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Gavin

@maycontainnuts.bsky.social
1.3K followers 3.8K following 2.3K posts

Father, husband, geek, Spurs fan, Chiefs fan, technologist. Not necessarily in that order. Former southerner, now adopted Yorkshireman. No, I won't stop it with the nonsense. (The dog's name is Max)

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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 22h
"STOP SHOUTING AT ME!!"
Durex dotted condoms
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Robot from the Smash ad
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Let's not pretend this attempt to rename AI is anything but Trump trying to make sure that, in future, when anyone Googles the phrase "Donald Trump Intelligence", they get stuff about "Super Intelligence" and not just a picture of a baboon's ass covered in shit...
Donald Trump drools mindlessly onto his laptop on Truth Social
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The whole concept of "capping" and the way people dissolved when they got zapped really messed with my 7-year old brain...
The Tripods BBC TV Series from the 1980's
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You're all (84% of you) fucking bellends. #IcedCoffee
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"In space, no-one can hear you quote "In space, no-one can hear you quote "In space, no-one can hear you quote "In space, no-one can hear you quote "In space, no-one can hear you quote "In space, no-one can hear you quote...
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
#My9Games, because why not... Probably showing my age here (& my continued "12 year old trapped in a 50 year old body" mindset) but every one of these stole many months of my life when they were front & centre.
Wonder Boy III: The Dragon's Trap
ToeJam & Earl
Persona 5
Championship Manager '93
Super Cars II
World of Warcraft
Final Fantasy XIV Online
Stryker's Run
Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Well, I think we're probably at the point where we qualify for support from the Salvation Army...
Ossie Ardiles and Ricky Villa play the tuba at half time to raise morale.
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Vušković absolutely tearing it up for Brighton as his "upgrade" fails to impress in our starting XI despite zero Premier League experience is the salt in the wounds for me. To have a player we all knew was a star in the making immediately show how wrong we got by selling him is infuriating... #COYS
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thomas Frank version 0.1 fucks a chicken
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Vinai and Lange watching RdZ's signings and substitutions... #COYS
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Imagine if 3 minutes later it came out here...
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random, or you'll have an awful September.
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I recognise that guy!!!
Spurs leg end Christian Gross-misconduct
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
🪴 The plant nerd in me gets excessively excited (and spendthrift!) when I see exciting plants. I did not need this, I do not have space for this, I now own this. Oops! #Alocasia #PlantSky
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
'Tottenham are overspending on players'
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
"I SAY, YOU BUY YOUR SAVINHO, AND YOU GET YOUR MARMOUSH FREE!"... Spurstyle UK?
You buy your front windows, you get your back windows for free!
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
#COYS
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I should not be allowed into the kitchen on my own. This was utter filth (in the best way)... Spicy cheesy beans on an omelette? Yes please. 😍
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
This is the most Chelsea thing Chelsea have ever done. Turning your U21 team into a venture capital firm... "Cobham Next Gen" - professional football is dead. ☠️ #COYS
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Are Sabrina Ghayour's Spiced Parmesan toasts the greatest comfort food in the universe? Yes. Am I really going to eat all four of them and spend the afternoon questioning my life choices?? Also yes.
Sabrina Ghayour's Curry-spiced Parmesan toasts
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
If you see this, reply with a picture that illustrates what it's like living in the UK
Dele Alli Vs the racists
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
There was a kit tailor made for you!
Spurs, the poo poo years.
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Bombaléo... #COYS
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Is that THE Mewis Holtby???
Mewis Holtby, Spurs Megend.
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
*My* pervert glasses
The pigeon wearing sunnies
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
On the wall in the front room. In full view of visitors as soon as they walk in ... My wife is *not* happy. Even getting filled in with gold pen to match our awful wallpaper. 🤣
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
As a Spurs fan who was told all of last season that us appearing at the top of the cards per foul table was "because Romero", this just makes me more confused/angry/convinced there's a conspiracy. Whether it's against us or for Argentina, I have no idea... #COYS
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Hydration break
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Not as excited with the Tonali transfer as the last couple, but we can't do anything but succeed spending big on 7 transfers in this window, can we??? #COYS
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Hydration break
Sam Allardyce pint of wine
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Go home, Bluesky, you're drunk... #FootballHumor #SoccerHumour #SoccerballFunnies
"Football Humor" Trending topic is a load of skeets nothing to do with football, or humour.
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
#COYS
Avian onanist
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The last ten minutes of that match felt like:
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Spurs play today
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Hmmm, I can't for a second think I am going to need to use that 12 month warranty on my new headphones for ... erm ... "qulilyrelated ssues"???? Nothing to see here! 😕
"12-month waranty for qulilyrelated ssues" on my new product...
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
You should try being a sober Spurs fan in May, mate... #COYS
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Old tree-shagger Alan's trying to sell his dirty cast-outs again!
Daily Mirror headline: "Birds will flock to your garden if you plant shrub loved by Alan Titchmarsh"
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Brett Ratner's "Alive"...
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Oh please don't ever change, BlueSky...
Person responds to joke skeet about her dead mother voting, asking how it was possible...
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Granny's Garden.
Evil witch sends me home
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Advertise your account with a Simpsons image
Homer mashed potato
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Mango Other People's Idiocy
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Gavin @maycontainnuts.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Happy St George's Day to all that celebrate
George Weah scores the greatest goal ever seen.
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