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Mayor Wertz

@mayorwertz.bsky.social
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Host of Don't Rewind! Internet's Favorite Step Dad. Comedy Rapper. Business Inquiries: mayorwertz@gmail.com

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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Just watched a VHS tape that thinks success at work is 10% effort, 90% seduction and fax machines. It’s called Up the Corporate Ladder and yes, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds. Watch here: youtu.be/w7KQMx0fIyg
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Up the Corporate Ladder | Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Ever train to be a server… from a VHS tape? Service That Sells! was a 90s hospitality masterclass—cheesy skits, intense upselling, and a quiz-filled workbook. I made a supercut of the best parts Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGzs...
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Put on some sneakers and don’t move an inch—literally. My latest Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz supercut takes on 2 Mile Walk Walk Aerobics by Leslie Sansone, a VHS tape where the fitness is fierce and the walking stays in place. Watch here: youtu.be/6JcnSCysc9Y
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2 Mile Walk Workout | Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
🚨NEW SHOW🚨 I'll be opening for MC Frontalot & Schaffer the Darklord at The Foundry Concert Club Saturday August 2nd! Get your tickets now! dice.fm/event/2wgq56...
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Ever wanted a vacuum to scream POWER at you? Watch my supercut of the Fantom Fury Vacuum instructional VHS—pure retro cleaning chaos. It's dramatic. It's dusty. It sucks (in a good way). Watch here: youtu.be/dO0S3Oapsuk
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Fantom Fury Vacuum Instructional Video | Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
From the depths of religious children’s media comes “Be Kind to One Another,” a song from Cherub Wings Episode 8: Ooops! Sorry! Cherub Wings knew how to deliver those holy bops—and some light existential dread. This screams Sunday school fever dream. youtu.be/sc1L6ksSkVs
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Be Kind to One Another | Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Ever struggle to get along with your coworkers? This VHS tape from the dusty archives swears it can help. “Conquering Team Conflict” is full of awkward roleplay, stiff acting, and extremely 90s advice on navigating office drama—even when Adrian is being the worst. Watch here: youtu.be/JGOIfnEcvFU
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Conquering Team Conflict | Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Just found a VHS tape called Milkcap Mania that seriously teaches you how to SLAM in POGs like it’s a martial art.
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
This VHS teaches you how to use a mouse like it’s a dangerous new animal. Step one: Don’t panic. Step two: Double-click (slowly). If you’ve ever wondered how your grandma learned tech, this is the VHS. Watch here: youtu.be/M8Rzs3mHm_o #vhs #computer #computers
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
In Learn Gun Safety with Eddie Eagle, a rapping NRA bird teaches kids how NOT to handle guns. I made a VHS supercut. Watch here: youtu.be/BAvm9KuvfLo
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Eddie the Eagle Teaches Gun Safety | Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
Dancin’ Grannies is a real VHS workout led by queens in pastel tracksuits. Grandma energy = unmatched. Watch Here: youtu.be/K4z5APxCfyI
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Dale Oliver’s Yo For It! is a 90s yo-yo tutorial that quickly turns into chaos. Teaching tricks to kids? Not so easy. Part of my Don’t Rewind with Mayor Wertz series. Watch here: youtu.be/0EWB126DlhU
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Yo For It! Yo-Yo Instructional Video | Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
90s VHS nostalgia meets yo-yo mastery! 🪀🎥 Watch this supercut of Arne Dixon’s classic instructional tape—packed with pro tricks & retro magic. Don’t miss the spin! Watch my cut here: youtu.be/sOO-Yxn3iU8
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How to Yo-Yo! | Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
When Libra from Elden Ring: Nightreign starts glitching and just won’t stop spamming the same slam attack. I will not apologize for my laugh.
