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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 5h
Silly names help! Most spiders are skiddish, I JUST caught one earlier after my replies, and it was so scared, it scrambled back in the cup when I tried to release it outside 😅
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 6h
I wish I could help you, I'm the designated spider catch-and-release person at work. It's rough having a fear. If it has a small body but quite long legs, it's probably a cellar spider (and they can get kind of big) which are harmless, but that doesn't assuage a phobia 😭
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The only way I'm getting thru this section/chapter of my Human Sexuality course is if I interpret things as if they apply to my OCs. Too aromantic, but guess who isn't? 75% of my characters 😅
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Doms needing to call the safe word to end a session for their own wellbeing. I've absolutely included it in my work, but I can thankfully say I have seen in some books!
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I was never going to be okay with anything unless I was writing, which explains why - as time goes on - I'm less and less okay
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
A very rough sketch that got complicated fast, but... Hazel and Ferdinand from Rascal dancing to the new Florence + the Machine song, because this is what I would want if I could have it in life 🥰
A pencil sketch of two men dancing
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Hazel, 27 y/o brat with disposable income enough to buy items that assist in his determination to keep his ass permanently red
“What did you order?”

Hazel purses his lips together, but his sudden laughter escapes with an impolite sound. The parcel’s shape doesn’t give it away.

“Something for my clothes.”

Ferdinand lifts his eyebrows, trying not to smile. “Something for your clothes,” he repeats, unconvinced.

“Yes. It is.” Hazel huffs at the indignity and rips away the paper covering the box with startling ferocity. Once he has the box beneath opened, he lifts out the clothing brush with its large handle and even wider head. “For my suits.”

“For the seat of your designer slacks? While they’re still on you?”

Hazel takes a deep breath and allows the box and tissue paper to fall to the floor. “Secondary uses might be acceptable in urgent circumstances.”

“I’d wager its first use is on your backside, and you more than deserve a smacking for trying to convince me that you bought it for any other purpose.” Ferdinand slips closer, placing his hands on Hazel’s hips. “You thought you were being cute.”

“You don’t think I am?” Hazel plays it up, staring up at Ferdinand through his lashes with all the innocence he can feign. 

Ferdinand seizes the brush suddenly and wags it close to Hazel’s nose. The scent of fresh boar bristles and the polished wood wafts under Hazel’s nostrils. The scolding gesture and the implications of uses for that brush are enough to send a thrill that tickles his stomach and stirs his cock.
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Kosoko Jackson @kosokojackson.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
This book comes out in like, 11 days! Do you like international heists? Do you like complex characters? Do you like queer boys? Do you like dark magic? Do you like social commentary? Then this book is for you! And the special edition is so beautiful! www.harpercollins.com/products/the...
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I'm going to let it run out of juice and hope that it'll restart properly once I charge it up again, but it'll probably be tomorrow morning or after work before I can test that :( At least I have my bulky heavy gaming laptop I hate typing on, and my phone, but still I WANT TO WRITE 😭
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Another important thing to note: beating Trump isn't even the end game. Stop thinking electing a Dem over him is the end of fascism. There are many people in power working alongside him or share his ideas, including far too many Dems who never oppose him or agree with him on issues.
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Currently my laptop won't even show me a screen of any kind, it's clearly on but it's a black screen. My new laptop. I tried to fend off updates, because I uninstalled the recent ones and the flickering screen stopped, but... fuck. I don't need this too. I just don't.
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ITEP @itep.org · 29/08/2025
The IRS wants Americans to weigh in on Direct File, the agency's free tax filing program. We already know Direct File has been widely popular and successful. The program could save Americans billions annually between filing fees and time costs. www.irs.gov/newsroom/irs...
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IRS asks for public input on free tax filing options to inform congressional report | Internal Revenue Service
IR-2025-85, Aug. 21, 2025 — The IRS invites the public to participate in an anonymous feedback survey on tax preparation and filing options, which will run through Sept. 5, 2025.
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
My life is worth more than yours because I would not fucking tell a community to suck it up and take the hit for me No one is expendable, the lives already lost WERE NEVER ACCEPTABLE AND WILL NEVER BE ACCEPTABLE You can stand with the conservatives, the rest of us stand with human rights
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
You have no idea of the costs other people have already paid, you have muted their names so you don't have to say them, you argue that there are no genocides currently happening, you remove the T from the acronym, you deny that DEMS are also for increased border restrictions and funding for police
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I always block these people before I react, but I'm tired of "well you have to make sacrifices" and those sacrifices are human lives! It's never YOU, so it's okay?! I've voted Dem every fucking time, but if we don't pressure them to do better, we won't GET better. Stop settling on top of our bones
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
"Why don't you people just accept that we're okay with these Democratic candidates taking away your rights and still slowly killing you? JUST VOTE HITLER LITE OVER HILTER!" no. ask for better candidates now while we have time don't ask me to die for you, you're not worth it
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Sometimes I catch myself default masking, falling into status quo despite my values, for safety I'm doing less as I age. I want to be an out and happy disabled trans man who writes queer, kinky, dark things, whose dream jobs (writing and conservation) afford a house outside an HOA! Please, world? 😭
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I do hope some good things come your way and soon, but unpacking and other things you normally don't have time for sound good! You're allowed to be upset, you have valid reasons to complain, sometimes it helps to at least share the frustration with friends who also want good things to happen to you
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I feel this... I had to roll back updates because it appears I was having issues with updates specifically... and now my computer wants them again, and I'm worried it'll harm the laptop somehow 😭
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Hazel, 27 y/o brat with disposable income enough to buy items that assist in his determination to keep his ass permanently red
“What did you order?”

