McAndrewFace @mcandrewface.wsocial.eu · 21/09/2026Hey beautiful, let play a sexy game of Marry, Shag, Ki... [ checks notes ] ...Resigned, Gone Independent, Defected... (now in a whisper) ...kicked out, lost seat, disqualified or suspended.... 000 0
McAndrewFace @mcandrewface.wsocial.eu · 20/09/2026Ladies and Gentlemen I give you the President of the United States - a white nationalist neo-nazi, conspiracy theorist, hate-monger and bigot... shown here with his puppet. 161 6
McAndrewFace @mcandrewface.wsocial.eu · 05/09/2026BREAKING: With mid-terms looming Trump supports Argentina's Falkland Island claim in a desperate attempt to pull media coverage away from his clusterfuck 2nd term in office. 000 0
McAndrewFace @mcandrewface.wsocial.eu · 28/08/2026For those thinking a bit of rain after months of record-breaking drought means we're out of the woods... Read what our govt. has determined the UK faces within our own lifetime... "𝘌𝘤𝘰𝘴𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘮 𝘤𝘰𝘭𝘭𝘢𝘱𝘴𝘦, 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘦𝘥 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘴, 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘥𝘪𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘬𝘴, 𝘨𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘥.." 000 0
McAndrewFace @mcandrewface.wsocial.eu · 12/08/2026Sunlight travelling through our Fir tree during the partial eclipse forms dozens of mini-eclipses in the shadows.... 170 7
McAndrewFace @mcandrewface.wsocial.eu · 10/08/2026The last 11 years have been the hottest on record. There has not been a climate this warm during our lifetimes and possibly since civilisation began. The driver for this warming is an excess of man-made greenhouse gases. More record-breaking temperatures are expected later this year or early 2027. 040 4
McAndrewFace @mcandrewface.wsocial.eu · 09/08/2026Filing this under "useful new words for Monday's Zoom catch-up" 051 5
McAndrewFace @mcandrewface.wsocial.eu · 09/08/2026Are you actually suggesting I dug up the carpet by the bedroom door then hoicked up half-chewed grass on the living room rug? Moi? How. Very. Dare. You. 030 3
McAndrewFace @mcandrewface.wsocial.eu · 09/08/2026Even emotional support kittens need emotional support kittens these days. 000 0
McAndrewFace @mcandrewface.wsocial.eu · 09/08/2026Morris has installed a VPN to bypass the ornithological-porn filter. The laptop's going to have a rough evening. 140 4
McAndrewFace @mcandrewface.wsocial.eu · 08/08/2026“What we’re seeing now is exactly what climate scientists have been expecting for decades, but the future is not predetermined: every tonne of carbon dioxide we avoid emitting reduces future warming and limits the severity of impacts.” www.independent.co.uk/climate-chan... 011 1
McAndrewFace @mcandrewface.wsocial.eu · 07/08/2026Earth's energy imbalance (the difference between heat our planet absorbs from the Sun vs the amount returned to space) is now equal to 12 Hiroshima bombs of heat trapped by greenhouse gases every second. In 2020 it was only 5-6 bombs. That’s how fast the crisis is accelerating. tinyurl.com/5x9jn3yz 000 0
McAndrewFace @mcandrewface.wsocial.eu · 06/08/2026"But it's 7hrs since breakfast, 5hrs since mid-morning nibbles, 3 since elevenses, 2hrs since lunchingtons and at least an hour since afternoon tea... How is one supposed to survive through to dinnertime without perishing?" 030 3
McAndrewFace @mcandrewface.wsocial.eu · 05/08/2026Its a sign of the times that nobody's going to believe me this wasn't AI 🤷🏻♂️ 010 1
McAndrewFace @mcandrewface.wsocial.eu · 05/08/2026Larry asked to comment on Reform's plan to use the Royal Navy to police the English Channel. 020 2
McAndrewFace @mcandrewface.wsocial.eu · 05/08/2026Morris is more than happy to wait to be entombed in amber for palaeontologists to marvel over in the far distant future. 020 2
McAndrewFace @mcandrewface.wsocial.eu · 05/08/2026Hello fellow W-ers (that sounds wrong). This is my first post here so I want to find 'my people'. To assist, here is an illustration of the opposite of 'my people' 171 7