Reposted by MayorthirstyWuf 멍멍 @bongrot.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Forgot I have the day off if anybody wants to fall in love get married and start a family 41192
Reposted by Mayorthirstypost-tag @avantgardegoth.bsky.social · 02/02/2025It not being winter rn is kinda slay 5691
Reposted by MayorthirstyJack 🙂↕️ @altyjacky.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Also I need a cash pig to pay for all the merch I need to buy 3481
Mayorthirsty @mayorthirsty.bsky.social · 18/01/2025hey bb. if you’re reading this… tense your jaw, transfer all the weight to your shoulders, tighten your whole body, don’t drink water ever again. ily! u got this: 💕 020
Reposted by MayorthirstyPT Klein @ptklein.com · 14/01/2025“I drive a mini cooper and I’m feeling super duper” is galaxy brain stuff. We simply cannot comprehend the Madonian mind. 131
Mayorthirsty @mayorthirsty.bsky.social · 14/01/2025American life is PERFECT, actually, for those asking 130
Mayorthirsty @mayorthirsty.bsky.social · 09/01/2025was just the 667th likemedia.tenor.coma woman is saying i rebuke it in the name of the lord !ALT: a woman is saying i rebuke it in the name of the lord ! 120
Reposted by MayorthirstyMayorthirsty @mayorthirsty.bsky.social · 15/12/2024my phone suggested this memory on my homescreen at work today :) 0251
Mayorthirsty @mayorthirsty.bsky.social · 24/12/2024Not me falling in love with every barber who touches my hair 010
Reposted by Mayorthirstypost-tag @avantgardegoth.bsky.social · 22/12/2024Midwestern women love to call it “chipolte” 3162
Mayorthirsty @mayorthirsty.bsky.social · 22/12/2024listening to straight guys talk about women is terrifying 010
Reposted by MayorthirstyEmma Bolden @emmabolden.bsky.social · 16/12/2024touching grass is not enough, i need to get inside a volcano 828180
Mayorthirsty @mayorthirsty.bsky.social · 15/12/2024my phone suggested this memory on my homescreen at work today :) 0251
Reposted by MayorthirstyMayorthirsty @mayorthirsty.bsky.social · 14/07/2023getting my wisdom teeth removed snatched me right up 0161
Mayorthirsty @mayorthirsty.bsky.social · 12/12/2024will never forgive the girl who broke this mirror 060
Mayorthirsty @mayorthirsty.bsky.social · 10/12/2024fighting the urge to make jokes on my friends nudes 040
Mayorthirsty @mayorthirsty.bsky.social · 07/12/2024wait… the bar i’m opening is just as pretty as me 🤭 190
Mayorthirsty @mayorthirsty.bsky.social · 05/12/2024I guess the question is…. why isn’t anyone kissing me rn 090
Mayorthirsty @mayorthirsty.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Oomf worried he’s giving bottom vibes. Meanwhile he’s cooking chili 1110
Mayorthirsty @mayorthirsty.bsky.social · 29/11/2024gonna start posting random lyrics on here like it’s 2010 facebook 270
Reposted by MayorthirstyFormerly JawnMike @johnmichael.bsky.social · 27/11/2024🚨Breaking News: you’re a cutie 1299
Mayorthirsty @mayorthirsty.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Flight attendant keeps calling JFK “John FK airport” 050
Mayorthirsty @mayorthirsty.bsky.social · 27/11/2024The panic people have while boarding planes when seats are assigned needs to be studied 4240
Mayorthirsty @mayorthirsty.bsky.social · 24/11/2024just remembered that one time I posted this caption and someone dm’d me and told me I should kill myself 050
