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@mbeav.bsky.social

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Silicon Valley strategist rather disappointed in Silicon Valley Retired US Team athlete Sorta retired otherwise Rather woke Useless English major One of your 3 human friends michaelbeavers.com

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie

A fat ground squirrel who has been fed too many tourist Takis

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

“In order to achieve this accountability we will be forming a special subcommittee to explore how we can find middle ground with the nazis in power.”

JOINT DEMOCRATIC LEADERSHIP
STATEMENT ON THE RAID ON ILHAN OMAR'S
HOME
Today, House Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries, Whip Katherine Clark and Caucus Chair Pete Aguilar issued the following statement:
The Trump administration's raid on Congresswoman Ilhan Omar's home is deeply disturbing and raises serious questions about the continued corrupt weaponization of the federal government against Donald Trump's adversaries.
For years, Donald Trump and far-right extremists have relentlessly targeted Congresswoman Omar with vile personal attacks and baseless accusations.
Now, less than 30 days until the midterm election, his violent mass deportation machine has descended upon the home of a duly elected Member of Congress and her family.
The American people deserve transparency, and we will deliver full accountability for the rogue abuse of power from the Department of Homeland Security and Department of Justice.
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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

From an attorney friend outlining why practicing law isn’t fun anymore

Text block that says, “Clients using AI now think they are experienced lawyers, and then arguing with me when I try to give them the correct legal advice and pushing back on every bill I send where I’ve had to correct their AI slop. This just isn’t enjoyable at all.”

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Who gives a fuck

An image of a casually dressed Mark Zuckerberg as part of a NYT article on his style evolution. Who gives a fuck?

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Fluke of a humpback whale in Monterey Bay

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Date yourself with a snap of your first ever computer.

A photo of the Apple IIe computer circa 1983.

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

UX research, Dev, Agency

Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

“Fear not, for covid is a Chinese hoax”

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Jeff Tweedy (and Tweedy) playing a crescent moon-shaped guitar.

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

America first!

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Seen in Mountain View

Yard sign: We the People will never forget the cowards in Congress who kept quiet

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Who is this man?

Photo of a five year-old kidnapped by federal law enforcement

Photo of a five year-old kidnapped by federal law enforcement, with one of the kidnappers

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

The incompetence…

Image depicting world markets significantly down as of 11:16 eastern US

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

I hate the word “brekkie”

Photo of a breakfast menu with the word “brekkie” appearing repeatedly

Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

And you thought your HOA was bad

FT article with headline: St Kitts and Nevis Libertarian community:
Crypto investor plans Caribbean ‘network state’

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Now do the rest of them

Photo of Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Sundar Pichai, and Elon Musk at Trump’s inauguration.

Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Gross

Photo of Tim Cook fulsomely presenting gift to Trump

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

25-1 selling ratio, insiders-to-retail investors. Compare to historical mean. Did I get the math terms right?

Investment macro chart from Jurrien Timmer at Fidelity Investments. Shows parallel trend lines of insider versus retail trader behavior since end of 2001. Where historical mean is around 3.2, insiders are currently at 25, compared to current 45 for retail.

Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 16/10/2025

Women don’t like the vehicle

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

Why does Hormel understand less and fewer and you don’t?

Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Whoohoo!

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

Yeehaw!

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

CNN Headquarters was The Land of Sid and Marty Krofft back in the day

A photo of present-day CNN headquarters in Atlanta.

A photo of the erstwhile Land of Sid & Marty Krofft in the 1970s

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

This one is more Nagel

Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

No Patient Portal is saving me time and energy

We noticed that you have some forms that need to be completed for a comprehensive record. Our convenient Patient Portal allows you to access your electronic dental record and complete our important forms from the comfort of your home, car, office, or park. Saving you time and energy.

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Happy Easter to those whomst celebrate

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 10/04/2025

Why is a border security agency doing marketing at all? I have an idea.

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

The VIX is doing great!

Photo of today’s Financial Times with the S&P, FTSE, Hang Sang, Topix, Stoxx 600 indices getting hammered while the volatility index is sharply on the rise.

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 06/04/2025

Sardines soaked in olive oil, sliced bread, and a fork on an oak cutting board.

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

Fucking moron

S&P Futures chart in freefall

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Saturday

Purple flowers in a green California field, blue skies, fluffy little clouds

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 26/03/2025

Darla got older

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

Dis urs Schumer?

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

With the next Radiohead album

Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 15/03/2025

I am now qualified to shock you

Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 27/02/2025

Here is a delicious Figma Newton

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

No spine but plenty of dingleberries

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Safer to burn when it rains during California’s year-round fire season. #climatechange

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

In his addled real estate developer mind, this is Gaz-a-Lago.

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Most impressive!

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

Unreal

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Beavers @mbeav.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

Never forget the violence and complete disregard for the rule of law.

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