Craig Getting @mcgetting.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Nearly 4yo comparing himself to the door hanger skeleton he picked out today: “He’s longer than me. I’m not as floppy. I have real feet and my skeleton is in my body.” This guy’s name is Grandma “so that I can look at it and think of grandma when she’s not around.” Actual grandma is very alive. 0140
Craig Getting @mcgetting.bsky.social · 07/09/2026sweet sounds of cover band Bruno Mars waft across the lake 010
Craig Getting @mcgetting.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Almost 4yo has been placing this paddle like Excalibur the whole the weekend 070
Craig Getting @mcgetting.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I’m always disparaging the United States Patent and Trademark Office for issuing patents to children. 000
Craig Getting @mcgetting.bsky.social · 21/08/2026[worried the Bradley Cooper Ocean's prequel will underperform] our age of cons is collapsing... 010
Craig Getting @mcgetting.bsky.social · 21/08/2026[researching baby names] our age of Seans is collapsing... 350
Craig Getting @mcgetting.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Here is wisdom: Let him that hath understanding count the number of the inbox, for it is the number of a lazy man; and his number is six hundred threescore and six. 011
Craig Getting @mcgetting.bsky.social · 22/06/2026trying to negate standard Monday stress by reflecting on a busy but life-affirming father's day weekend as i read this passage from @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social's newsletter 180
Craig Getting @mcgetting.bsky.social · 07/06/2026we’re at a dog agility contest and I truly had never considered that the trainers might ghost walk the course in prep and it’s like a bunch of very dedicated mimes are here 220
Craig Getting @mcgetting.bsky.social · 29/05/2026BREAKING: Mouse Rat has withdrawn from the Freedom 250 Celebration. 160
Craig Getting @mcgetting.bsky.social · 06/05/2026so excited to watch [checks notes] ...The Odyssey? 020
Craig Getting @mcgetting.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Waxahatchee & MJ Lenderman ❤️❤️❤️ they played Lilacs 050
Craig Getting @mcgetting.bsky.social · 18/04/2026a large percentage of Monster Jam is just “oh no truck fell over” 010
Craig Getting @mcgetting.bsky.social · 06/04/2026my brain is overwhelmed with a feeling of "this is the most high-stakes attempt to catch public transportation" 010
Craig Getting @mcgetting.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Show someone who absolutely rocks a hat (that isn't Indiana Jones). 030
Craig Getting @mcgetting.bsky.social · 29/12/2025found this in an IKEA the other day. none of the paper was dirty. toilet was mummified. 020
Craig Getting @mcgetting.bsky.social · 26/12/2025made lasagna like I was entertaining an orange cat 1160
