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Mayple (give me money)

@maypleglade.bsky.social
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I make art and sometimes music Comms and other suchness at mayplelinks.carrd.co

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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
cooking mama spinoff named absent papa
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🔞SutaMasque ✧ Comms OPEN🔞 @sutamasque.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
✨ It's the 10000 follower raffle time! ✨ I've never thought I'd get here, thank you so much ;v; To enter: 💜 Follow me 💜 Repost this post (qrp doesn't count) The winner gets either an illustration of their character OR a basic reference sheet (front + back + palette) Ends October 4th Good luck!
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i hate being mind horny but not body horny
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
its crazy how you can say "make choices that reduce the harm others face" and someones gonna take it as you telling them to personally sign every bomb theyre dropping
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i think you have a moral obligation to vote for the lesser evil when the system does not give you meaningful alternatives
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
lately i genuinely feel dead more than just dead inside like im just hallucinating my life as im bleeding out from a mishap doing too many drugs stuff barely feels real and honestly im not convinced im not in hell i keep having panic attacks from anything that suggests im "coming out of it"
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
hitting conspiracy theory levels here but i think sony practically killing playstation is a direct result of them re-releasing morbius
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
hey if you're reading this can you ask me to draw it doesn't matter if it's a reminder to do it or if you want me to draw something for you pretty please
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
no one really understands the stress hr employees go through, they are on the front lines battling employment directly by denying/ignoring as many applications as possible without hr, safeguarding employment from the masses would be just as possible we should be tipping hr for their services
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
i need to get off the fuckin internet dude
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
piss is not sanitary bear grylls just has a public piss kink
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
im almost 30 and im talking to a 22 year old im practically softballing pedophilia i should be in jail but im not goes to show that laws are meaningless in america anymore
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
if you let yourself be consumed by the regret of not starting sooner, you won't know the joy of starting right now
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
deadlock would be better if the entire cast was girlfailures instead of just half
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Ellie Queer Deer 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🦌🔜 MFF @elliekupo.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Bleat
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Rem supports the LGBTQ+ (despite having no idea what that means) #deadlock #rem #pridemonth
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
i have she capability to make some damn good stickers now
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
hallmark movies could be doomed hetero if they weren't cowards
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
*walks up to a random het couple* so whos the lesbian in the relationship
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
mi scrongle
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
i ate a whole ass can of bushs baked beans and i cannot stop ripping ass and i have errands to run today why the fuck did i eat so many beans
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
i make communism in my big stew pot at home and feed it to the local wildlife in the hopes that the ecological revolution begins soon
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
*guy who has twenty gay thoughts a day voice*: bro i really could go for a waffle right now, and honestly, if it was cock shaped, i wouldn't care, just as long as there's little to no syrup, cause that would be gay, but a little syrup at the start would be fine, just a little tho, not too much
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
i think the psychiatrist who said i had type 2 bipolar was onto something
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
@butterballmoo.bsky.social at the meet n bleat
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
protip: disassociate
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
my social battery is one of them double a's with the crust on it
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
i dont think im supposed to sleep 40 hours in a 72 hour period
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
:)
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
mister beast vs mister peast rap battle homunculus
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
exercise protip: have horrible visions in your dreams so you thrash in your sleep to maintain muscle suppleness
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
if all you do is ragebait im just going to assume you have a no friends kink
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
yall i just had a thought im so fucking scared thats not supposed to happen
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
unhealthily obsessed with the story of icarus as of late
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
bluesky really is the "just two dudes with a crazy dream" of social media
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
ah fuck im in a self destructive spiral
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
funny how many people are admitting skill issue when they write out a review of a game they played for a half hour
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
wild how far some people will go to defend their use of "bro" as gender neutral then get offended when you refer to them with sis like wow gendered language is gendered whether you claim it is or not headass
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
can someone come unfuck my neck that would be great
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
i have the depression i have the adhd i have the combination depression and adhd (help)
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
hey can someone explain to me why posts have a 300 character limit but alt text has like 2000
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
i love lizzanya
package of frozen lasagna
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
"i cant fathom this" ok well i can a fathom is only like 6 feet that's easy
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
i ate too many sour skittles and now my tummy hurt
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
heh
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
rubber fetish comes with its own corruption fetish cause it slowly replaces all your other fetishes with itself until you can't do any kinky stuff without being shiny
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
there's an opossum in my head named flip and shis pronouns are she/sher (the s is silent)
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
hyponatremia isnt real keep hydrating you've almost ascended godesshood
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
crazy how you can flip off your cat or dog and they have no idea what it means if you care for them, they just think you're reaching out to them for pets cruelty is learned, but more importantly, so is kindness a better question is are you kind to yourself like you are to your pet?
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Mayple (give me money) @maypleglade.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
let me cook for u babe i can whip up some absolutely vile dog shit
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