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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 4h
Instead of three commanders to a deck three vanguard to a deck that change how it plays.
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Old Hobbes 🔜 Private Practice @hobbesq.bolasgang.com · 5h
Wanna know cards that need actual reprints? Also print tons of the MTGO ones in paper
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 4h
Can that universe have an Ankylosaurus Ghalta with big numbers for both attack and defense.
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Forest @foresttherotten.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Vyper deadlock
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 8h
Are negative number powers going to herald a new type of poison counter effect? What set would do this? My guess would be zhalfir to show a dying phyrexian issue
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 8h
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie
Picture of Wile Coyote holding a sign with the text "I'm not done" with a willful resignation on his face
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 8h
I showed you my tail plz respond
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 8h
that sounds like a tournament that goes to time everymatch
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Solgeon Solray @solgeonsolray.bsky.social · 9h
If you have OCs, go ahead and try this out with them! Oh! But PLEASE don't just copy and paste the original answers. Your characters should respond in their own way.
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 12h
Reading my brain feels friend
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 12h
Maybe not but it's better than highschoolers ready 50 shades
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 12h
The Mark Poole art is healing something in me
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 12h
Bdsm is important to learn about in your preteens, consent and nonpenitrative sex need to be better shared so the yourh can have healthy relationships with pleasure
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 13h
In mixed news, an ai company is filing for bankruptcy! The bad side is disney wants to absorb it for nefarious deeds.
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Beau Mirchoff in Hidden Gems: Debatable
Alt: Beau Mirchoff in Hidden Gems: Debatable
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 14h
Oral fixation cares not for part shape.
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 14h
If it was in USA i would get a ticket and practice my second amendment rights
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 15h
I'd watch that but would she come to USA or would you go to UK?
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's the weirdest thing. I'll never get used to it.
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You ever feel like the canary in the coal mine
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Greenb3ar @greenb3ar.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Okay the best political ad of the year is here from LA-DSA
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Clara Elena García, Author 🇵🇾 @claraelenadice.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Good morning 🪶
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Steve B. @stevewithab.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
“I want games with bad code written by human beings who get paid more to work less and I’m not kidding.”
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Pudding (spicy) 🍮🔞 @puddingdraws.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
cool shirt
a drawing of a character wearing a shirt that says "please cock-slap my face until I see stars"
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Unions are happening
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
if the board was randomized just right you would be a furry And there's nothing wrong with that.
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Donkey from Shrek: 'You Cut Me Real Deep'
Alt: Donkey from Shrek: 'You Cut Me Real Deep'
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
When I say my color identity is Red this is the part of red i mean
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
a creature after my own red beating heart
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
But what about Jar Jar Binks
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Shocking Jar Jar Moment
Alt: Shocking Jar Jar Moment
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Jo Wilson in Grey's Anatomy: You're Gonna Be Okay
Alt: Jo Wilson in Grey's Anatomy: You're Gonna Be Okay
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uosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Unicorn Dana: “there is no ethical consumption of Harry Potter”
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the porn bots are learning how to give head?!???
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
sounds like you could be a specific type of fur suit maker, and last I heard that is a fine financial occupation.
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Kombucha Tea Girl Reacts: No!
Alt: Kombucha Tea Girl Reacts: No!
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Green memes @green-memes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Any planes of highlight in the game?
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Mossforatu @dinolich.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
thinking about this post again
tumblr post by fabcreature that says "when gerard way sings “the broken, the beaten, and the damned” and when kermit the frog sings “the lovers, the dreamers, and me” they’re talking about the same people btw"
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
🎶King Ramses🎶 the man in gauze, the man in gauze. It lives rent free in my noggin
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Headless horsegirl
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
 Champion of the Weird {3}{B}

Creature — Goblin Berserker

As an additional cost to cast this spell, behold a Goblin and exile it. (Exile a Goblin you control or a Goblin card from your hand.)

Pay 1 life, Blight 2: Target opponent blights 2. Activate only as a sorcery.

When this creature leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to its owner’s hand.
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Illustrated by Lucas Graciano
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Harold & Kumar's Bogus Journey Bill & Ted go to White castle
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Being John Wick
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Slightly related, Mr beast is a plague on the world
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Esper Quinn 💠 @esper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ah, tremendous, my Discord account got hacked somehow even though i have 2fa and a passkey for it. please don’t click on anything I send, I guess
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
B-b-but you are
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
pot is fucking amazing! wish I was able to use it more effectively
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
As a rift on Party right? Found Family (Your Found Family consists of up to one each of Tam, Loot, Vraska, and Ranna)
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I say this with love, fuck you, that shouldn't have made me laugh.
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How? That dragon on the right is a different species.
Jake Long season 1 left
Jake Long season 2 right
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Mayhem @mayhemkavu.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The god pack card meme just hit me, that is how the verified the one ring was legit.
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