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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 01/09/2026

Be aware that if you: Have your A.I. log a ticket with the Helpdesk, your same A.I. is also then posting updates to the same ticket, and DMing me via Slack, then it is game on and I am going to take this as an invitation that you want me to attempt to break your A.I. automation.

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 19/08/2026

Auditors: Can you show us your pen-testing and vulnerability management process? Me: [ shows them ] Auditors: And this pen test report, can you show us this first vulnerability? Me: Ackchyually, those are 'findings' Also me: I think I know why people hate us

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 05/08/2026

These aren't the droids you're looking for, butt

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BSides London @bsideslondon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

The #BSidesLDN2026 "No REST 'Til Hammersmith' Call for Papers, Rookies and Workshops is no official open! #Security #BSides #London #CFP

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 02/06/2026

Amazing work by Palo Alto. To release a product with a priv-esc on 1x O/S is really quite something. But, to release a product that has priv-esc across Windows, macOS and Linux is really quite an achievement. security.paloaltonetworks.com/CVE-2026-0251

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CVE-2026-0251 GlobalProtect App: Local Privilege Escalation Vulnerabilities

Multiple local privilege escalation vulnerabilities in the Palo Alto Networks GlobalProtect™ app allow a local user to escalate their privileges to NT AUTHORITY\SYSTEM on Windows and root on macOS and...

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Cooper @ministraitor.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Today, after a long battle with cancer, we lost @fvt.bsky.social His wife asked that we share the news of his passing, "His love for the community that he was in (as a curmudgeon 🤣). His joy for being involved with every thing that he & any team that he worked with. He fought to the very end."

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 24/04/2026

I love that I can say to almost anyone, of any age, in any location, that we're going to see "the Rickroll Guy" in concert this weekend, and they all instantly know who I'm talking about.

You clicked the link, you took the bait,
A music video sealed your fate.
Rick Astley's face fills up your screen,
The greatest trap the web has seen.
Never gonna let you go —
You should have known, but here we are though.

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 21/04/2026

Damn. It's such a shame about his "bone spurs" and letter excusing him from mommy, otherwise countless lives could have been saved by him taking part.

Quote from Trump: "I would have won Vietnam very quickly"

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 16/04/2026

The 's' in 'vibe coding' stands for 'security'

even AI needs to sanitise the inputs of the content it creates, otherwise hackers gonna hack

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 14/04/2026

If I were to win the lottery, I would opt for anonymity. However, there would be signs. ebay.us/m/VVo48m

Image shows a Commodore Amiga 4000 for sale on eBay.
Current price, as I type this, is £1,607.08
Page is: https://ebay.us/m/VVo48m

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 11/04/2026

$earthPopulation+=4 Welcome home Artemis II. You've been missed.

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 14/02/2026

Roses are red Microscopic, unicellular photosynthetic algae are Diatoms Managing dependencies in applications is hard So feed OWASP Dependency Track your SBOMs ❤️ @dependencytrack.bsky.social

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 12/02/2026

Them: Where do you see your use of A.I. headed? Me: [ Thinks: Training one to act/behave/do as me, whilst I'm on a beach in Cancún drinking mojitos? ] Me: Errr. A.I. do stuff good for us?

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 11/02/2026

Roses are red Rigel, in the constellation of Orion, is a supergiant I asked Intune about your computer Intune said it was "not compliant"

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a man with long black hair and a ring on his finger looks like a vampire

ALT: a man with long black hair and a ring on his finger looks like a vampire

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 09/02/2026

If you see this, quote with a robot that isn’t from “Star Wars”, “Star Trek”, “Dr. Who”, or “Transformers.”

Image shows a meme of 'Marvin the paranoid android' from the BBC adaptation of The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.

The accompanying text is a quote from Marvin: "Life... Don't talk to me about life"

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 23/01/2026

I know you shouldn't respond to spam/phishes. But, this one has me intrigued, and now I really need to know more about the cat & the duck!! I have so many questions now.

I received a spam email to my inbox. It reads:

Dear [Recipient Name],

I hope you are having a great day.

I am writing to share some information regarding the cat and the duck. [Insert specific details or context about the cat and duck here].

Please let me know if you have any questions or need further information.

Best regards,

Ryu Atienza

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WIRED @wired.com · 08/01/2026

We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 09/01/2026

If you wanted to know what was going on in the World you tuned in to one of 2x TV channels, or turned on the radio, and listened at the specific time when they broadcast the news. If you wanted news that was 24hrs old and portable, you bought a newspaper.

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 19/12/2025

Not for the first time Windows has updated and my keyboard insists I type in "American". Despite the locale/region all being set correctly. GBP pound sign is now: # Atsign is now: " Double-quote is now: @ Hash is now: \ FML

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 09/12/2025

I'm not saying this was cybergibbons. However.....

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 19/11/2025

Dr Who resigned? I thought they regenerated? www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/11...

Image is a screenshot from the attached link.
It's from a headling from The Telegraph that reads:
"Doctor who gave evidence against Letby resigns after 28 families complain"

This is meant to be humourous btw.

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 17/11/2025

As someone that has had the worst cough/lung thing over the last 7 days, therefore hasn't slept much since, I'd just really like to question the sanity around deploying lungs in a 2x lung / RAID0 setup. At least some kind of 'revert back to last known good configuration' could really have helped.

