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Maynard Flash

@maynardflash.bsky.social
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I support LGBTQ and trans rights. I am a 69 year-old widower retiree living on Social Security. I despise Rump and the Crump administration with every fiber of my being you will most likely see much anti-Tromp rhetoric on this page. Fuck trunt!

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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 5h
All I can say is what the fuck? And I shall gird my loins with the word of the Lord and I shall be victorious… Please fuck yourselves and the fucking horses you rode in on.
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why am I not surprised Kennedy was involved?
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Oh yes, I absolutely agree. Smacks of project 2025. I’m just wondering who is feeding it to Trump? Trump’s an idiot who prefers pictures as opposed to actual words is it Stephen Miller? Russel Vought? It is my understanding that Natalie Harp was critical in his decision to ban the news outlets
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Whatever he can manage to pull out of his ass at any given time I mean he’s working with half his frontal temporal lobe at best…
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dollars to donuts that guy has never gotten laid. I absolutely hate these incell motherfuckers. They all need to fucking get laid and smoke a bowl, and chill the fuck out. And while I’m at it, try opening the door for a young woman once in a while you ignorant fuck.
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He just pisses on everything. Doesn’t he do the United States government cannot finance a partisan fucking ad like that it’s illegal as fuck but he does it anyway… I hope to fuck the Democrats when they’re in power kick his ass to the curb and make it fucking stick this time.
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
😢
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yes, I personally think Trump is about the stupidest fucking thing to draw breath no fucking way he can come up with this line of bullshit by himself somebody’s manipulating this dumb fuck. It’s like a circus animal… Feed him a compliment and he will roll over like a trained seal.
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Even the stupid fucking idiots that voted for Trump are beginning to realize that he’s lying when he tells you grocery prices are down. Gas is cheap and then you go to the store spend twice as much for shit that you bought last year and filling your fucking car up costs twice as much.
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Please, please kindly go fuck yourself… Your little commercial outlines an authoritarian fascist State go fuck yourself
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh your fucking economy is historic all right… Just for all the wrong fucking reasons fucking lying sack of shit 
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jk
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Evil bastard!
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That there is funny I don’t care who you are.
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Doesn’t the world criminal court have a warrant for the rest of Netanyahu? I thought if he landed in New York City, he was gonna be arrested. I know he can’t travel to most of European countries at least that’s the threat.
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well, Trump TV has been an absolute laughable failure. It had 8000 something viewers / members at the beginning which rapidly dropped off to less than 1000. Since it was supposed to be 24 seven coverage of Trump,
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
OK, secretary of defense is new nickname Hard-on Hegseth Share this with wonderful abandon!
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Trump shitting his pants and pissing himself in public has never been a dealbreaker before. Why now?
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
And Trump has 3 inch lifts in his fucking heels. So that would put him right at 5 foot nine.
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well, that kind of goes without saying
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Robin D. Ashe @vampwritergrrl.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You could give him a plastic potted plant, and it would die. A pet rock. I've never seen a rock just die, but it would.
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well, to be fair how big was the venue if it was a high school gymnasium that’s about 10% full, full… being roughly 1000 people
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Trump is literally toxic, everything he touches turns to absolute shit. Prove me wrong.
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fuck yeah!
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wait… what? If we buy $2 billion worth of bananas, we lose $2 billion because we just spent $2 billion? Buying bananas.
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So what the fuck is Joe Rogan on our side now?
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Somebody needs to get to Mitch before his handlers do.
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
There was not a goddamn thing wrong with the fucking Kennedy Center until you decided to “fix it”.
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
God he e such a whiny little bitch. !!! Eventually, he’ll latch on to the fact that his type don’t get along well in prison. The inmates that are walking around are the ones who “take care” of Pedophiles and sex traffickers such as yourself. Be thankful you’re still breathing.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I absolutely believe in my heart of hearts that Trump wasn’t elected in the last election he fucking stole it. You know it. I know it Elon Musk did it.
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Subcontracted by the fuckers who destroyed the reflecting pool.
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So let me get this straight Trump can’t tear down the Kennedy center? Is that correct fucking A! Or has been temporarily denied that bullshit temper tantrum that he’s been throwing?
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Shit a good batch of meth will net you three times that much.
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And? Well, I guess no one ever accused, Ted Cruz of not being observant
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Just a walking piece of shit. This horrible thing masquerading as a human being. Fuck trump!!!
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Fucking blank exclamation point is right Jesus there is absolutely nobody fucking home. I’m not even sure it’s Mitch. To be honest with you I think they substituted an elderly geriatric patient as a body double did some work on his face and promised to take care of his family, and funeral expenses
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
May perhaps if they charge a small fee to watch all of this fucking political theater they might be able to raise enough money for a cup of coffee.
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What’s new? How can this be a white man in the south, in a position of authority…Mon deux!
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You know when they were wheeling him out of his house and they asked him for a thumbs up or what’s the good word senator how are you doing? Senator? It was a blank fucking stare. The lights are kind of on, but nobody’s home. Mitch McConnell has left the building.
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Kegstand is a sexist bastard If there were anyone father away from a real man it’s him
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This one doesn’t check out it’s not real. The problem is people who post this shit gey everybody riled up. They need to shut the fuck up Donald Trump has no problem making a complete ass of himself all by himself 
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Well, his stroke probably damaged the part of his brain that decides direction… you know up down good bad right left…
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nothing to see here folks nothing to see move along, move along no corruption here no sir nope.
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
True, but there will always be the nature versus nurture argument
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Amen to that.
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I still entertain the notion that children are absolutely innocent. They’re like a blank slate, Donald Trump‘s father immeasurably broke his son And Trump’s father in turn was destroyed by his own father and so on and so forth at some point, you have to break the cycle. Furthermore,fuck Trump
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Devils Tower?
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Some sort of vasodilator.
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Maynard Flash @maynardflash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Liar what a fucking liar… Whatever happened to the checks and all the fucking dividends from all the fucking cost cutting and DOGE  what about all the shit promises. this amounts to nothing more than a goddamn bribe vote for me. I’ll give you $5000. Fuck your $5000.
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