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FATHER OF NONE, WINNER OF FATHER OF THE YEAR AWARD FOR FIVE CONSECTUTIVE YEARS

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MAYO @mayonofive.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
JOSEF YOU DID IT AGAIN
Headshot of Josef Fares smiling
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MAYO @mayonofive.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
POSITIVITY INJECTION I FOUND 15 CENTS OUTSIDE OF A DISPENSARY WHILE ON A WALK :D
Concrete sidewalk background. In the foreground is a left hand with one dime and five pennies.
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MAYO @mayonofive.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
...ME N' WHOOOO???!
The characters from Don't Nod's "Lost Records: Bloom and Rage" (in order from left to right Nora, Kat, Swann and Autumn) at night in a forest, bathed in purple light and looking down into an abyss.
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MAYO @mayonofive.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I can't stop thinking about #LostTapes #Bloom&Rage
The meme "Out of your friends which one are you: Truck Freak, Crazy Ass, Layed Back, The Fighter" with characters from Lost Tapes Bloom and Rage edited on. Swann is truck freak. Kat is Crazy ass. Nora is layed back. Autumn is the fighter
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MAYO @mayonofive.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I'm like their little butch sister
A Screencast from the snl 50 bridesmaids sketch featuring Pedro Pascal, Marcello Hernandez and Bad Bunny standing together with microphones in their hands
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MAYO @mayonofive.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
An United States election map filled in with a beige/gold color, representing that JosephineMontilyet has won a presidential election in an utter landslide. In the bottom right is josephine's tarot card and an image of josephine is transparent in the whole of the photo.
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MAYO @mayonofive.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Tellind will never beat the "daddy issues" allegations, especially not when she latches so strongly onto the next older Dwarf man that shows up. A lot of what she does is to make him proud, and she really isn't sure that she could do this without him.
A Screencap of the "you are my dad" vine but with a picture of my rook Tellind (dwarf woman) with a picture of Varric in the corner. There is the caption of "You're My Dad!" at the bottom
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MAYO @mayonofive.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I wanna show off my bg3 Tav! Tahlorah (she/her) A tiefling monk who left her monastic order to go back home to Baldurs Gate and got abducted the minute she stepped foot in the city. She is a repressed girlie but eager to start over and live her life! She just has to save the world and herself first
Tahlorah, a dark-blue skinned tiefling with dark horns, silver makeup on her lips and eyes, white markings upon her face, short white hair, white facial markings and glowing blue eyes. In her camp clothes, she lays on a bed roll at night and stares upwards. She also rests her head upon her right hand.A shot taken from a lower angle of Tahlorah, whilst standing in the Shadowfell. She wears a garment of black and red with white bone-like adornments. The look on her face being that of immense focusTahlorah stands beside a white-haired Shadowheart in the daylight while at a fair. Both look mildly alarmed/disturbed. In this photo, Tahlorah has cut her hair into something much shorter and very neat.A closer shot of Tahlorahs face as she looks pensive as she looks off into yhe distance. She wears a headband now. The vista behind her blurred and dark and pinkish
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MAYO @mayonofive.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I need Manfred to meet Sera. She might be put off by him at first but I think they could be an unstoppable force together. Call him something like "Bonesly." Turn him into aprankster in training. They have a secret handshake. She would hiss back at him and tell others "You wouldn't get it"
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MAYO @mayonofive.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I think that Cailin would be so stoked to meet a Griffin, the dude seemed a big fan of the legends of the Wardens. He'd meet Assan and probably go "My, my! What a fierce and spirited young thing!" In awe of the little dude completely. Maybe a playfighting wrestling match would also come out of it
Cailan Theirin from Dragon Age Origins
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MAYO @mayonofive.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
LOVE THIS
A picture of Bellara with heart and love emoji behind her, the text "BELLARA MENTIONED" is in the foreground of it all
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MAYO @mayonofive.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
It is unreal how badly I need this shirt.
Two individuals from a redbubble listing page wearing black shirts of shadowheart from Baldurs Gate 3 but the text upon it says "SHART"
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MAYO @mayonofive.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
This is much more than a mention but I made this and I love her, so thank you for drawing her
A picture of Bellara with heart and love emoji behind her, the text "BELLARA MENTIONED" is in the foreground of it all
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MAYO @mayonofive.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Sending him to the store to buy milk and eggs, I think this should be enough!
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MAYO @mayonofive.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Something about insanely strong adaptive leader women and the once-naive bisexual maidens who loved them so much they brought them back to life
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MAYO @mayonofive.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
.....somebody beat ya to it
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MAYO @mayonofive.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
WELCOME BACK COLETTE AND GINA HALF LIFE DECAY
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MAYO @mayonofive.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
SHOUTOUT TO PEARL HOUZUKI MY SECOND BIGGEST FAN
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MAYO @mayonofive.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I wanna show off my Rook! Tellind "Thorne," the Angry Bastard Princess who joined the Grey Wardens to find and beat up her dad but instead got adopted by Varric and recruited to save the world.
A screenshot from Dragon Age The Veilguard of a dwarven Grey Warden Rook with long dark hair, face markings, and a dark tattoo on her right arm. She stands with a neutral gaze and hands on her hips. A screenshot from Dragon Age The Veilguard of a dwarven Grey Warden Rook with long dark hair and face markings. She is sitting down and the shot is closer on her than in the pelrevious one. Also, she looks annoyed/frustrated here
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MAYO @mayonofive.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Spotify what are you telling me.
The recommendations section of a Spotify playlist. However the songs are glitches out so that only Right Round by Flo Rida and Kesha is repeated nine times over before two instances of Shower by Becky G, and then one more Right Round. Note, the 'Refresh button to show new recommendations is closer than it normally would be to the 'ADD' button(s).
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MAYO @mayonofive.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
BEHOLD "The Fucker"
A crudely drawn black and white digital illustration of an unnervingly wide-eyed rock troll from the film Trolls World Tour. He is wearing a black tank top with a skull and bones, jean shorts, a spikey wristband, and has a very sharp and spikey hairstyle. He also stands in an intimidating manner with both fists clenched
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