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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 19/09/2026

Another night spent at the function 🙏 Orthodox was SO good

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 03/09/2026

An accurate depiction of the current situation. We'll be right back and I'll wear a pirate eye patch 🫡

Mickey Mouse plucking both of his eyes out and bleeding

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 25/08/2026

I tried this stealth model everyone is super hyped about via OpenRouter: Ox Alpha. 9M tokens 0 actual code generated lol Using OpenCode so a fairly ok harness. Business insiders, TechCrunch & co. hyped me up but I'm so disappointed

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 09/08/2026

Of a world we built to serve our selfish fucking selves, can you tell me where does love fit in? Remember what love is? -- Happy 20th birthday to this amazing album 🫡 youtube.com/watch?v=1HsD...

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 05/08/2026

Do not invite me to corporate karaoke. Unless you like metal, that is 🫡 P.s. the karaoke band really kept up and I was genuinely impressed, giant shoutout to the drummer trying double pedal patterns having just one lol

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 16/07/2026

Sometimes all it takes is the push of a button. Typically the shutdown one. Touched grass and rock today (the latter a little harder than necessary)

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 12/07/2026

Grass: touched Even in SF 🫡

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 29/06/2026

Wizards of the Coast said Amsterdam is the Venice of the North. NOT IN A MILLION YEARS. Think about making better sets instead of partnering with Marvel??? Thanks. Sincerely, an Italian guy who doesn't even like Venice and has been living in Amsterdam for the last 4 years 🤠

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 28/06/2026

We should all get more matching tattoos with friends, they are SO fun (Only small ones in the summer unless you want to sweat like crazy)

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 26/06/2026

Band mascotte and logo reveal LESGOOOO @devoidofbeauty.bsky.social Say hello to Billy Mosh 🏃 We are still looking for a drummer in Berlin Requirements: metal(core) drummer, double pedal, if you know anyone let me knoww

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 26/06/2026

Today in Leipzig at the function 🙏 It's not day drinking if it's Friday and bands start playing at 1PM 🏃

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 08/05/2026

BYE DENVER See you next time 🫡

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 16/04/2026

For a second I thought we really got a My Little Pony set in Magic the Gathering but it's Secrets Lair so it doesn't matter for Standard. Phew. After Spiderman, Ninja Turtles, Avatar... I wouldn't have been surprised. Just very disappointed lol This is legal in non-standard tournaments. I can't.

A Magic the Gathering card.

"Generous Gift": 3 mana, of which 1 white specific, instant.

Effect:
Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.

Flavor text:
"Oh... well you're not so scary now, are you?" - Fluttershy

It shows a cartoonish elephant and a pony from the My Little Pony series.

The same card but from a standard expansion.

Featuring a fantasy elephant, being looked in horror by some people, while then said elephant is seated on a person, clearly struggling.

"The best presents are impossible to regift"

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 11/04/2026

I made a misoyaki sauce, I have no idea why I tried but it worked wonders on fresh tuna filets

A sizzling hot pan, featuring two tuna filets coated in misoyaki sauce and getting cooked

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 03/04/2026

And it's all a badly vibe-coded TUI in Typescript - as any other AI tool lol

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 26/03/2026

It's not day drinking if there's coffee in it Maybe see you next time if I get sponsored lol Thanks for swinging by at the booth to say hi 🫡 KUBECON OVER BYE

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 22/03/2026

Which band tee should I wear for my final talk at KubeCon? Getting official photos from conferences is much more fun with those instead of your boring professional attire 🫡

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 06/03/2026

My honest reaction to 99%* of people's music taste including this guy who unironically stated a Metallica album is in his top 10 ever Sure, I won't bother telling you how bad it is - keep enjoying Bad Bunny or whatever makes you happy (but away from me thanks) * 1% is my guitarist, on a good day.

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 02/03/2026

Scientific proof that the stache makes 80% of my outfit lol

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 02/03/2026

Folks I basically stopped speaking and am retiring next year, you should've selected me when I needed the visibility lmao Anyhow: tomorrow speaking @ a colo of MWC Barcelona (then gonna go for a quick swim, my flight is late enough)

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 01/03/2026

Just putting this one out here

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 01/03/2026

So it's not about AI driven autonomous weapons being an Orwellian horror, it's about them not being reliable/accurate enough? Right. Dario is the new Peter now. Welcome Palantir 2.0 as if one wasn't enough.

