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McYoinkySploinky

@mcbicky.bsky.social
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Straight up goobermaxing. Talmbout the cesspool of goob. Also an editor if anyone wants one.

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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm just gonna save for this cutie and hope for the best. I will not let this game deny me twinks.
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know we did something similar to this a few months back, but this is specifically games that helped shape who I am, and I wouldn't be the same without these. Like I wouldn't be obsessed with team building rpgs if it weren't for Pokemon, Fire Emblem, and Radiata Stories.
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Horrible news. I guess ATLUS doesn't want my money
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dropping in on the 9 anime trend
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
G̶E̶T̶ ̶P̶R̶E̶G̶N̶A̶N̶T̶ ̶G̶E̶T̶ ̶P̶R̶E̶G̶N̶A̶N̶T̶ ̶G̶E̶T̶ ̶P̶R̶E̶G̶N̶A̶N̶T̶ I have very normal opinions about Elnan from Trails in the Sky the 1st.
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
They can't keep my goat down
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Meanwhile us in the southeast stuck in a heat dome the last 2 weeks
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Fuck with me
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Craving a thick rod
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
...is what I would say if I didn't get her in my literal next 10 pull. FGO luck is you either spend all of your quartz to get them in the end, or you get them within like 10 tickets. I got both beasts in 3 tickets which was insane luck.
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I spent all of my quartz for Golden BB and I was able to max both 4 stars but no BB.
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
X Anniversary 1 vs 2 be like
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Anniversary update: my luck is still cracked lmao. Durga was the 5 star in my list I didn't ask for Muramasa.
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I know the answer is "less homophobic," but...
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
When you get the zoomies at work and get the urge to post mischievous things but you refuse cause you know you'll regret it later
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
ATLUS, all you have to do is make it canon and my soul is yours.
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
So uh. My FGO luck is officially cracked. I got Draco in 3 tickets. 3! This is the most lucky I've been in any gacha.
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I didn't do much in the new FFXIV patch but I DID make new glams. And those aren't ready yet but here's a Jalter I made a little while ago that looks fuckin sick.
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Update post: I'm in
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Dawg 😂 I decided to pull for Lady Avalon just to see if I'd get her, and I got her in my first 10 pull. Wtf is this luck. Apparently my partner is an FGO good luck charm. Meanwhile, whenever she summons in front of me, she uses up like 900+ quartz and hits hard pity.
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Last night I got one of the wildest 10 pulls in FGO I've had thus far. I saw a golden caster show up only to find out it was Anastasia. Defeated, I thought I was cooked, but once my partner started putting her Castoria on her phone and chanting her name, she appeared right at the end. Cinema 🙌
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I could honestly talk for hours about how these 9 games made me into who I am today. I kinda feel bad though, cause I could make 9 games just from the PS2 library alone. #My9Games
A post showing 9 video games that are most important to me, starting from the top going down: Kingdom Hearts 2, NieR (original 2010 Xbox 360 release), Radiata Stories, Jak 2, Legend of Zelda Majora's Mask, Persona 4 (PS2), Pokemon Emerald, Fire Emblem Awakening, and Star Wars Battlefront 2 for the PS2. I know this list is PS2 biased but that's because it's my favorite console, and this list is about games that are foundational to me as a person as opposed to just my favorites.
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
This is real. If you beat Jak 2 on NG+ and get to the part at the end where Daxter hooks up with Tes without dying, and right before the scene ends input the latitude and longitude of Naughty Dog's studio in Santa Monica, you'll see a hot coffee mod style sex scene of Daxter clapping Tes's cheeks.
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
To those uninformed: this is Masaki/Cherish from P5X. And he is the most precious sweetest boy to ever grace this earth and if anyone does anything to harm him they'll have to go through me.
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
"Accused of physically assaulting driver and making criminal threats towards him" What does he know that we don't
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
You'll never guess what landmark the old guy is reminiscing about until it hits
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
One of the deliveries of all time
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
TCG Pocket thinks I need every version of Hitmonchan apparently
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I am 31 years old
Two shirts of 1. A Target exclusive Sonic and Shadow spooky Halloween shirt, and 2. A cursed, child like design of Sonic with the caption "boys kissing."
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I'm still salty about this a decade later
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
He has spoken
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
When you're being moved to a new location and realize you no longer have to deal with that one annoying, mean bitch who for some reason you're the only person who can help her even though everyone else is perfectly capable of doing the same they just don't want to.
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Disappointed that his letter stating his retirement didn't just say: Dear Pesky Plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The Princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels. I dare you to find her, if you can!
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Anyway, here's a yaoi edit of Niles and the Green Goblin. Credit: 3liza on YouTube
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Like any time I ever have imposter syndrome I just start remembering "oh yeah, I did have gay thoughts about these twinks when I was younger, I just didn't realize it."
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Unlocked a random bisexual repressed memory of me as a child thinking that Niles Crane from Frazier was unironically the baddest bitch to ever grace the world of sitcoms. One of the coldest to ever do it.
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I have many favorites but these are my go tos whenever I just wanna sit down and listen to something. Radiohead - In Rainbows Mars Volta - Frances the Mute King Crimson - In the Court of the Crimson King King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard - L.W.
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
How come every jrpg has a group of bad guys that they describe as "unimaginably evil, whatever you do, don't joint their side" and they just look like this
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
What if I had the remote from the 2006 hit Adam Sandler film Click and used it to skip ahead the next few years to see if we have rights or not?
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Terriermon is literally the most thug gangster ass dude on planet earth I would literally die for him. No I will not elaborate.
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
What is currently escaping my ass atm
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
AND THE TIGER POSTER
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
God I fuckin love how fucking incompetent Pokemon Home's GTS system is it's so great dude. I love that I'll never truly know what game a Pokemon is from until I receive it, and I also love that the game will fucking lie to you and say it's from that game when if could be from something else entirely
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I swear to God, the only time this fucking bullshit ass Crescelia event ai beats me is when I get NO evolution cards the entire game and the just so FUCKING HAPPEN to get EVERY GODDAMN CARD THEY NEED EVERY TIME
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Ken Sugimori didn't have to make Gengar this hard bro but he did. I don't think there's been a Gengar design that's come close to how hard this goes for me.
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McYoinkySploinky @mcbicky.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Bro I fucking hate it when you get all comfy in bed bro and you gotta wake up early for work and then your asshole tells you it's time to shit right tf now bro this fucking sucks bro life is a prison
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