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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Hunters

M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My son holds a landline style phone in front of him (he has a TinCan) and I feel like I have led him down a terrible road.

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

New Red Bull sponsored car event just dropped

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If you play the goat for the wrong people THEY’RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

@brandonleegowton.bsky.social @sheilkapadia.bsky.social what should we make of the fact that the brand new offense has scored 24 pts 2 weeks in a row and it isn’t clicking? Seems like evidence the design is solid

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

To butcher a Neitszche quote, they aren’t really atheists if they “worship the zero”

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

If Saquon could get 3 yards and a cloud of dust, I’d take it behind this LG and Center so far this season

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

At least the dnd group would roll the dice in public and not have a machine use a not-so-random number generator decide

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

In our house we know that the tooth fairy needs all the conditions to be just right for one to have a successful tooth fairy visit. Sometimes, if a lot of kids lose their tooth on the same day, the tooth fairy might run out of cash. And that the first tooth was $20

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Somewhere Maisie Williams is saying “don’t ask me don’t ask me”

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If a Diet Coke is a fridge cigarette, is a flavored seltzer a fridge vape?

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

If you can dismantle and rebuild a Supra engine, you know someone who can do the metric conversion

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

As I understand it, some people live their life a quarter mile at a time and they could have insight into this

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Worst. Thanksgiving. Ever.

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Mike Isaacson @vulgareconomics.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Employers are so frequently miscatagorizing employees as independent contractors that businesses are advertising that jobs are W-2 even when it would be plainly illegal for it to be anything else

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The DC September Mosquito deserves its own circle in mosquito hell. I’ve considered putting permethrin on my window screens just to watch them die when they try and get in the house, but it would kill useful insects too

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I’m not sure “just hire mids” is a good answer

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

That’s always a risk but I’d rather someone become the next Tatiana Maslany or Idris Damson and you get a guaranteed but shorter run than wonder if a Fanning will ever come back for another season

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

And we don’t need “movie stars” just give us good character actors who won’t need to have extremely long breaks between filming. Noah Wylie is awesome but was also available. Availability = best ability

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I want to know who knows and is saving it for their book

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Oh Into what? I’m not thrilled that my annual Christmas letter is training Gemini

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

If you are on C concourse, Root Down is actually good. They have good salads and plenty of void staring/people watching opportunities

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

“Under these circumstances, I will hand it to them”

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

They make your coffee in the sky?

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

*Wes Mantooth voice* Michael Mando is a Saint!

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

What in the Tleilaxu hell is this?

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Harold and The Purple Crayon taught me that the imagination and a simple crayon are enough to make a world

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

My son is always asking me if we are on a stroad or a road and this is a very clear definition 10 year old him can understand. I’ve been trying to explain it since I introduced the concept in Fairfax, VA, where stroads are everywhere

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I keep seeing these in my DC neighborhood!

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Just the executives he rightly ignored. Which hurts him with absolutely no one else

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

In the Star Wars series the Clone Wars, this is the pejorative of choice the Clones use against the droids. Make of that what you will.

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

@sheaserrano.bsky.social The Sheep Detectives deserves to be in your “Perfect Movie” list.

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I’m starting to think we need to sell these pathways as ways to have careers that offer you leisure time to pursue hobbies and passions - like reading for fun, and playing in a garage band…

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I wonder if he knows Cee Lo Green already did this

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I organize friend group trips on spreadsheets. The first time people see it they think it is too intense but after the trip they all say “ok now I get it”

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

This thread full of Spreadsheet people are index matches made in heaven

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

50 minutes of a human life late seems to be his preference

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Predator? Then Prey, and Predator: the newest one? I think if you’re willing to show him the Terminator all these work

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I think we need to convince a lanternfly to step to the crows. Then our long national nightmare will be over

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Cthulu Tracks, Cookies and Ichor,

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Like the The Rose Island Lighthouse Artist Residency in Newport, RI. www.roseisland.org/artist-resid...

roseisland.org

Rose Island, Newport Rhode Island

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

I have a very sweet (65 lb) dog and I don’t want her soliciting attention from people in public. All are welcome to pet her but I want others to engage first. You never know who is Afraid/ allergic/just not in the mood. It’s nobody’s responsibility to pay attention to/indulge my dog!

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Agreed. Hiking in the west is harder on my lungs but hiking in the east is harder on my joints

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M Bachand @mbachand.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Right. Elevation and elevation change per mile are not the same!

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