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Mickie's Manifesto

@mcieg.bsky.social
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Risk Management specialist, North man, Veteran. Michael Cohen and I don't like each other. Daily thoughts.

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Mickie's Manifesto @mcieg.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I hope Southern States are excited for $200 Christmas trees this time next year. If they can't afford them we can just be like, "oh happy holidays!" And when they rage like, "reeeee it's merry Christmas!" We can be like, "oh yeah, where's your tree then?" #MAGA
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Mickie's Manifesto @mcieg.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
50% of Yellowstone is shitty cowboy b roll.
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David Pakman @davidpakman.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
😂
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Mickie's Manifesto @mcieg.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
The only thing that gets me through the Sunday Scaries is remembering there's a new episode of #TheDavidPackmanShow tomorrow.
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Mickie's Manifesto @mcieg.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Trump will stain white curtains if he stands too close to them.
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Mickie's Manifesto @mcieg.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
What is the #MAGA stance on men wearing makeup? I'm okay with it, but since the #PrezElect and #VPElect both seem to EDC a compact, I'd be interested to see what the official stance is.
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Mickie's Manifesto @mcieg.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Why does the #FirstBuddy have what appears to be breasts protruding from under his rib cage?
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Mickie's Manifesto @mcieg.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Trump told Americans to inject disinfectant into their bodies to cure Covid19. Surely, this was the inspiration for Matt Gaetz to take it a step further and inject viagra directly into his balls.
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Mickie's Manifesto @mcieg.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
#MattGaetz boofed viagra up his poop chute to prolong the R word of a child. Even if the #EthicsCommittee doesn't release the report, we here will all still know that after losing access to the veins in his crotch. He resorted to taking them as suppositories.
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Mickie's Manifesto @mcieg.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Donald Trump is literally sitting in front of Fox news all day... Nominating anyone that says anything nice about him. Irregardless to who rhey are, what their qualifications are, or who they SAd. I bet if I got in front of a Fox camera for 5 minutes I could be the next Secy of Commerce.
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Mickie's Manifesto @mcieg.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Even if the #EthicsCommittee doesn't release the #GaetzReport, I'm still here to tell you that Matt Gaetz hard lined viagra directly into his piss sack.
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Mickie's Manifesto @mcieg.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Under #Trump2.0 it's only a matter of time until we see #Tesla offering generational contracts to their workers. Musk is a Bond villian, his main goal is more worker bees for his empire.
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Mickie's Manifesto @mcieg.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
What's the over/under for Trumps new AG pick having some sort of SA allegations?
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Mickie's Manifesto @mcieg.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social What would it take to get MTN access to the White House Press Room?
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Mickie's Manifesto @mcieg.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
To Catch a Predator, but instead of busting men meeting children. It will be busting closeted #MAGA men coming to have gay Trump role-playing sex with other MAGA men. This would have great success, we'd see elected officials as well as "family men" coming to do the dirty Don.
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Mickie's Manifesto @mcieg.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
When the #MattGaetz report comes out, all of America is going to learn that you can inject crushed up Viagra directly into your balls.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
What could go wrong?
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