Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 9hSix months of this absolute munchkin 🩷 we love you Baby Maeve 070
Reposted by Katie McIvorHannah Colbert @tanglepretty.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Today's SFF story: The Somnambulist by @mckatie.bsky.social. “I knew you’d be here,” he says. Something troubled and uncertain distorts his schoolboy vowels. “I had a dream about it.” I love bogs and mysteries and main characters who are in way over their heads. www.3lobedmag.com/issue46/3lbe...3lobedmag.com3LBE Magazine - The Somnambulist by Katie McIvorIt was supposed to be a simple job. I fly into Edinburgh and get the gun from a contact in the Grassmarket. All smooth. I check into my hotel near the mark's flat and spend a couple hours scoping out ... 142
Reposted by Katie McIvorKatie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Didn't realise my baby had been studying for her diploma in Advanced Sleep Deprivation from the Institute of Professional Torturers, but she tried out some of her techniques on me last night and I believe she has a promising career ahead of her 061
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Didn't realise my baby had been studying for her diploma in Advanced Sleep Deprivation from the Institute of Professional Torturers, but she tried out some of her techniques on me last night and I believe she has a promising career ahead of her 061
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026First (or only?!) acceptance of the year 😎static.klipy.comHappy Baby Laughing in Shopping CartALT: Happy Baby Laughing in Shopping Cart 390
Reposted by Katie McIvorKatie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Excusez-moi, French wikipedia, but qu'est-ce que c'est is un 'wonny'? 😂 022
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Excusez-moi, French wikipedia, but qu'est-ce que c'est is un 'wonny'? 😂 022
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'm worried i wont always remember all the weird and adorable things our 2yo says. Like how she calls washing up liquid "green", or if someone looks cross she'll say "there's a lot of stern on his face". I love her so much 😭 020
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026My husband farted in the middle of the night so loudly the toddler who sleeps in the room next door woke up and screamed "What was that" 031
Reposted by Katie McIvorKatie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 03/09/202615 day R from big daddy The Dark, oh yeah we're so back 061
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 03/09/202615 day R from big daddy The Dark, oh yeah we're so back 061
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Horror friends, what are some beginner-level horror films/series that won't mess with my head too much? Usually love scary films but postpartum anxiety has been harshing my vibe, and at this rate me and my poor husband will be watching Spookily the Square Pumpkin for halloween 😭 430
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Sometimes having small kids is great. Sometimes it's improvising 50+ verses of A Hedgehog Is Very Prickly in the shower to keep the baby entertained, while your husband fights for his life putting the toddler to bed, and you feel like you are in an advert for contraceptives 🫠 120
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026*Interaction I had my first week at Cambridge* Posh English guy: My dad is a priest. My dumb Celtic ass, wide-eyed at the scandalous gossip: Omg a Catholic priest?! Him: *poshly scoffing* No, of course not. That would have made my existence rather problematic, don't you think? 250
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026So lovely to see a review of my little gardening horror story 😎 thank you for the kind words Michael! The Allotment is available to read here: dl.bookfunnel.com/ei4nhw30dqdl.bookfunnel.comDownload your copy of TFB JOURNAL: ISSUE 3Looking for your next favorite read? Find it here on BookFunnel, available for a limited time only. 010
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026It must suck being a second child. With my first baby, there's no way I'd have ever left her lying on a changing mat while I made lunch - the darling princess must have her baby gym or her bouncy chair! Second baby? Meh, as long as she's not crying it's probably fine 🙈 130
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Just sent off my first short story submission since *checks notes* January 😭 2120
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Suddenly remembered about the time I got on a plane and had to show the air hostess our tickets on my phone but she swiped the wrong way and got a photo of this My First Hitler Book i found in the library 010
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Forever behind on this sort of thing, but I finally had a look at the 2025 Stoker Awards recommended list aaaaand... The Somnambulist was on it! I had so much fun with this story, it's really nice to see it getting some love 🥰 140
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Me trying to swap boobs while my baby screams at me 150
Reposted by Katie McIvorKatie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 10/07/2026A postpartum poem for my Maeve 🩷 011
Reposted by Katie McIvorKatie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026This happened to me 4hrs after giving birth, when they wanted to move me off labour ward & send husband home. Crying, shaking, midwife offering "reassurance". Got to pp ward, had a >1.5L haemorrhage, sent straight back to labour ward. At least they let husband stay after that 🙃 031
