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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Nothin' like slamming a few Mama Lil's Asparagini right after a cardio workout

Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

we've been Rawdogging Catfishing this whole time. We didn't know you could click on the wiki articles! We've just been using our raw electrified dome meat!

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I will never forget my Women Studies professor taking attendance on September 11, 2001 and getting angry that more than half the class was out

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Him: Who is this? Is this Spaghetti Warehouse Explosion? Me: Do you mean String Cheese Incident?

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I think it's bullshit that there isn't a J in magic

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

For the second time in one year I mistook Howard Dean for Dean Cane

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I'm glad the guy I had my first sexual experiences with who owns one of the more successful weed shops in Seattle is doing well.

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I'm eating crackers in bed. Ernie would be so disappointed.

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

There is nothing quite like standing at the open window of a bathroom, with thunder and lightning raging outside, watching a video on the history of color names, while being stoned out of your mind.

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

It's the closest we can come to watching the president's brains being blown out on national television

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Lindsey Graham being dead would be v. cool rn

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

My new job is union and there is a retirement fund. My first shareholder-less job and it feels good man

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

My new response to pretty much everything: What can we do about it other than killing people?

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Me yelling over the workout music: HOW DID WE EVER THINK HE WAS STRAIGHT!?! THE BPM ALONE IS A DEAD GIVEAWAY!

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

One of my favorite things that my partner and I do is take pictures of our cats from where we're sitting and text them to each other

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Rush hits different when you're older

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Some amazing rainy porch sittin' last night

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Do you think MAGA get all NIMBY about detention centers?

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

If I were a bird, I would be known for soaring.

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Tom Leykis @tomleykis.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

The HELL with the World Cup. THIS is my TV viewing all this afternoon!

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I love pissing my mom off before 7am

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

For those wondering, no. No, you can't "shred" fridge cold butter with a potato ricer

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Nothing brings me greater joy than seeing a software engineer putting a sticker on their laptop upside down.

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Sometimes I wish I could wear my slippers in the shower

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

In case you were wondering, you can get Gemini to make an image of Cornholio shooting Charlie Kirk. But you've gotta be slightly smart about it

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

My contribution in a high stakes meeting: Yeah, sounds great.

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Wild sentence I just heard: Pizzaballa is in Israel right now...

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Water has no business being this refreshing goddamn

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

As an IT professional, today I had to show a customer how to turn a TV on without a remote

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

Is this what it felt like in the early days of the Vietnam war? Because Trump is pretty much following that playbook but just swapped out Communism for nuclear weapons

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I still chuckle when I think about my first boyfriend not believing me when I told him Freddie Mercury was gay

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Swiping the timeline the last few years is Fucking wild. ::swipe:: Bisan reporting horrors as Israel drops bombs in the background ::swipe:: Billy Joel viral song/dance ::swipe:: Girl Dinner ::swipe:: Gen Z protests in Napal ::swipe:: subway takes ::swipe:: Trumps skin

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

I have turned into my father; muttering "jesus" and "goddam" under my breath as I read article after article of how much money the US has lost in JUST FIGHTER JETS.

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

I don't know where I've been the last 30 minutes. I think that is where I need to be.

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Pour one out for the homies. Shits about to get rough.

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

With the state of the union tomorrow, I predict bombs to be dropped over Iran in the next 24 hours.

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

I can smell a utilikilt wearer a mile away

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

I've been needing to feel something again so I created an account on AP and I just comment on articles to rage bait the boot lickers and nazis.

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 17/02/2026

This year I decorated it from memory. Happy Birthday, Babby.

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

I just had my first Guppy run in Balatro. My Edmond Pilled Joker Chads would get it.

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Yolk & Oil @mayonnaisehands.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Don't you love waking up to your robot vacuum using cat poop as a crayon all over your living room floor?

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