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Matt Trotter

@mbtrotter.bsky.social
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Soccer referee. Words and images. Amateur dad joke writer. Coffee, beer and bourbon enthusiast.

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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Today in Gestapo news …
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Got that iOS update that’s all about Liquid Glass. Does it look better? No. But does my phone run better? Emphatically, no.
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Probably fine that platforms like TikTok can’t be bothered to give a shit about their own community guidelines when it comes to AI content.
Screenshot of TikTok community guidelines with a highlighted portion that reads, “We require clear labeling when AI or editing is used to realistically depict people or scenes.”Screenshot of multiple reports submitted to TikTok for unlabeled AI videos. All were found not to violate community guidelines.
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
You can report ICE recruitment ads on LinkedIn for free.
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
We’ve got to be heading toward a Frost/Nixon-style interview with Trump where he asserts, “Well, when the president does it, it’s not gay.”
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
My phone vastly overestimates the number of times I want to type “more IRS” instead of “now it’s.”
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I can see why you liked Charlie Kirk so much (derogatory).
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Plugging the media bias chart once again: app.adfontesmedia.com/chart/intera...
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Dude, you haven’t changed since high school (derogatory).
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
If you’re old enough to remember the conservative outrage over the president using the power of the office to get sex acts from an adult intern, then it’s that much more jarring to see the same group of folks dismissing as a hoax the president’s alleged involvement in sex trafficking children.
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Wow, we really missed an opportunity as a country by not making everyone associated with the Tea Party a pariah.
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
My new hobby is cyber bullying stupid Republicans I have mutual friends with. It’s only fair if you want to post dumb shit where I can see it.
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Job postings are the new recipe blogs. Companies will write you 12 paragraphs on their culture, perks and fringe benefits but not tell you what they pay.
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
When someone at work asks me to do something that I think is stupid.
Screenshot of a Pokémon GO raid battle between Pawmo and a shadow Murkrow. Murkrow is leaning back, eyes closed, the expression of tasting bitter defeat on its face.
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
There are so few of you I actually want to connect with on LinkedIn. That’s not a diss; we could be friends in real life and I would still feel this way.
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Spent a good five minutes wondering why I couldn’t get a link for the meeting I scheduled in Teams before figuring out it was because I hadn’t clicked the Teams Meeting toggle for the meeting IN TEAMS.
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a group of cartoon characters are sitting in a stadium and one of them is saying boooo
ALT: a group of cartoon characters are sitting in a stadium and one of them is saying boooo
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
One of my favorite local breweries used an AI-generated image in a social media post. I don’t think that’s cool.
AI-generated image of people having fun in a pool while drinking beers on a sunny day. Two men in the pool are wearing T-shirts. There are extra arms and fingers on some people. One man is seated and floating on nothing.
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Every few months, my health insurer sends me a “coordination of benefits” survey, which is them asking, “Are you SURE we have to keep paying all your health care costs?” Great system, American health care.
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Surely, there are zero health insurers looking at this and thinking they could save a lot of money by scaling back care for people AI says won’t live long enough to make treatments profitable.
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
If people are still out here clapping when the plane lands, then we get to boo when it’s appropriate. We arrived 5 hours late and there are no connecting flights left today? BOOOOO.
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Job posting lists “A belief that your work is tied to your life’s mission” in a section titled “What you bring to the table.” Hard pass.
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Monarch butterfly facts are big in our family right now. 5-year-old: “Did you know monarchs are poisonous? So, if a blue jay eats one, it’ll get really sick, and it won’t eat one ever again.” Me: “Kind of like me and the Dallas airport Manchu Wok.”
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
From now on, when my kid starts stressing me out I’ll just tell myself whatever he’s doing won’t cost me $350k. www.nytimes.com/athletic/632...
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Has anyone considered that the Bible may just be a treatise on the dangers of religious extremism? God is vengeful; his followers abide by harsh, oppressive rules enforced through violence; and that belief system as social structure leads to an innocent man’s murder. Happy Easter!