Hazel purses his lips together, but his sudden laughter escapes with an impolite sound. The parcel’s shape doesn’t give it away.

“Something for my clothes.”

Ferdinand lifts his eyebrows, trying not to smile. “Something for your clothes,” he repeats, unconvinced.

“Yes. It is.” Hazel huffs at the indignity and rips away the paper covering the box with startling ferocity. Once he has the box beneath opened, he lifts out the clothing brush with its large handle and even wider head. “For my suits.”

“For the seat of your designer slacks? While they’re still on you?”

Hazel takes a deep breath and allows the box and tissue paper to fall to the floor. “Secondary uses might be acceptable in urgent circumstances.”

“I’d wager its first use is on your backside, and you more than deserve a smacking for trying to convince me that you bought it for any other purpose.” Ferdinand slips closer, placing his hands on Hazel’s hips. “You thought you were being cute.”

“You don’t think I am?” Hazel plays it up, staring up at Ferdinand through his lashes with all the innocence he can feign. 

Ferdinand seizes the brush suddenly and wags it close to Hazel’s nose. The scent of fresh boar bristles and the polished wood wafts under Hazel’s nostrils. The scolding gesture and the implications of uses for that brush are enough to send a thrill that tickles his stomach and stirs his cock.
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
ignore typo in that second post, only think of Hazel getting lost so he can get spanked, being returned by very admirable college students who think they're doing A Good Deed (they are), being threatened, and he's like "BUT YOUR ARTHRITIS" Silly boy, Ferdinand has tools to help his poor hands :)
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
the collect students leave, Ferdinand just raises an eyebrow at Hazel, crosses his arms, and informs him he will indeed get spanked So Hazel is like, "But your arthritis!" 😂 (Ferdinand's thinking, "When has that ever stopped me... or you.")
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Sometimes I think about that comic I wanted to draw of old men Ferdinand and Hazel, where they're wearing "if lost, return to Ferdinand" and "I'm Ferdinand" shirts at an amusement park, and a group of college students reunites them Unaware that Hazel's stunt will get him spanked, and as soon as
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I've been considering switching to trad publishing because I'm not great at advertising my own books, but lately, all this news about unpaid royalties and copyrights going unfiled is discouraging me 😅
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💫Allison Cassandra Ashtear🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @jayeallisonashtear.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
ko-fi.com/dreamingnoct... I don't want to spam and spiral, but...I really can't be complacent about meeting my goal right now, with so little time left... anything at all helps.
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Support Jaye Allison Ashtear
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
They changed how to level up the monsters (by bringing them into battle instead of interactions with them in the barns), but I'm finding tutorials so afaik I'm doing everything right? I managed in my first playthrough, had wool easily from woolies so idk what's going on now :(
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Anyone have any solutions or did I manage to find a glitch somehow? 😭
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
All my barns have villagers assigned to them, and I even set it so villagers could harvest items in case that changed anything, but it has not. It's worth noting that this was not an issue I had in my first game... I was drowning in strong fur and horns lmao
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
I still cannot figure out why this second playthrough of Rune Factory GoA, I can't get my tamed monsters to produce items unless it's eggs, milk, honey. I have spiders and woolies and a horse tamed, and I was hoping to get some quality thread and wool😔
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
It's very hard to draw Ferdinand, his hair is hard, I can never clearly imagine his face... but I think this is the most accurate I've ever gotten. (But Hazel is not quite small enough, they have a height difference... Ferdinand specifically weight trained just to hold Hazel while he fucked him)
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
A very rough sketch that got complicated fast, but... Hazel and Ferdinand from Rascal dancing to the new Florence + the Machine song, because this is what I would want if I could have it in life 🥰
A pencil sketch of two men dancing
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
can I stop experiencing defeat? I want to hope there's a chance for housing and for me to keep sharing my books, for me to have cats to curl up with, a garden to nurture, and a kitchen of my own to make homemade soups and casseroles! and someone to share that with (romantic or platonic) too? 😂
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Congrats! 🧡
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Thanks! I was reluctant to put down Rune Factory to play it but I could prob use a change of pace. So far it's very cute!
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I got this yesterday, I forgot I preordered it until a couple of weeks ago 😂
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Inkus Alters @inkus.ca · 28/08/2025
Kori and her pocket TNT! Excellent choice, she is a badass combat pick whose puzzle-solving skills are mostly only impacted by her impulsivity 🤣
Kori's full card art styled as a cyberpunk poster, featuring her jumping out of a broken window from a green-hued hallway from where giant dark creatures crawl after her
