Mayor Gumdrop @mayorgumdrop.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Yo this is straight-up vile. You cooked your brain on X for over a year. The hitler particles got in your head too smh. Unfollowing and unsubscribing to KTC. This shit sucks. 180
Mayor Gumdrop @mayorgumdrop.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They’re all stinky. It’s worse than smelling bad, their vibes are stinky. They’re all repulsive, hateful little gremlins. The narrative of the “male loneliness epidemic” has always pissed me off as sympathetic cover for incels. Their sense of entitlement is the source of their repulsion! Stinky 130
Mayor Gumdrop @mayorgumdrop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The Trump Administration has the same culture, values, and posture as a violent mafia. They’re all thugs, frauds, and gangsters. No amnesty. These violent goons must all face consequences for destroying the social fabric of American life. 010
Mayor Gumdrop @mayorgumdrop.bsky.social · 25/09/2026You’ve caught me at a very Japanese time in my life 000
Mayor Gumdrop @mayorgumdrop.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I know Hitachi for making the world’s greatest vibrator, and an absurdly large industrial vehicle which looks like it could mine spice on arakis 151
Mayor Gumdrop @mayorgumdrop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Trump’s 2026 Iran War has utterly shattered whatever remained of US force projection in the region. Not only should the US pull out to prevent further regional instability - the US military has 0 strategic choice but to pull out. Now America only has a sunk cost fallacy + electoral party calculus. 000
Mayor Gumdrop @mayorgumdrop.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Second* most brutal act of public character assasination by song in music history 130
Mayor Gumdrop @mayorgumdrop.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Macklemore/Dave Matthews/Woody Guthrie/Pete Seger all fit pretty well together bc the average car passenger is gonna react like this if you throw their music on the aux. Especially in 30-50 more years. 070
Mayor Gumdrop @mayorgumdrop.bsky.social · 24/08/2026A comedy show made for people who nod sagely at shit like this 010
Mayor Gumdrop @mayorgumdrop.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I mean you gotta take the unbelievable funding differential into account. The massive tv ad spending delivered huge rural returns for stevens but abdul carried almost everything remotely dense. Like him or not, AES beat massive odds to win this week. 100
Mayor Gumdrop @mayorgumdrop.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Holy shit he got a second new york tattoo below the first new york tattoo 120
Mayor Gumdrop @mayorgumdrop.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Gas is currently topping a national average price of $4/gallon. I’d argue that Americans care far more about the price of fuel and its impact on their holiday travel plans than they do about Francesca Hong’s tweets about Thanksgiving. www.nbcnews.com/data-graphic... 100
Mayor Gumdrop @mayorgumdrop.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Brother did you see Music Man’s response?? An absutely disgusting scandal. Putting ohio up to national shame as the OHGOP always does. 000
Mayor Gumdrop @mayorgumdrop.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Yeah it’s definitely hitting the old upton sinclair quote 010
Mayor Gumdrop @mayorgumdrop.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Lol yeah. Brb im driving a box truck to clean out all the chicagoland mutual aid hubs and food pantries so i can re-sell them to tourists on michigan ave and make a gazillion dollars. My business model is full proof and everyone’s doing it lol 010
Mayor Gumdrop @mayorgumdrop.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I’m not accusing public grocery store haters of being poor people hating fascists or anything crazy, but there is a very priveleged tone to the stancilist debate bros on here. If you live near a city, your poor neighbors are currently shopping deep discounted prices rn! And the market is still fine 010
Mayor Gumdrop @mayorgumdrop.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I’m not accusing public grocery store haters of being poor people hating fascists or anything crazy, but there is a very priveleged tone to the stancilist debate bros on here. If you live near a city, your poor neighbors are currently shopping deep discounted prices rn! And the market is still fine 000
Mayor Gumdrop @mayorgumdrop.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Chart for dinner is the most efficient allocation of resources 🤓 090
