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Maylott

@maylott.bsky.social
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He/him. Painter of miniatures, player of games. Escape room and ttrpg Games Master. Sometimes sells painted minis: ebay.io/m/4i6Tak Very occasionally makes games: maylott.itch.io

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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like a bit of historical distance helps to soften the problems. Obviously Bronze age stuff or Napoleonics can still be a vehicle for a lot of racism in the miniatures and rules design, but it sidesteps the problem of "hey bud, why are your Waffen SS guys so lovingly and accurately painted?"
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Not to mention all the OTHER problems with the Western genre...
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There's a fun Gunslinger game in there somewhere, but it's fighting for space with the other stuff they wanted the game to be. Maybe it's a problem with the Western genre that there's really only one way for the drama to end, which isn't ideal if you want players to have other options available.
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But I guess a system in which the only way to fight is to engage in dramatic and narratively vital duels would have to be part of a smaller and much less marketable game.
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When I ran it, I felt like the disconnect between the mechanics for tense, dramatic duels, and multi-round combat weakened the experience. I get that players want to be DOING things and fighting stuff, but giving them the option of getting into protracted shootouts weakened the atmosphere IMO.
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Infamous for insidious inveigulations
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Verb: inveigle Noun: inveigulation Adjective: inveigulous
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I preferred Snowy Monkeys' earlier work.
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Cut me to pieces, Volsces, men and lads. Stain all your edges on me. If you have writ your annals true, tis there, that like an eagle in a dovecote I fluttered your Volscians in Corioli. Alone, I did it, motherfucker."
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Consider how fearsomely tall you could be if you spiked it up without cutting it short first...
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"The Horsemen took your lands! They drove your people into the hills to scratch a living off rocks!" The Dunlendings are ready for revenge. #MESBG #MiddleEarth #LordOfTheRings #Dunlending #WildMen #Warhammer #MiniaturePainting
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've decided it's time to sell the Ironjawz army. They were a lot of fun to paint, but I'm just not using them. Check them out on my ebay store if that's something that would interest you. ebay.io/m/4i6Tak #Warhammer #AgeOfSigmar #Ironjawz #OrrukWarclans #MiniaturePainting
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ah yes, the gun that kills YOU instantly.
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"This is my factoid! There are many like it, but this one is mine!"
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've decided it's time to sell the Ironjawz army. They were a lot of fun to paint, but I'm just not using them. Check them out on my ebay store if that's something that would interest you. ebay.io/m/4i6Tak #Warhammer #AgeOfSigmar #Ironjawz #OrrukWarclans #MiniaturePainting
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
France is like The Past; it's another country.
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That's why Déagol had to struggle so hard with the big fish.
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Done with the same energy as a pirated youtube upload of Interstellar with "No Copyright Intended!" In the video description.
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There are two kinds of people in the world; people who can extrapolate from incomplete data...
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Blood for the... Maw God! #Ogors #OgorMawtribes #OgorGutseers #Warhammer #AgeOfSigmar #MiniaturePainting
A unit of three Ogor Gutseer miniatures; enormous pallid  monsters, clad in red hoods and splattered with gore.
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The new Ogor Butcher was an absolute delight to paint. Subtlety is for cowards. #OgorMawtribes #Ogor #OgorButcher #Warhammer #AgeOfSigmar #MiniaturePainting
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The camera zooms out, past the clouds, and the satellites, and the moon, to reveal that the Earth itself rotating inexorably around the great cosmic roundabout of the Sun.
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
My only ever first-hand experience of AI was a couple of years ago when I asked it to generate a Necromunda gang list, to see for myself what a useless pile of junk it would spit out. Sure enough, it produced something that looked like rules, but was almost entirely complete nonsense.
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"Our arrows will blot out the... wait..."
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The Saddam Hussein meme, but Saddam has been messily relabeled "Dobby" and the concealing rubble has been relabeled "Beach in Pembrokeshire."
