John McBarron @mcbarron.bsky.social · 09/04/2025“So I was caught between my dog and my goat one day, and i just decided to start on my left.” -Gun Safety Lady 020 0
John McBarron @mcbarron.bsky.social · 06/04/2025Also, we’re super pumped about the cheap assets we get to Hoover up from all those small businesses that my tariffs will destroy: like farms, land, homes, retail space, cars, trucks, machinery…etc…etc…MAGA baby! (made you look) 022 0
John McBarron @mcbarron.bsky.social · 26/03/2025DEI hire DNI Tulsi Gabbard wont scream out info she says isn’t classified because it’s classified🤔🤡💀🙈 2164 0
John McBarron @mcbarron.bsky.social · 23/03/2025He’ll No-ing in PDX today. Let’s protect the people’s public postal service! 272 0
John McBarron @mcbarron.bsky.social · 21/03/2025If you admire the CryptoTyrant who’s selling your birthright, but curse the poor fellow in a garbage-strewn street tent, you’ve chosen a side. 041 0
John McBarron @mcbarron.bsky.social · 14/03/2025“Are we close to seeing Mr. Kim here at the White House?” P Grabber 47- “Uhhh, I mean, hey, he’s the head of a country, and I mean he’s the strong head. Don’t let anybody think anything differently. He speaks and his people sit up at attention. I want my people to do the same thing.” 131 0
John McBarron @mcbarron.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Weak, vulnerable, untrustworthy. Making the people poorer and less safe. 020 0
John McBarron @mcbarron.bsky.social · 09/03/2025When It feels like them Caterpillers’r comin’ on your land and ya cain’t do no more’n ol’ Muley Graves done. 010 0
John McBarron @mcbarron.bsky.social · 06/03/2025“The fundamental weakness of western civilization is empathy.” 110 0
John McBarron @mcbarron.bsky.social · 05/03/2025“The days of rule by unelected bureaucrats are over.” 101 0
John McBarron @mcbarron.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Whatever this all is now it feels like what you’d expect to feel like at the bottom of a slippery slope. 011 0
John McBarron @mcbarron.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Old Glory’s dirty shame only makes our old friends shine in comparison. Sucks to be us. 020 0
John McBarron @mcbarron.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Will this experiment started by people wearing powdered curly wigs and hosiery really be destroyed by folks afraid of people who like to wear powdered curly wigs and hosiery? 040 0
John McBarron @mcbarron.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Nominee for the era’s greatest metaphor: The retired ocean liner SS United States has been evicted from Philadelphia and is being towed to the Gulf of MEXICO to be sunk in order to create an artificial reef. 042 0
John McBarron @mcbarron.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Li’l Marco demonstrates US’s Gaza rebuilding plan for Li’l Bibi. 131 0