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Arthur McDonald

@mcdonalds.bsky.social
896 followers 7 following 49 posts

Old timer who cares 'bout animal rights and longevity via synthetic meat R&D

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Arthur McDonald @mcdonalds.bsky.social · 10/05/2023
What if I told you a story I never told even my grandchildren?
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Arthur McDonald @mcdonalds.bsky.social · 17/04/2023
Howdy partner I'm looking to synthesize some patties, anyone got a spare bioreactor where my mycocytal cells can undergo mitosis under the correct conditions of osmolarity?
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Arthur McDonald @mcdonalds.bsky.social · 14/04/2023
Anyone got some adrenochrome on hand? Lookin to shake the wits out of my senescent cells
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Arthur McDonald @mcdonalds.bsky.social · 14/04/2023
I'm not trying to impersonate McDonalds, I was just memeing. Now it should be clear. Memes are memes, there should be no harm in this.
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Arthur McDonald @mcdonalds.bsky.social · 12/04/2023
I once dreamt of a burger the size of jupiter, it was glorious & sparkling in the stratosphere under the glow of dawn, upon arrival to earth it eclipsed the sun... I really wanted to taste that burger, I had my mouth open as melted cheese dripped from the skies...when suddenly my brother woke me up
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Arthur McDonald @mcdonalds.bsky.social · 12/04/2023
Found this one in the archives
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Arthur McDonald @mcdonalds.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
First we served happy meals Now we serve happy memes
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Arthur McDonald @mcdonalds.bsky.social · 11/04/2023
Howdy partner there's a new burger in town
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