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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Just got the "You have to start calling it Super Intelligence" email at work. Dumbest timeline.

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Seattle Orcas @mlcseattleorcas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Practice makes Breetzke perfect 💪 #SeattleOrcas #AmericasFavoriteCricketTeam #MLC2026

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Gonna sit on my ass for a couple of weeks and update all my documentation. Thanks for the money American Taxpayers.

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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️

8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Your semi-annual reminder that Forbes is owned by Binance bros and is captured media that will only ever print pro-crypto bullshit.

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

#4 will always be #2 in my heart. www.shortlist.com/music/the-50...

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

I am watching Demonwarp (1988) for the first time tonight on Tubi and I am 100% distracted by the zombie with the @theresidents.bsky.social shirt. Also, what happened to Bigfoot?

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I don't watch much sports, but I feel secondhand embarrassment for the @mets.com sitting here at the bar.

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I didn't read the whole article, but I did do a quick CNTRL-F on this @newsweek.com article that is taking Tucker Carlson seriously and I found no mentions of "demon attacks" or "zero point energy weapons". Great job. No notes.

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Tucker Carlson Floats Credit Card Debt Revolt

Tucker Carlson is drawing backlash after suggesting Americans should consider stopping payments on their credit cards.

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

My wife was watching a Hulk Hogan documentary and I told her that the Hulkster is best known as "your favorite piece of shits favorite piece of shit" and now I'm conflicted if that's a good epitaph or not.

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

So many questions about this photo. Did they actually sell bed sheets, pillowcases and duvet covers with the logo on them? Did they only sell them for single beds? Was this photo taken in between Alex's marriages? Would a grown man in between marriages sleep in a single bed? A millionaire no less?

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Should I set up a booth at this and sell my Raw Milk Supplements? All the power of Raw Milk in the palm of your hand!

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Just when I think things can't get any stupider, I turn on Sean Hannities radio program and hear Nancy Grace telling his audience that anti-gravity jet propulsion is real

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I asked my dog if Bassa Nova was Jazz and this was the face I got for twenty minutes.

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

I don't like Dulcita hops and I am taking to Blue Sky to let 4 or 5 people know!

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Our musical guest tonight apologized for his solo performance by letting me know he's day job is being in a Ween cover band. I wasn't sure how to take that.

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Google just shared this memory of a photo I took in 2011 of Zestos in Ballard celebrating @amandaknox.com with either a $2.50 burger and fries, or a $250 burger and fries. I have no other context beyond that it was weird enough for me to take a picture. #oldballard

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Vice reporting this like it's fresh news.

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 11/02/2026

I asked the AI on RFKs realfood.gov website what to feed my wife who is a fish and it recommended salmon.

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

And if you believe that...I've got a bridge to sell you.

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Maui apparently has a problem with cheater pints.

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Seattle Orcas @mlcseattleorcas.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Our spin wizard sure showcased his magic in ILT20 Season 4 ✨ #SeattleOrcas #AmericasFavoriteCricketTeam #WaqarSalamkheil

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

When it hits 69,420 the bots will kick in to buy because this is bullshit bought and sold by deeply unserious people.

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

I'm watching "Absurd" an Italian horror movie from 1981. There's a killer on the loose but no cops are available to catch him because everyone is watching football. It's the Steelers vs Cowboys - a big game! Here's a bunch of cops watching the NFL in a typical American living room:

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Doing some brewery research and I came across this Wikipedia sub category and I'll admit I laughed too hard.

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Alternative Tentacles Records @alternativetent.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

A heartfelt congratulations to @nardwuar for being one of 80 new appointees to the Order of Canada. That’s right! Nardwuar the Human Serviette has received one of Canada’s highest civilian honors. It’s absolutely well deserved! Congratulations Nardwuar!!! You are an inspiration to us all!

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 15/12/2025

It's my Untappd year end wrap up! Hope yours looks the same. #yelpforbeer

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 07/12/2025

Why does AI automatically think dogs wear pants like this instead of on all four legs? Does ChatGPT think his front legs are arms?

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jakarta methheadless horseman @sweetmax.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

man, trump fucked our economy. under joe biden, you could buy a car with this

bored ape nft. a monkey in an electric teal hoodie with white drawstrings, the monkie has headphones around his neck and looks like they don’t want to make small talk

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 30/10/2025

Calling it. Nobel Peace Prize committee about to get NUKED!

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

This was released in 1990 in Japan and I have no idea how I haven't heard it until now. Top tier hardcore. www.youtube.com/watch?v=X02k...

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Nightmare - Give Notice Of Nightmare ( FULL ALBUM)

YouTube video by RICKVARUKERS1

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Sometimes I think about Stan Ridgeways solo record after Wall of Voodoo, which featured the hit Vietnam War ditty "Camouflage" and today was one of those days. #vietnamwar #ditty #stanridgeway #camouflage #awfulybigmarine www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFYx...

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Stan Ridgway - Camouflage

YouTube video by tetos67

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

The brewing business has always been fickle. This time feels a little different though. I'm absolutely gob-smacked that we've got 30bbl brewhouses selling at auction now for less than scrap value. Stainless will scrap for $1/lb and a 60bbl FV will run around 3000 lbs. This one sold for $750.

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

A reminder that crypto bros invested heavily in Forbes and it is now captured media. Forbes will never not shill for Buttcoin.

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

FedEx killing it on the logistics front.

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

I asked ChatGPT to make me a picture of what this weekend's Sasquatch convention would look like and it almost got right.

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 19/06/2025

Furious George was the only good band on Lookout! records.

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Correct me if I'm wrong, but it looks like part of the Winlock Egg Days celebration next weekend is a hunt for unrefrigerated egg salad sandwiches which have been left scattered throughout an elementary school.

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 13/06/2025

If you are a teen in East Lewis County, I'll be selling single cigarettes next to the hotel tomorrow.

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The Mayor of Packwood @mayorofpackwood.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

I went to the Olympic Club after my haircut today, which means I am legally obligated to post this picture of Washington States finest urinals.

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