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Mayonezboi

@mayonezboi.bsky.social
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"It's bad on purpose" - probably me idk my YouTube: youtube.com/@mayonezboi?si=KdV2JFZ8…

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Mayonezboi @mayonezboi.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
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a man with a beard is wearing sunglasses and a bandana around his head .
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing sunglasses and a bandana around his head .
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Mayonezboi @mayonezboi.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
call her a chain chomp the way she be chomping on my chain
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Mayonezboi @mayonezboi.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
guy and girl in traditional Bengali clothing.
Digital stylized artistic rendering of a man (left) and woman (right) dressed in traditional Bengali clothing. The man on the left is dressed in a green kurta top (or "Panjabi") and white trousers with socks and sandals. He has his hands crossed behind his back. The woman on the right has straight black hair and is wearing a green and red saree with gold brocade stitching and gold bracelets, necklace, earrings, and tikli (or a pendant worn on the forehead).
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Mayonezboi @mayonezboi.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Something doesn’t feel right here
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Mayonezboi @mayonezboi.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Also not great but at least you get to see a doctor at some point
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Mayonezboi @mayonezboi.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Have they considered that Canada’s healthcare system sucks
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Mayonezboi @mayonezboi.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
I don’t want to be mean or anything but like why is no one on here funny
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Mayonezboi @mayonezboi.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Average bluesky user will see this and go “hell yeah”
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Mayonezboi @mayonezboi.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
BAH HUMBUG!!!1!1!1!!1!1!1!!!!!
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Mayonezboi @mayonezboi.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
This is an older piece, but I am a man of my word.
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Mayonezboi @mayonezboi.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
guy and girl in traditional Palestinian clothing.
Digital stylized artistic rendering of a man (left) and woman (right) dressed in traditional Palestinian clothing. The man on the left is dressed in a gray and white striped qumbaz coat and black waistband, black pantaloons, and black leather boots, with a keffiyeh tied on his head. The woman on the right has brown, curly hair and is dressed in a black dress with red and white tatriz stitching, holding a bouquet of poppies.
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Mayonezboi @mayonezboi.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
call her stationary reference frame the way she makes my length contract when she observes me in motion
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Mayonezboi @mayonezboi.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
she be special on my relativity till I time dilate
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Mayonezboi @mayonezboi.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
you can see the life drained from his eyes
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Mayonezboi @mayonezboi.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
went insane studying for diff eq a while back
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Mayonezboi @mayonezboi.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I like the implication that YouTubers and streamers are not people
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Mayonezboi @mayonezboi.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Every so often I tap and hold the twitter app icon to delete it but realize my sisters still send me stuff on there sometimes
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Mayonezboi @mayonezboi.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
when I'm at a nothing ever happens competition and my opponent isn't there
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Mayonezboi @mayonezboi.bsky.social · 25/10/2024
sorry that was me with your uhhh…. with your uhhhhhh……..
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Mayonezboi @mayonezboi.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
I might post art and stuff if I feel like it.
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Mayonezboi @mayonezboi.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Wallahi this better be better than X
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