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026This happened to me 4hrs after giving birth, when they wanted to move me off labour ward & send husband home. Crying, shaking, midwife offering "reassurance". Got to pp ward, had a >1.5L haemorrhage, sent straight back to labour ward. At least they let husband stay after that 🙃 031
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Reading a novel atm that's making me think a lot about chapter lengths. What would you say is the ideal length for a chapter? Does too short = annoying, too long = relentless? Or do you prefer if they vary in length? 📚 430
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 25/06/2026We had a visitor in the kitchen yesterday! Not sure what kind of bird (song thrush maybe?) but she was fine and flew out again without even pooping anywhere 030
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Having the Breastfeeding Hungries when it is This Hot truly is a 0/10 experience 😭 010
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Our 2.5 year old believes that the dehumidifier collects water out of the air, we empty it into the sink, and it fills the sink up with water which we access by means of the taps. This is so sensible and clever I don't have the heart to tell her it's completely wrong 😂 140
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 21/06/2026I'm so obsessed with getting gas out of my baby. I love knowing the exact way to fold her little legs up to help her fart, or exactly where to rub her back to get the burps out. Ridiculously satisfying 🥰 020
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 15/06/202610 weeks postpartum, brain fried, crying over a Pampers advert 🙈 send help 060
Reposted by Katie McIvorFusion Fragment @fusionfragment.bsky.social · 02/06/2026FFer Read of the Day: "The Somnambulist" by @mckatie.bsky.social in @3lobedmag.com www.3lobedmag.com/issue46/3lbe...3lobedmag.com3LBE Magazine - The Somnambulist by Katie McIvorIt was supposed to be a simple job. I fly into Edinburgh and get the gun from a contact in the Grassmarket. All smooth. I check into my hotel near the mark's flat and spend a couple hours scoping out ... 171
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 01/06/2026An unanticipated perk of breastfeeding is actually having more time than usual to read! When someone else is watching the toddler that is 😂 I just finished Katabasis and have started A Stranger in Olondria 📚 172
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Thrilled to have a story in the latest Three-Lobed Burning Eye anthology! If you like stories about insomniac hitmen, creepy deer, and Scottish bogs, 'The Somnambulist' is for you 🦌 Huge thanks to Andrew @3lobedmag.com for publishing my weird stuff! 181
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Things that did not send me into labour: - kerb walking - climbing stairs sideways - exercise ball - eating dates - spicy food - baking a Hurry Up Baby cake Things that DID send me into labour: - my toddler wandering over with a huge spider crawling up the side of her neck 🕷 😶 030
Reposted by Katie McIvorKatie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I kind of missed this at the time due to having just had a baby, but LOOK at this gorgeous cover and line-up of extremely awesome people!! So happy my story 'The Somnambulist' is included in the anthology 🥰 😍 031
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 23/04/2026I kind of missed this at the time due to having just had a baby, but LOOK at this gorgeous cover and line-up of extremely awesome people!! So happy my story 'The Somnambulist' is included in the anthology 🥰 😍 031
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Happy due date baby girl! Time to get your lil butt out of there now 😂 091
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 12/03/2026The nesting urge is really wild. 38 weeks pregnant, exhausted, sore, in charge of a toddler, and my home has never been so clean and organised 🫠 040
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 22/02/2026Today is a bit of a milestone - we are now as far along in this pregnancy as we were the day Marnie was born! So happy that everything seems to be going more smoothly this time round 🤞 and thankful as always for NHS Scotland and their excellent medical care ❤️ 050
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 19/02/20262yo is learning grammar and it's so fascinating. At first she only referred to herself in 3rd person ("Marnie want some apple"), then had a long phase of weirdly using 2nd person ("Did you have fun at the playpark?"), and she's now using 1st person ("I just want some grapes") 040
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Weird side effects this pregnancy that I didn't get last time: - Low iron (feels like I'm dying unless I eat a steak) - One toe went randomly numb for weeks - Tiny but constant amounts of blood inside my nose - No appetite except for very bland food - Pelvic girdle pain arghhh 😫 140
Reposted by Katie McIvorKatie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Hello friends, looking for recommendations - is there like a French version of Elena Ferrante's Neapolitan series? Complicated female friendships, marriage / children, that kind of thing, but in French? 003
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Hello friends, looking for recommendations - is there like a French version of Elena Ferrante's Neapolitan series? Complicated female friendships, marriage / children, that kind of thing, but in French? 003
Katie McIvor @mckatie.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Our daughter, who is 2 years and 1 month old, just hit me with "I'm not a baby any more" 😭 truly the sass begins early 040