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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
this pic of me is still hard as fuck for the record
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
:3
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
watching big brother rn, can his shirt be off always? #bb28
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Found another one
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I fr wanna know who drew this
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Julia Jackin record ALSO came! (Crushing) (for all thats curious) :)
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Lightning Bolt record came! (Wondeful Rainbow) (for all thats curious) :)
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"Maybe we should listen to adelles boyfriends side of the story, before we start picking sides" - Stewie Griffin 2014
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GEEZERS BUTLER @chirpendale.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
the drums must go on …
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
A screenshot of a SpongeBob episode where Dennis is a wanted criminal, but is disguising himself as just a normal guy with a silly black curly mustache 

And the caption is “I’m palm beach Pete” to make fun of palm beach Pete the real guy, scting the same as Dennis in this screenshot as if he’s not Jeffery Epstein
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
just wanna say last night was my first time playing the new smash bros on the switch. And with that being said I am the best ness player on planet earth do not research this just trust me
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
We all know someone who looks and sounds like this
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
you know what’s going on…
it’s a drawing of two military leather daddy’s kissing :)
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
I hope the bubba that Donny sucked on was this bubba :3
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
You know what I mean
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Insert sea shanties
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
“I you my bullets you brought me your love” is the best MCR album, and if you disagree I need your name, email, home address, social security, and credit card info right now. (Sorry I don’t make the rules)
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Jeremy spoke in, spoke in CLAAAASSSSSS TODDDAAAYYYY
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I got these, just a day or two ago, and I CANT FUCKING WAIT TO BUST THIS SHIT OPEN RAHHHHHH!!!!!
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
apple bee’s been chill for real just washin dishes :)
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
washing dishes at apple bees :) it’s fun
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
video abruptly ends, because suddenly hell broke lose, I wish you were able to see what happened as soon as the video ended, we went absolutely fucking ballistic
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
saw lightning bolt last night with my buddy Tate, I got to crowd surf for the first time, and not even intentionally this guy just came up behind me, picked me up and threw me into the air (I also caught the drummers broken drumsticks) :D was a very fun night MAYBE the best show I’ve been too
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I wouldnt wish working at Pizza Hut on my worst enemy
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
hey :)
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
me watching me ruin my own life than complain about it, as if I didn’t do it to myself
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
low-key starting crying, otw home from work today (Context) there was a homeless guy at the window of Pizza Hut, obviously hadn’t eaten in a couple of days We gave him some brownies, I just felt so bad for him :( I know being homeless sucks and it’s no way to live :(
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I was gonna make my pfp on my work app this picture of Moe but then it said “I need manager approval for the photo” and I was like NOOOO!!!
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I was gonna ask “why tf is snoop Dogg trending rn” but then I clicked on it and immediately was like “wtf snoop…”
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
no one out pizzas the hut but sometimes the hut out pizzas you
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Pizza Hut kinda kicked my ass today D: but we made it through :D
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Ben Stevens @bentstevens.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Splendid - Oath - Hallux - Out 4 Blood at Flying V #rock #loudrock #punk #punkrock #hardcore #hardcorepunk #metalcore #livemusic #alternativemusic #minnesotamusic #minnesotapunk #minnesotahardcore #flyingv
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
don’t ask me to play WOW with you, it’s not happening (I can BARELY play the game) (I SUCK ASS)
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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 21/08/2025
New 'LEGO Batman' open world gameplay 🦇 Releasing in 2026 🎮
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
AJJ literally has never put out a BAD album I stand on that
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
do we Fuck with the Pizza Hut hat (please say yes)
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
I want to be excited for this, but me a REAL homestuck head (that is one of the most embarassing statements I’ve ever said) I know this is gonna be so boo boo D:
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
haven’t posted on here in a while how is everyone? :) (We aura farm a lil)
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Applebees had to narcan me
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
any grocery store that BECOMES a piggly wiggly, you know something bad happened there
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
we was at the bar :D
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Got these two records, from our local record store on record store day! :D! (I really wanted “Bury Me At Makeout Creek” by mitski, but he didn’t have it, he did say he’d lmk when they do get it though :D
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jacob :) @maybejacob.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
my record collection so far :D
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