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Electric Chimp @electricchimp.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
tired of californians blaming *the weather* (wtf??) on little Latinas and Latinos. get real people
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
My job as a communications professional is increasingly becoming “convince people they don’t need a QR code.”
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
“The early bird gets the worm.” OK. Then explain how it’s almost 11 a.m. and I just saw a bird pulling a worm out of the ground. Something doesn’t add up.
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
A good way to help your significant other enjoy their favorite shows is to recognize actors and point out things their character from a different show did that are incongruent with the current one.
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Blue state grocery stores: If we’re allowed to use plastic bags, they cost you $0.50 each. Red state grocery stores: We have individually triple-bagged all of your items. Have a great day!
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
"I wouldn't shoot in that space. I wouldn't even be in the room," said Drew Swift, a firearms instructor who owns a firearms training academy in McLean, Va. "It's just an unnecessary risk." Probably bad to be so committed to killing that you’ll put people at risk. www.npr.org/2025/03/04/n...
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South Carolina plans to carry out a firing squad execution. Is it safe for witnesses?
South Carolina plans to execute its first prisoner by firing squad on March 7 inside the same death chamber it's used for dozens of other executions. Firearms experts say that could be risky.
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Substantial uptick lately in those fake shutdown notices and other messaging scams for the Facebook pages I manage. Honestly, please do shut them down. There’s declining utility in established social media platforms.
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I’m sorry, but look at this man. He is incapable of rapping.
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
5-year-old: “Do you know what it’s called when someone does a lot of jokes?” Me: “A coping mechanism.”
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Pointing out to someone on Facebook all the ways this is a clear fake as a public service. All the Boomers are getting scammed. Idk where that bit.ly link goes, and I’m not about to find out.
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Got kicked off the Eagles bandwagon for incorrectly guessing “Fly, Eagles, Fly” is sung to the tune of “Shine, Jesus, Shine”.
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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 09/02/2025
Microsoft's own research confirms something that was already pretty obvious: relying on a text generating machine to come up with answers erodes critical thinking, and is a method favoured by those who never liked doing critical thinking in the first place advait.org/files/lee_20...
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
A fun prop bet you can do at home is the over/under for how many times your family will complain about the Super Bowl halftime show.
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
American citizens should not have to enter into a contract with a private company (that’s an X account signup!) to receive government communications
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
All the people who were shrugging and equivocating over Elon and whether he was aligning with Nazi, far-right forces should be launched into the sun. May they never be taken seriously again.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/01/2025
very excited to see what happens when you make a deeply compromised addict the leader of the department of defense and subordinate to a madman
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Oklahomans would rather speed up and drive 70 mph 3 inches from someone’s rear bumper than let you in on the highway.
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Did you hear about the former ska musician? He has a checkered past. #dadjokes
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Putting a lot of pressure on a bacon, egg and cheese on brioche I just had to carry me through the day emotionally.
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Oklahoma Republican state senator wants to ban cities with less than 300,000 residents from helping people experiencing homelessness. That’s every city but Tulsa and OKC. This place is insane. kfor.com/news/local/o...
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
This should be the national championship game.
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Not today, LinkedIn. Not. Today.
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
lol no
A happy birthday marketing email from health insurance mega company Blue Cross Blue Shield
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
The most on-brand thing that could happen here is we forge ahead with a “What do the Feds know about Oklahoma?” attitude and are shocked when it turns out to be a huge problem as we were warned.
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Matt Trotter @mbtrotter.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Maybe instead of debating whether someone who murdered a health insurance CEO is right- or left-wing, we should have a national conversation about how we built a health care system that radicalizes people and what we should do about it.
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Jemele Hill @jemelehill.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
This explains why conservative fear-mongering is such an easy play in America. — Ppl believe trans ppl make up 21% of the population (Real number: 1%) — Ppl believe Black ppl make up 41% of the nation (real number 12%) — Ppl believe Jewish ppl make up 30% of the nation (Real number, 2%)
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