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 31/10/2025

Off to see reissue of Back to the Future at the local IMAX. Didn't have such great screens and sound back in '85. I'm a little bit excited. This is heavy #GreatScott #88mph

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BSides London @bsideslondon.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Please keep this to yourself! The final release of tickets for the #BSidesLDN2025 conference (13th December at the Novotel London West) will be on 1st November at 1337hrs. They are only available on our Eventbrite page: bit.ly/BSidesLDN202... #Security #BSides #London #Tickets

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 15/10/2025

TIL: That when I read the writings of Stewart Lee, I can hear his voice

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 09/10/2025

Me: Why isn't the MS Azure Portal working? Why are Blades timing out? Why can't I access the Health status in Azure? Why am I getting intermittent cert failures at status.cloud.microsoft Microsoft:

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a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words it 's fine everything is fine

ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words it 's fine everything is fine

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BSides London @bsideslondon.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

Many thanks to Keith lee for designing this years #BSidesLDN2025 logo! We're going retro! #Security #BSides #London #Logo #BSidesLondon

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Eliot Higgins @eliothiggins.bsky.social · 28/08/2025

Bellingcat has just launched a tool for searching through transcripts of local council meetings in the UK, which should help counter acts like these council-search.bellingcat.com

council-search.bellingcat.com

Bellingcat Council Meeting Transcript Search

Find verbatim quotes from council meetings in the UK and Ireland using this free open source research tool by Bellingcat.

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 27/08/2025

Evri straight up gaslighting me, that they've had my parcel at my local depot since Sunday, and still haven't attempted to deliver it even once.

Evri couriers are there worst.
This shows the tracking, how my delivery has been at my local depot since Sunday, with no attempts to deliver.

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 22/08/2025

Just as a reminder: A key marker for a society that is 'free' / has 'freedom of speech', is that a person can be critical of the regime, and *not* have their house raided.

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 22/08/2025

www.reddit.com/r/southafric... Password: Sabc01! ✅uppercase char ✅lowercase char ✅numeric ✅non-alphanumeric Complexity requirements met ✅

reddit.com

From the southafrica community on Reddit: Remember to NOT broadcast your login credentials on national TV if possible.

Explore this post and more from the southafrica community

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 20/08/2025

Not waiting a year this time Just completed updating it Managed to get it all working, after diving around in postgres (collation issue) Fresh new UI (wish I could hide the nav on the left) Lost no data Just updating feeds The struggle is real

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 18/08/2025

@shehackspurple.bsky.social I know you have this as 'tentative'. But, on the assumption it happens... and this is a bit of a stretch... will you still be around for BSides London the week after, on 13th Dec?

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 16/08/2025

I'm ripping down just the corner (50cm x 50cm) of an old style lathe/plaster ceiling. However much mess you think this makes, it's exponentially more than that.

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 15/08/2025

I can't believe that today the good people of Alaska are forced into accepting a proven criminal upon their shores. And also Putin.

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 12/08/2025

Dear Apple, it's not the 1950s. If I'm having a problem with Apple Business Manager, why can I only contact you via phone? Regards, 21st Century

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 09/08/2025

Happy #Caturday Toe-beans are artists own

Image show a beautiful black & white, short-haired domestic cat.
She is lying down on a shelf. She's chilled and taking it easy.
Her pink toe-beans (paw pads) are on show.

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 06/08/2025

"We can run whatever we want on the Pi and then access Amiga hardware," he noted. "And, obviously, the thing we want to run is Doom, because that's what everyone runs in fucked-up hardware situations." Matthew Garrett, that last sentence 🤣

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 04/08/2025

And we didn't just do it the once. The routine was: 10 Enter the code 20 Play the [bad Frogger clone] game 30 Save it to tape 40 Load it back from tape 50 Fails to load 60 GOTO 10

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BSides London @bsideslondon.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

We will be opening our CFP at 1337hrs and posting the link. Some tips: Read the front page. You don't have to complete your submission in on go, you can edit it until it closes on 30th Sept. Give the CFP team a reason to pick your talk! You can do this. #BSidesLDN2025

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 01/07/2025

Sometimes, technology is amazing

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 29/06/2025

Me: you know miso, like miso paste? Wife: yes Me: is there a whole range of miso stuff? Wife: what else? Me: miso soup Wife: anything else? Me: miso horny Wife:

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a woman covering her mouth while watching a tennis game

ALT: a woman covering her mouth while watching a tennis game

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BSides London @bsideslondon.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

A reminder the competition to design this years #BSidesLDN2025 logo is open, more info: bsides.london/event-inform... What you put in the design is fully up to you, remember it will be seen by, and associated with, BSides London 2025 forever! Here's all the previous ones!

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 26/06/2025

Hmmmm..... I wonder what this setting, for Windows Update 'ring' means?

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 24/06/2025

If you're looking forward to the return of the Colosseum, in Watford, I have news for you!

The newly refurbished entrance to Watford's Colosseum.

Above the entrance doors are the words: Watford Colosseum Relaunching Autumn 2025

View to the left of the refurbished entrance. Showing the wheelchair accessible entrance.

Steps leading up to the entrance nearest the bar/cafe side.

A plaque reads 'Welcome to Watford Colosseum'.

Under the plaque are 4x empty spaces where billboards for acts would be placed.

View from the accessible ramp. Showing the sunset sky reflecting from the newly refurbished windows.

Ahead is the main entrance, on the side of which is the word 'Colosseum' placed vertically, and tastefully backlit.

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 11/06/2025

"no one is illegal, on stolen land" I hope that one day people like this run the show

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B:\a.zza @mcbazza.com · 09/06/2025

Me in standup talking about copper-cable crime in ZA: Me: "Are the fibre cables safe, or do the criminals steal those thinking they are copper?" Colleague in ZA: www.citizen.co.za/news/south-a...

citizen.co.za

Only in SA: Criminals are now 'smoking' stolen fibre cables | The Citizen

Taking cable theft to a whole new level, is the rising trend of criminals smoking fibre cables. That's correct, smoking it...

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