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Mitchell Clemons

@mclemons.bsky.social
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@tweetingdouche on Twitter Mitchell Clemons real name Here’s a podcast I helped write and create podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/pault… open.spotify.com/episode/3mrNy8oiMu…

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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ferguson has been as bad as Schoonmaker
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Get this shit over with so I can go watch Traitors
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
lol good night
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fuckin hell
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Are you fucking kidding me?
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh my Fluornoy
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Those throws got progressively worse
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
2 shit calls on first and second down and now the cowboys might not see the ball the rest of the half
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A terrible secondary couple with a mediocre pass rush is a recipe for penalties
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dirk!!!
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Good start
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When did Tony Gonzalez get that goatee?
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh my god right at the wall
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The thought of Rodney Dangerfield living in Keanu Reeves mind is killing me.
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The way I’d lose my mind if my catcher missed 2 challenges in like 3 pitches in the 3rd inning
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can only see this Collars and Co commercial about a dozen more times before I finally buy one.
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Kiké Hernandez is the Robert Horry of the baseball playoffs
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ROBO!!!
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Greetings from the AAC
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Timon talks to Pumbaa
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
lol at that not being grounding
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Chuba!!!
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hutchinson looks gigantic next to Bryce
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You’ll be shocked to learn that I told my mom to google JD Vance couch fucker and she did not do that
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jesus that Thornton injury
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Thank you Demeco for calling those timeouts
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
FUCK YEA CEEDEE!!!!
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cowboys strategy to let Will Anderson go unblocked is a curious one
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That OU education telling him not to get out of bounds
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Stupid fucking goal line fades
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shut the fuck up Olsen
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That was super pass interference and he still caught it
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How the fuck is that a personal foul?
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Alright more fuckups
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Let’s remove any fucking run play involving Ceedeee
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ma did not want to hear my rant on whoever runs for President should pick Larry Bird as their VP
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
N Word ball?
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It should be illegal to wear 47 as a qb
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Mark Followill is arguably the best NBA pbp guy in the league so it’s always weird hearing him call like the 8th best Big 10 game
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DOINK!
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
4th quarter Bama
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ashamed at how much I struggled with the jeopardy sports test
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shit I think they’re gonna win that challenge
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh wings you’re killing me
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
HOO DAMN ARIKE!!!
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Paige needs to step up
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Valkyries getting all the weakass calls
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How does George Lucas not have front row tickets?
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh damn Paige!!!
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Mitchell Clemons @mclemons.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Helluva close to the half Wings!!!
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