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Amy Jo (AJ) Cousins @ajcousins.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Today is the day authors are learning how many of their publishers straight up blew off registering copyright and I feel like that deserves a class action suit of its own if it costs everyone their settlement money from the Anthropic suit... 😒🤬
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Inkus Alters @inkus.ca · 27/08/2025
Main characters If you had to pick just from these, who would you main 👀 More to come I'm having fun making these tbh #VekariTTRPG #TTRPG #TCG #cyberpunk
A mockup of a Vekari trading card that uses TTRPG rules for Iliana DuNeotov. She has 12 TEC, 8 MED, 9 STR, 13 INT, 14 DEX, 18 REP, and 46 max HP. Her normal attack is a dagger and her heavy attack is a glowing purple marble that dangles from the dagger that can be removed and thrown as an explosive. Once per combat, she is able to control the enemy for one turn, due to her hypnotic cyber eyes. A brief backstory is included describing her being stolen from her childhood school, rescued, and growing up in the darker areas of Faktoria. She now works with Celestial VR to see if certain drugs can pair with VR tech to treat severe psych disorders, for better quality of life.A mockup of a Vekari trading card that uses TTRPG rules for Acro Kameko. He has 17 TEC, 3 MED, 11 STR, 16 INT, 9 DEX, 4 REP, and 52 max HP. His normal attack is a ball of electrical energy casted as a spell, and his heavy attack is a burst of the same energy throughout the room. He allows the player to roll an extra D6 when rolling for either Attack or Damage during combat (but not both). A brief description is included calling him an elf-feline hybrid with a perpetually open wound where his jaw should be. A specially made mask, that also allows him to wield magic, is worn to prevent infections and allow him to speak.A mockup of a Vekari trading card that uses TTRPG rules for Enoch Favonius. He has 3 TEC, 10 MED, 11 STR, 18 INT, 12 DEX, 5 REP, and 43 max HP. His normal attack is a blast of telekinetic energy and his heavy attack is a burst of conjured laser beams. He allows item cards to be used twice before discarding, rather than once. A brief description is included stating that he is a magic wielder of unknown origin known to be methodical and goal-oriented— sometimes too much for his own good. He has a large amount of knowledge about magical artifacts.A mockup of a Vekari trading card that uses TTRPG rules for Kori Jonak. She has 14 TEC, 16 MED, 12 STR, 7 INT, 13 DEX, 19 REP, and 49 max HP. Her normal attack is a hunting knife and her heavy attack is small sticks of TNT that she carries in her pocket. Her first attack each combat deals double damage.
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Kori stands out to me 👀
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I... I feel this. I'm so frustrated every fucking time. Queer game devs, writers, artists, etc. Always told to be grateful if we even get scraps. Meanwhile, she's always mentioned. Keeps her work and her income well alive, honestly, and some of us can't even afford housing 🫠
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Celeste Moon Bunny @celestemoonbunny.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Give some shares to those authors writing and bringing good into the world too. 🥺 It's sad to think this awful woman has way more notes than any of the authors I see writing and spreading diversity.
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Celeste Moon Bunny @celestemoonbunny.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I see a lot of posts of she who will not be named with a screenshot of her latest ick,and it will have tons of shares and reactions. Which is good, because it spreads awareness! But then I see authors indie and otherwise with amazing queer books get only a handful of reactions.
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
oh, look at my OC... created around my trauma... I love him, which is why he will suffer greatly 🥰
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Oh, look at him... this little blorbo... he was mistreated as a child, I think I will latch onto him like a parasite and project my trauma onto him 🥰🧡
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Oops, made another one XD www.tumblr.com/mcalhenwrite...
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
That was fun as hell www.tumblr.com/mcalhenwrite...
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
What if I made fake AITA posts on tumblr that are written by my characters...? 🤔
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
You are allowed to complain about the struggles you do face. There will always be someone who has it worse if we start the slippery slope of comparing problems, and lately, a lot of things are rough for everyone. But that just means you have to take care of yourself and let yourself vent 🧡
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
From Seasons, in one of the later chapters that I'm adding to the revised version... there are a lot of flower-related things because some of the characters were born in flowers (Bee, for instance), but this part of the new WIP stuff :)
Vivian’s yard is becoming an overgrown labyrinth of plants. Each day, there is a little more greenery in his yard. The sunflowers in the back are Phineas’s doing, I’ve been told, but I see summer grasses and native thistles and other such natural plants springing up in the lesser-used corners of the property. 

The birds and insects are thriving. Bee notices more species each time he sits out on the patio with Vivian. He whispers their scientific nomenclature under his breath, as if fearful his observations will send them flitting away, never to be seen again.
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Calintz @mcalhen.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I'm glad you got the chance to fill an application! Good luck!🤞🙏
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