of ever living in New York). You're setting an incredibly high bar for what it means to be a public servant and advocate for your policies. And I love it. Please never stop.
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
An evenly matched pair of cunts.
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THIS. Voting early on Monday. MAKE SURE YOU DO THE SAME AS SOON AS YOU'RE LEGALLY AND PHYSICALLY ABLE.
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I've been to Green, and their accent isn't all that.
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Man, I miss Waffle House patty melts and hash browns. Double plate, scattered and double covered.
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh, for fuck's sake, come the fuck on, Ron. "Media should be accountable for its funding!" ... using a story from the motherfucking Bezos Post?
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh, we're believing "terrorism" police allegations uncritically now? Cool.
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Love this for him. He should enjoy the shrinking not-in-prison time he has left.
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You like what you like! That's what's so great about art--we can all enjoy or be moved by different things.
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is NEVER worth mortgaging the farm system in the hope of a wild-card spot. It just isn't, and it's a lesson the Red Sox keep failing to learn.
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Charlton Heston's cold, dead corpse is now a free-gun dispenser that the NRA is legally required to keep restocked to avoid a massive false-advertising suit.
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A soccer organization? Staying strong against corruption? Hahahahahahahahahaha obviously that's never, EVER going to happen.
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Look at those Vs! Consummate!!
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You're not my mayor, but dang, I wish you were.
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How do I get on this list?!
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Finally, a sensible position we can all get behind. (Except I guess the vegans, but fuck them.)
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As long as you can bet on it, he doesn't care.
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It must exist, because "back straight" definitely does.
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It sure did help end the season!
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's a milquetoast country song. I like country, but I definitely don't get the apparent appeal of this particular song.
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Important reminder to read all the amendments and consider whether any of them contain rights you're not currently exercising but might need to.
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Christ, haven't we talked about him eno—oh, I see, you meant an actual ugly orange sportcoat on the other guy.
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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NCIS Double Keyboard Hacking Scene
Alt: NCIS--two actors poorly portraying "hacking" by typing simultaneously on the same keyboard while 1994-era windows appear on the CRT monitor
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Haha no it fucking doesn't.
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*four
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is RACE 2 LIVE the truck version of "Drive to Survive"?
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I mean, the rolling papers alone...
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Honestly a fantastic start to a Saturday morning--banger of a national anthem, super entertaining race, and now the whole weekend lies ahead.
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
She's the queen of special-interest earmarks.
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Damn. The Azerbaijani national anthem goes *hard.*
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If a team makes the MLB playoffs with a losing record, its opponent should get a ghost runner in every inning throughout the playoffs.
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gopher.
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
... And this is how we end up with the US Marshals in a shooting war with the US Secret Service.
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They will jump RIGHT BACK ON if they get elected, which is what those of us in Maine are ... shall we say ... "concerned" about.
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
*Uncrustables
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Technically, this is one of the rare occasions when Trump's statement is not a lie."
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Dammit, Greg. Does this mean that I can't use you as my "I have donated to a Republican campaign!" card anymore?
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McSnee @mcsnee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nah. They switch it up to keep it fresh. Some nights they only sing "mmbop." Some nights, when the crowd is really feeling it, they sing "mmmmbop." And this summer they switched it to "kylian" for two very special shows.
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