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 18/02/2026

I won't accept opinions on workers rights. Even less from a dude who vibe coded that living CVE nightmare of OpenClaw.

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 06/02/2026

Basically what Kelsey said: I'm planning to move away from Google as well (keeping the accounts for external collab)

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 04/02/2026

Gonna finally be crowdkilling (with) my fellow hardcore kids tonight IT'S SUNAMI TIME BABY (Opening for Counterparts) It's good to be back 🫡

A mirror selfie, I'm wearing fully black clothing as always, a Nike bum bag (aka moshing bag), no glasses, mouth guard, my C-Gate (japanese band) baseball hat.

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 04/02/2026

The protests raging in Italy are the result of the same hateful regime that the US government currently inflicts on their citizens, just at a slightly different level. You don't wanna see a cop beaten by the crowd? Make the cops' job to serve the community instead of urging them to be tyrants.

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 18/01/2026

Another @parkwaydriverock.com cover, while still busy with getting @devoidofbeauty.bsky.social out 🤠 (I almost forgot the breath control required for this one lol) Full cover on my YT: youtu.be/1WGOqthcvsM

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 13/01/2026

Fuck this, 2026 is the year I stop speaking lol (I mean, 2027, I unfortunately already have 3 conferences booked this year)

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 04/01/2026

Add a "the US grabs some freebie oil in the process"

The US military kidnaps Maduro -> Maduro is in the US illegally -> ICE kidnaps Maduro and deports him to Venezuela -> Maduro is in Venezuela (repeat)

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 01/01/2026

2026 officially marks the start of my clown era. Honk.

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 30/12/2025

I have a feeling that most cats tend to like me, no idea why lol (Best feeling ever, I love them all)

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 23/12/2025

Google Finance is not a reliable source of market data* I looked at my investment spreadsheet and saw a bunch of weird numbers in it, here's why: lol

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 22/12/2025

I am not kidding: this is not a drill. I can't.

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 13/12/2025

I just said to someone: "Reading the PDF title explains the PDF content" Is the less geek version of something we say in Magic the Gathering when people don't know how to read cards. "Reading the card explains the card". So kids, what did we learn today? Read the fucking manual/docs. 🤠

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 07/12/2025

EP: RECORDED 🫡 Do you like old school metalcore? We'll see you next year in your city* @devoidofbeauty.bsky.social * Limited to northern Europe, sorry. We are poor lol

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 06/12/2025

My home for the next two days 🙏 (Literally sleeping in the studio on a sofa)

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 29/11/2025

Found royalties for an old band I was in. I'm rich(er) than yesterday, thanks Spotify! It's gross too, there's a 15% withholding tax 🤠

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 26/11/2025

Going to record vocals soon, after a 4-year hiatus Let's see if I remember how to make the scary noises 😤 (Soon is in 10 days but I can't wait)

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 23/11/2025

Highlight of last night: a (distorted) SAXOPHONE Stage diving to that is wild lol

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 09/11/2025

I'm not big on awards, but I hope it can inspire other OSS contributors to do the (much needed) work. Learn, be available, write docs, question the process(es), write code, whatever makes the project move one step forward, no matter how small. Be consistent but take breaks if needed. That's all 🫡

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 01/11/2025

This pic has been taken way before the shitfacing Yes, me and all my friends have the midlife crisis stache lol

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 04/10/2025

Manifesting less wind or something like that 😮‍💨

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 30/09/2025

Imagine being proud that your country invented capitalism 🤠 LinkedIn startup dudes are so funny to read. Also terrifying, too. These are founders burning VC money that barely did 2 internships before becoming CEOs and never really worked a day of their lives. (This post is sponsored by YC)

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Matteo Bianchi @mbianchi.dev · 16/09/2025

Got a sesh at #GitHubUniverse '25 - one year ago not only I was not at GitHub, but I was watching Universe from my sofa and thinking "that's cool" Time to experience the cool, too 🫡 p.s. if you wanna come to mosh with Revocation, Judiciary, Inferi and Vomit Forth, hit me up lol shorturl.at/PSGtp

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