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
This 90s workout tape said all you need is deep breathing and body flexing to get ripped. Greer Childers is your guide—and trust me, she’s not just leading a workout, she’s leading a breathing revolution. Watch Here: youtu.be/zMbv3a3pYEE
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The Body Flex Workout with Greer Childers | Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Did you think your Beanie Babies collection was going to pay for your college? Of course you did! Today, I’m showing off The World of Beanie Babies: Unauthorized Collector’s Guide hosted by a young Samm Levine from Freaks and Geeks! Watch my cut here: youtu.be/E5_So0ueIPM
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The World of Beanie Babies Unauthorized Collector's Guide | Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Stopped by my producer Steven's place this past weekend to record another song for the new album! Don't want to give away too much, but this one is food related. The album is coming along nicely. #comedy #album #comedyrap #comedymusic #funnysong
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Last week, Ashley and I made the pilgrimage to Misnyland—and yes, we met the man himself, Tim Misny! He was incredibly kind, taking the time to chat with everyone at the event. Don't forget to listen to my song, "What Would Misny Do?" available everywhere!
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
🚨VHS FASHION ALERT🚨 I found a tape called Scarf Trends by Kathie Lee and yes—it’s everything you hope it is and more. 🧣✨ This gem from the ‘90s takes scarf styling way too seriously... and I’m here for it. Watch here: youtu.be/w2wgufg_KB4 My YT has lots of weird videos for you to watch!
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
I picked up 6 VHS tape holders from Facebook Marketplace this week! it's a great way to store all my weird tapes for Don't Rewind! I think I'll have to get some more very soon. The downside is that you don't get to see what's inside but it keeps them safe from my cats who run into them a lot.
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Just dropped a new Don’t Rewind supercut: Service That Sells! — a vintage restaurant training VHS that tries so hard to teach customer service. If you’ve ever worked in food service or love weird old corporate tapes, this one’s for you. Watch here: youtu.be/kGzscQa4Qpo
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Before Bluey... before Minions... there was this heavenly homie. Presenting the Cherub Wings: Oops! Sorry! box art. Yes, your eyes are not deceiving you—that is a CGI angel child teaching repentance through song and cake-based comedy. One tape. Infinite guilt. Watch here: youtu.be/IzDiFfNOxmQ
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
This Christian kids VHS is called Oops! Sorry! and it’s… exactly that. Talking angels. Guilt. Apologies. And cherubs that sound like Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks Bring snacks and maybe a prayer. Watch here: youtu.be/IzDiFfNOxmQ
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Ooops! Sorry!: Forgiveness | Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Remember Cherub Wings? Me neither — but episode 8 (“Ooops! Sorry!”) is all about forgiveness, weird songs, and low-budget angel theology. I chopped it up for the latest Don’t Rewind with Mayor Wertz and honestly… you’re not ready. Watch here: youtu.be/IzDiFfNOxmQ
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Grab your favorite cans of soup because it’s time to get some weight training in! Today, I’m showing you my latest thrift store find: Weight Training for Seniors. Watch my cut of this wonderful tape here: youtu.be/N7fZifzr9nY
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Working out doesn’t have to be difficult, sometimes you can do it with a dining room chair and a couple of cans of soup. This is Weight Training for Seniors, a tape that is guaranteed to get you in shape! If you haven’t watched my cut yet, you are missing out! Watch it here: youtu.be/N7fZifzr9nY
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
If you’ve got a soup can and a dream, this workout is for YOU. Weight Training for Seniors — the VHS fitness tape that proves age is just a number. Watch here: youtu.be/N7fZifzr9nY
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Weight Training for Seniors | Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
We're heading into the woods with a classic VHS from Summit Treestands that’s full of hunting tips, whisper-talking, and 90s camo that just won’t quit. Whether you're a die-hard outdoorsman or just here for the vintage vibes, this one's a hunt worth watching. 👉 youtu.be/9Pa-1d5gt_Q
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SEASONED Outdoorsman Share Their BEST Hunting Secrets | Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
When none of your cats want to do the spinning trend you have to grab something else important: VHS tapes.
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I had some time this week to check out my local Savers thrift store and picked up a few interesting titles to edit for my Don't Rewind series. It seems there is a theme here. Expect to see some videos from these gems soon! #vhs #thrift #thriftstore #thriftstorefinds #vhstapes
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
I found a VHS tape in a random eBay box called Electra at 90 — a loving tribute to the 90th anniversary of Electra, Texas. Never heard of it? Me neither. But this thing is pure small-town magic. Interviews, nostalgia, and slow zooms on historical photos. youtu.be/lWzh0ATWyRw
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Electra, Texas 90th Anniversary | Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I unearthed a true 90s gem: The World of Beanie Babies Unauthorized Collector's Guide — a VHS hosted by none other than a young Samm Levine and it is every bit as wild as it sounds. Come with me on this pastel-colored fever dream as we deep-dive into Ty tag lore. Watch here: youtu.be/E5_So0ueIPM
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Today’s the Cleveland Guardians home opener, and I wanted to make sure everyone’s glove is ready—just in case a home run comes your way in the bleachers. So I popped in an old instructional DVD called Play Ball! Little League Baseball to learn how to properly break in a glove!
