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Mike, the baptist.

@mchrisbrand.bsky.social
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A coach and voice in the wilderness.

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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 11h
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Man Adjusting Holster in Warehouse
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 15h
Funny. I never voted for Trump even once yet here I am making do with the shit pile this guy created for me.
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
What a stupid fucking post. Why are we thanking the guy that provided the arsonist with the match because he doesn't like where the fire spread.
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
They say you can't win at Coors field, but someone wins every time a game is played there. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Alliance Against Gun Violence and Gun Violence Ticker. @gunviolenceticker.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Alliance Against Gun Violence and Gun Violence Ticker. @gunviolenceticker.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
48% of the electorate will always vote Republican.
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Can we please stop pretending court orders matter?
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I guess I'm the only one who found it slow and boring. 😅 But I am glad you all enjoyed it.
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
1. You get the govt you deserve. This guy needs to learn he is the problem not the solution. 2. Ossof is an incumbent elected without this guy's vote. GA doesn't go blue because they flip the NAZI vote. It goes blue because of people who have moved to the state and because of black women voting.
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
If your only gripe is gas prices, just keep voting Republican. We don't need politicians catering to these fucks.
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm from Georgia. The depth of stupid is off the charts. Didn't you hear him say he voted for Trump three times? And the only thing that bothers him is gas prices. Fuck him.
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
-err, not a paychopath
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That's why you aren't crazy
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Stupid fuck. Should have listened to the people telling him himself.
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If only we had a free press to go with it.
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A good therapist will take months to diagnose you. maybe you can stump her.
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That's not an formal DSM diagnosis. You are probably informally diagnosed though. 😅
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
She wants to be Megan Kelly soooo bad!
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Lights
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Not in Denver.
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Poor Antique Guy, couldn't bring himself to admit he supports an adjudicated rapist so he blocked me. 🤣🤣
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Ivan Drago: I Must Break You
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Conan O'Brien's Iconic Scissor Dance
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bet he won't answer.
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Is Trump an adjudicated rapist?
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You really are a dumb piece of shit aren't you?
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Check out the smooth brain on Brad!
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You really are a dumb piece of shit aren't you. Not a critical thinking wrinkle of brain in your head is there?
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
So you post hits from a guy who was the associate director of the FBI, read all the epstein files, and chose not to do anything about it?
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Welp, Jesus WAS publicly executed.
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dear ALL active Military: if you aren't defecting or going awol or standing up to your commanders, you have betrayed your oath.
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm sure this was a big topic of conversation between Hakeem Jeffries and Kushner, huh?
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fuck off and die, you dumb piece of shit.
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Can we please stop with the ass-snifing of the military?! Wtf did they do that was so heroic. Let's be honest: most of them voted for Trump and enjoy being terrorists fighting illegal and useless wars. Fuck them all for not dissenting and violating their oathes.
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What exactly were they doing over there? Who were they protecting me from again?
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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I Heard That Barf
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Its estimated that 1/4 pregnancies ends in miscarriage thus making God, he who stitches us together on our mother's womb, the number 1 abortion provider in the world. Also, see Numbers chapter 5 where God empowers the priests to be abortion providers.
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You really are dumB piece of shit, aren't you?
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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The Tick's Iconic SPOOOOON!!! Battle Cry
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She = 🤡
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One of the most literal things Jesus ever says is that it's easier for a camel to walk through the eye of a needle tann a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This guy quotes fox news as if they didn't settle a defamation lawsuit for 3/4 of a billion dollars.
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Inhale, exhale, I just got my ballott in the mail..."
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Attack Of
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lift with your legs!!
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Mike, the baptist. @mchrisbrand.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Alfred Nueman: Mad Magazine Magician Cover
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