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@mayisatk.bsky.social
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Usually AFK. She/her. 28. British.

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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Trying to look for waterproof jackets on vinted and people are really out here listing shitty quality £20 primark and other fast fashion pieces for £40+... Why tf are you trying to sell this for double the original price or more? Greedy bastards.
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I've been MIA for a bit but CHAT I PASSED MY DRIVING TEST FIRST TIME TODAY WITH ONLY ONE MINOR AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I'm so excited!!!
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I've discovered the art of pulling my back whilst sleeping. Literally how tf
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Chat I finally have a dog again after losing my beautiful girl in Jan. His name is Rusty and he's five and we rescued him yesterday and he's perfect!!!
A light tan coloured mix breed terrier dog sitting on my sisters lap in the car on our way home
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Just spent 3hrs and £20 to make it to a dog's trust to be able to look at dogs to adopt, only for my mum to refuse to look at or ask about any dogs. Love wasting my time.
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I am actually fuming. They've been testing the fire alarm and it's been running for 30mins already. Constant. Blaring. And they just expect us to keep working like nothing is happening, as if it's normal/safe/legal to work in these conditions without prior notice and ear protection given upfront.
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
This guy really needs to sort his insides out because I don't know how much longer I can sit here listening to him constantly burping and belching. It's driving me insane.
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Just got back to London and stepping off the train was like stepping off a plane into a tropical country what the actual FUCK. I only went up north a bit but the difference is insane 😭😭
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
After two days at Alton Towers I can confirm that there are way too many CHILDREN wearing booty shorts with their ass cheeks hanging out and I was very disturbed.
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I have the 3rd most common spelling of my first name, so I'm used to people spelling it wrong. But if you are emailing me or messaging me on teams where my name is RIGHT in front of your face WHY are you spelling it wrong. This woman spells my name differently every time she messages me 🤦🏽‍♀️
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The company I work for: Hey guys look, we bought ice for you guys to use in this exceptional heat Also the company I work for: *locks the freezer*
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Starting off the day at 22° 💀💀
A screenshot showing it's already 22°C at 6am
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
My department manager gave us a 9min heads up that she was calling a meeting (very typical of her, no consideration of other people's time) but then in the meeting she announced she's leaving and omg I could jump for joy
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I caved and made a 30+hour long playlist of old kpop songs just so I can feel something again and somehow with it shuffled it managed to play EXOs Thunder (Korean version) and then EXOs Thunder (Chinese version) back to back and it caught me so off guard.
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Just caught sight of myself in a mirror and realised my dull, dusky, neutral outfit looks real odd with my rainbow nails
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
This random regular employee has set their email signature to 'unofficial specialist and manager'. The second hand embarrassment omgggg. How are you saying that with your full chest
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I will NEVER understand how guys can just be chilling with their ass hanging out of their trousers. Do you not feel the breeze??? Are you not embarrassed?? You are showing your buttcrack to poor unsuspecting people
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Oops... But it's okay coz I saved £76!
My latest Lego purchases: Italian Riviera, 4x4 Mountain truck, Lego Delivery Van and a baseplate.
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
25°C and a cool breeze is sooooo refreshing after the 30+ inescapable oven of death we've had the last few days
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
The people that design phone updates clearly aren't neuro divergent because otherwise they wouldn't just randomly change the look of system apps and other features. There was literally no reason to change the look of the calculator or clock apps etc. WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO MEEE
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Been in this building for 15mins and I'm already sweating, all I've done is wipe down my desk 😭
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Back to work tomorrow (in 9hrs, I should props go to sleep) and in the last hour I have cut my nose, sliced my finger and managed to step on something that hurt. I think this is a sign
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Why is it, in the big year of 2026 so many companies can't grasp that people might have hypens or apostrophes in their names. I just got told my surname is invalid. It's literally MY name.
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Not Loftia referencing labubus 💀💀💀
Atlas saying their Lofufus are not junk
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Been playing Loftia for like 5 mins and I already love it. THE CHARACTERS ARE SO CUTE
My character in Loftia.
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Rawdogging work today (forgot to take my meds)
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Watched a bunch of tomodachi life clips and hearing the American accents is so weird to me, no wonder everyone was confused when Joe's version was British
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I caved... (I spent £50 on tomodachi life)
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I expect my curls to meet a impossibly high standard and let me tell you they do not get there ever
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
My company does a big anonymous feedback survey every year and reading the results have honestly been such a good laugh. The results usually aren't amazing but this year it's TERRIBLE. Even across the country
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I miss the days when people held phones up to their ears to talk, you know, like how phones are supposed to work. WHY DOES EVERYONE USE SPEAKER NOWADAYS IT'S SO JARRING. I don't want to hear a strangers voice crackling through shitty audio on loud speaker and hurting my poor, sensitive ears ;-;
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emma fring 🦋🌻 @borschmajeure.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Sometimes I give ESL despite it being my first language
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I cannot deal with people just messaging 'hello' on teams. I'm not doing 'hello, how are you? My name is' over multiple days and shifts when you could just message me what you want straight away
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Ronja @banditskid.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Literally this!!! I still don’t understand if Joe’s caterpillar story was the joke or what it is he was referring to when he said he ”cooked that up in about 2 minutes”. Like, what was the prank???
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Work tires me out so much now, I've started putting half espressos in my hot chocolates (as someone who does not drink coffee normally)
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Day two back at work after a week off, I am physically drained and in pain and in desperate need of more time off
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
"bloody Yanks are too busy trying to start wars with Iran to put up our bus schedules" says the old white guy at a bus stop in the middle of England. Sir I don't think Americans have anything to do with putting up bus schedules in Guisborough..
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Saw some alpacas on my adventures today
Alpacas in a field.
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Sitting on a train watching London disappear whilst listening to a stupid train musical (starlight express) just feels right.
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
The joy I felt leaving work 2 hours early and knowing I have more than just the weekend off
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
My period needs to hurry tf up because there's only 9 days till I go away and I do NOT want to be thinking about it when I'm free in the country side
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Honestly the state of this bus. I miss covid times when they had to commit to cleaning everything regularly
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
These new jeans I'm wearing feel like I'm not wearing any trousers and I don't know if that's a good thing or not
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Photo from my adventures today. Did you know that that one painting in animal crossing was so popular that they made a guy paint it irl so they could put it in a museum!?!
Van Goghs 'Sunflowers' in the National Gallery, London.
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
I did at least voluntarily leave the house and I didn't have a meltdown even with the rain so that's a +2 for adulting
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Love how it was nice and sunny yesterday when I was at work and it's been acceptable all week and my one day off, today, it rains.
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carly @potcake216.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
If I had a throne it would just be contributions towards my next case of Dr. Pepper.
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
My phone thought my rage walk home was exercise. I didn't run or even jog for a second, I was just walking and thinking about how badly I wanted to smash something
A screenshot saying I exercised for 24mins. 29% of which I apparently ran and the other 71% I was walking.
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
If 80 better then why 100????
A notification telling me it's recommended to only charge my phone up to 80% to extend the battery life
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May @mayisatk.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
They've removed the surface sanitiser (basically a disinfectant spray in each cubicle so we can clean the toilet seats before using) from the bathrooms at work AND I'M MAD. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE COMFORTABLE USING TOILETS COVERED IN PISS AND PUBIC HAIR IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME AN OPTION TO CLEAN IT
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