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Remember that box of Beanie Babies you swore would fund your future? We found the VHS guide that promised it all—hosted by a young Samm Levine. Watch now on Don’t Rewind with Mayor Wertz: youtu.be/E5_So0ueIPM
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The World of Beanie Babies Unauthorized Collector's Guide | Don't Rewind with Mayor Wertz
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
VHS tapes are a goldmine, and Dancin’ Grannies proves it. It’s an actual workout tape for seniors, and yes—it’s just as incredible as you’re imagining. Watch my cut here: youtu.be/K4z5APxCfyI
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
The Dancin' Grannies are BACK (sort of). I gave Mature Fitness for Beginners the full Don't Rewind treatment—low-impact aerobics, high-impact comedy. Watch the full edit here: youtu.be/K4z5APxCfyI
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Step back into the ‘90s with Dancin' Grannies: Mature Fitness for Beginners! This workout tape is all about fun, flexibility, and keeping active at any age—but the ending? It comes out of nowhere! Watch here: youtu.be/K4z5APxCfyI
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Want to become a Yo-Yo master? When I was a kid I was really into the Yo-Yo, but I never really got past the cat’s cradle. If I had known this tape existed, I would have been able to crush so many trucks! Watch here: youtu.be/sOO-Yxn3iU8
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Want to impress your friends, family, and maybe even the ladies with some slick yo-yo skills? Arne Dixon, the official Duncan Yo-Yo Man, is here to show you how it’s done in this classic instructional video. Watch here: youtu.be/sOO-Yxn3iU8
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Overcome your fear of computers with Basic Computer Literacy! Learn about hard drives, mainframes, and even the keyboard! But don’t worry, while this tape is educational, it also is spiced with a bit of occasional comic relief. 🎥 Watch here: youtu.be/M8Rzs3mHm_o
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
It's time for you nerds to learn what a computer is and how to use it so you don't embarrass yourself at the office. Basic Computer Literacy from Don't Rewind! youtu.be/M8Rzs3mHm_o
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Ever dig through a thrift store VHS bin and find something that should not exist? That’s Hip Hop Animal Rock Workout—a fever dream of funky beats, cartoon animals, and fitness routines straight out of an arcade game. We put it to the test on Don't Rewind. Watch here: youtu.be/cYxROTwxuvk
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Throwing it back to the Hip Hop Animal Rock Workout—a vintage kids' exercise tape full of funky beats, wild animation, and some... interesting dance moves. youtu.be/cYxROTwxuvk #vhs #workout
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Hip Hop Animal Rock Workout | Don’t Rewind with Mayor Wertz
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
"Balloon Magic" is a wild ride through the golden age of balloon twisting. You're missing out if you haven't seen my cut of this bizarre VHS gem! Watch it now! youtu.be/SHuBEdckWEM #vhs #vhstapes #balloons
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Twist, turn, and prepare for pure balloon chaos! Balloon Magic takes you back to the golden age of party entertainment—where clowns ruled, dogs were made of latex, and retirement homes got wild. Watch, laugh, and maybe even master a poodle of your own! 📺 Watch now: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHuB...
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
New series alert! Don’t Rewind with Mayor Wertz—exploring the weird, funny, and bizarre VHS tapes I dig up. Ep 1: Kathy Lee’s 90s scarf masterclass—dramatic drapes, wild fashion, peak scarf ideas. Watch here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2wg... #VHS
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Scarf Trends with Kathie Lee (Don't Rewind w/ Mayor Wertz)
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Finalizing some Plague Marines for my Deathguard Army!
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Mayor Wertz @mayorwertz.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Hey it's me again
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