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MCKelpish

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Morgan Coffey. Writer. Fighter. Observant. Salty.

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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 2h
The metabolism to indulge at will.
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hulk smash.
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leftylady.bsky.social @leftylady.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think we need to overpower an attempted coup first.
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That, and all the legacy rich white boy shit that's been going on for decadea.
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Love that shit.
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm sure there are 300,000 people outside.
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Either from FOX to the WH or from the WH to FOX.
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS!
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Them. Making out. I apologize.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
😕 🌎 🔥
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God @thegodshow.com · 05/10/2026
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Russia, Russia, Russia! "
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The amount of effort to discredit and silence witnesses doesn't mean they weren't believed. It's worse than that.
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
And Jason Robards!
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Not a joking time, but... Ivermectin, stat!
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He's the one in the room who didn't get his turn, so he doesn't think he's a rapist.
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like The Portrait of Dorian Gray, but we witness his deterioration in real life, too.
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Same bros who believe AI can take the place of friends.
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Same bros who believe AI can cure loneliness.
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But he learned an important lesson, so there's that.
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free...
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's to be expected.
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Now you're just being silly.
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𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 03/10/2026
Okay, Dems. Let’s not get cocky.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/10/2026
A tiny bit of gentle advice for the men: before you try to explain or pontificate anything about the Cornell 7 to a woman, please remember chances are she’s already an expert 🙏🏻
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Love this 👇
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What a pig. I take that back. Apologies to pigs.
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And even when we win, the fight to enforce it begins.
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She is gross.
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dude!
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Totally expcted. Give Offenders Pardons.
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lordy. Not only is that true, but just now, I realize how insane it is!
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Exactly.
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They say it with tears in their eyes, " Sir, nobody is more incompetent."
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And Trump Republicans will be on record defending rapists.
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, thinking he got George Washington wrong, too.
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And Trump will side with the rapists again.
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
First thought, EXCELLENT! Second thought, this is going to get really ugly.
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When they were children, these people tortured animals.
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
THIS!
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Cheryl Harris @cdh111.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate that the biggest story from Jack Smith's testimony yesterday was that kerfuffle with that Senator looking like an idiot for confusing the Iowa Hawkeyes w/the Atlanta Hawks. It's obscured the important story of the crimes of which Jack Smith was investigating DJT + the evidence uncovered.
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Unfortunately, he still took a media-supported victory lap.
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Exactly! He just needed the clips for his media circuit tour, and they all claimed victory to an audience that wants to believe it.
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Awww. He made a vision board!
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't worry. He's got Elon, Newton, and this guy:
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That doesn't seem super intelligent.
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MCKelpish @mckelpish.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All he needs is the clips to hit the media circuit and declare victory to an audience that wants to believe it.
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