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The Ogors are oging! #Warhammer #AgeOfSigmar #Ogors #OgorMawtribes #OgorGluttons #MiniaturePainting
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I kinda felt like I had to go all-out on the gore for these fellas. I think it turned out equal parts OK/genuinely upsetting. #Warhammer #AgeOfSigmar #Ogors #OgorMawtribes #OgorGorgers #GorgerMawpack #MiniaturePainting
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
These new Ogors are as much fun to paint as I'd hoped. I've had blood-splatter effects overwhelm models in the past, but on chunky models like this, I think there's enough room for them to work. #Warhammer #AgeOfSigmar #Ogors #OgorMawtribes #OgorIronguts #MiniaturePainting
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
They know what they did...
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Finally, drybrush the fur with Grey Seer again (ran out of characters 😄)
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Thanks! The base is sand and PVA, then Dryad Bark, drybrushed with Steel Legion Drab and Ushabti Bone. Valhallan Blizzard for snow. The fur is based with Grey Seer, then Apothecary White all over, followed by watered down Garaghak's Sewer all over and watered down Wyldwood in the deepest recesses.
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
If Ogors are like onions, this fella is a RED onion. #Warhammer #AgeOfSigmar #Ogors #OgorMawtribes #OgorTyrant
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
We got Killing in The Name Of to Christmas number 1 that one time. We can channel that energy again.
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Det kommer hjem!
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
"It looks like you're trying to do something constructive and rewarding. Would you like to stop?"
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I'm sure the imperfections are maddening, but to a know-nothing schlub like me, they give energy to the picture. The world itself crackles around the Power of the Frog.
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I cheer every time!
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Me, sticking my head out of the window and shouting into the street: "What's today, my fine fellow?" A passing chimney-sweep: "Why sir, it's Armageddonmas day!"
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Feeling run-down? A visit to the Slop Chap will have you back on your feet in no time. #Necromunda #Slopper #MutantOutcast #HangersOn #Underhive #Warhammer #40K #Warhammer40K #MiniaturePainting
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
If Claudette doesn't get you with her shotgun, her talons will get the job done. #Necromunda #MutantOutcasts #Underhive #Warhammer #40K #Warhammer40K #MiniaturePainting #Kitbash
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Thank you! Yes indeed, from the Hearthkyn Warriors kit.
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Iron Ryan has skin as scaly as a sumpcroc, and a temper to match. #MutantOutcasts #Necromunda #Underhive #Warhammer #40K #Warhammer40K #Kitbash #MiniaturePainting
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The gang's second champion, Bones, is a man of few words. He prefers to just chop stuff with his chain glaive till it stops moving. #Necromunda #MutantOutcasts #Underhive #Warhammer #40K #Warhammer40K #MiniaturePainting #Kitbash
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The other gangers give Grinning Bill a wide berth. He can't figure out why. #Necromunda #MutantOutcasts #Underhive #Warjammer #40K #Warhammer40K #MiniaturePainting #Kitbash
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This is Tank. They say he was born in the barrel... #Necromunda #MutantOutcasts #Underhive #Warhammer #40K #Warhammer40k #MiniaturePainting #Kitbash
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I chickened out and didn't put any stripes on Norm, but when I do stripes for these guys I start with Ironjawz yellow contrast over the Wraithbone base, then use Black Legion to carefully do the black stripes.
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Cerebella might be a different kind of mutant from the rest of the gang, but her psychic trickery makes her a valued (and feared) member of the team. #Necromunda #MutantOutcasts #Underhive #UnsanctionedPsyker #Warhammer #40K #Warhammer40k #MiniaturePainting
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Norm has got a shotgun, a hazard suit and a job to do. Don't ask him about the tentacle. #Necromunda #MutantOutcasts #Underhive #Warhammer #40K #Warhammer40K #MiniaturePainting
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Meet Tentacles (pronounced like Heracles.) #Necromuna #MutantOutcasts #Underhive #Warhammer #Warhammer40K #40K #Kitbash #MiniaturePainting
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Maylott @maylott.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
This is Frog Boy. He's got a blasting charge, and a dream! #Necromunda #MutantOutcasts #Underhive #Warhammer40K #40K #Warhammer #MiniaturePainting
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